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This is the long version about me, for the short version click here.

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
NiceBoomer2.jpg This pooper started during late 2006 - early 2007, when YouTube Poop experienced a boom in popularity.
YTPMV.jpg This pooper is a frequent creator of YouTube Poop Music Videos.
Tennisicon.png Ophios is a retired Poop Tennis player.
Newmoderatorimagethatwillhopefullysatisifypeoplethistime.png  Ophios is a former moderator for the YouChew forums.

The Early Years

The Early Years of The Early Years

Born as an onion named "Jerry Tasslemen". Ophios lived a quiet life in the small town of Q'L. Usually spending most of his time hiding in the basement of his house, Ophios was a shy individual, who had dreams of going to earth, where he could be equal with most of it's denizens. He was granted permission to go to earth. Unfortunately, in the process, he had to leave behind most of what he loved, that being his extensive collection of navel lint (Of which he collected from other people, seeing as onions do not have navel lint).

Jerry, age 6

The Middle Years of The Early Years

Upon landing on earth, Jerry took on the name "Florian Schneider-Esleben". And took residence in the town of [Fresno CA], where he spent most of his time hiding in the basement of his house. The Eighties came, and Jerry Found himself the headman of a pop band, "The Tasslemen". the fame went to his head, and after 12 hit records, Jerry legally changed his name to Ophios, where upon he tried to assassinate Ronald Reagen, He was scolded for that.

Jerry, as he looked in his band

The Late Years of The Early Years

Ophios retired to his basement.

Return to the Net

Warning, from here on out, it gets factual!

Part One

June 01, 2006: Having stalked around Youtube for a while, Ophios decided to finally decided to sign up for it. Videos were eventually uploaded. Ophios never planned on doing anything else but video game videos, which was a change from his "No videos" plan. After a couple of months the Something Awful Zelda CD-i remixes came out...

Part Two

Cfg4l0uAIgs|250}} Ophios's first Youtube Poop.

Out of ideas at the time, Ophios decided to make a video based on one of the songs of the Something Awful Zelda CD-i remixes. Two things happened.

  • He made his most popular videos of all time
  • He found youtube poop

While looking for scenes of the CD-i games, Ophios came across a particular video called [| Philips ' Phrightphest] (Cannot find link to this on, sorry), made by 1upclock. At first, the idea behind the video was novel, and pushed it out of his mind for a week or two. Busily working on what would become [| Gux - Zelda CD-i Experience]

Being bored one day, Ophios returned to the Philips' Phrightphest video, looking through the comments, he saw a comment left by "buh6173"

  • Good 'n all, but you kinda raped most of that from Dukeoffortuneman, especially "My boy!" The princess/king laughter is some of the most disturbing crap I've seen, and OH MY GOD, YOU STOLE THE Funky Fisherman.

Ophios set out for this Duke...

Part Three

Upon searching for Dukeoffortuneman, he found this video [| Robotnik Saves the Trees]. While at first, he didn't think much of it. This idea of making "poop", caught on. After some work, [| Link's magic rainbow adventure] was made.

The Story behind the poops

This isn't about all my poops, just the ones I like, or I think are important

Battle of 1986

[| Battle of 1986] Since day one, Ophios promised to be somewhat a frontier explorer. This video shows the beginning of this promise, using clips that were not used before in poops.

This also shows the beginning of the kleptomania.

Videos used: Wild Guitar The Sunshine Makers

Wild Geetaar

Wild Geetaar After just four videos, Ophios ran out of new videos to make poops out of. He thought of calling it quits after this video. But reluctantly stayed on board by recycling video he had already used. Staying in hopes of getting new stuff to poop.

Videos used: Wild Guitar

LOZ: Rule 34

LOZ: Rule 34 This video is important, as this is one of the earliest examples of "Cum" and "Dinner". This video received comments from, The Electric Cheese, Seconteen13, JingWu, and DukeofFortuneMan

Videos used: Link: Faces of Evil Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon Hotel Mario

Tube Wars Trilogy: The first trilogy

Ophios wanted to avoid using the sonic cartoons for poops, seeing as how poops were already made from them. But also seeing as how there was little else to make poops from, he reluctantly used those videos.

This was the first planned trilogy.

Videos Used: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

The Tripoops: The second trilogy

If Ophios had his way, this would have been a twelve part mini-series. Unfortunately unable to squeeze enough funny out of each of the episodes, had to convert them all into three bigger videos.


COMBOA BEBOb Ophios noticed a distinct lack of bleach in poops, He tried to fix that.

Source: Cowboy Bebop Bleach


Ophios also noticed a lack of Cartoon network poops.

Or were these made for the sake of nostalgia?

This was not a planned trilogy.

Source: Dexter's Laboratory

Aphex Siamese Murmur

[| Aphex Siamese Murmur] This is an important video, because it's the only video of Ophios' that made it to the (Now gone)top 100 poops.

It should be pointed out that the title comes from the phrases:

  • Aphex Twin
  • Siamese Twins
  • Murmur Twins

Source: The Caution Twins

Summer Movie

The first video made by the Summer Movie Gang, Although in the description Ophios claimed this would be the last video he would make, that would end up being 100% untrue. Summer Movie also has a sequel.

For more information, see the Summer Movie Gang page.

Ill lIlI lI II & Ill lIlI lI

While these videos aren't particularly interesting or important, it should be pointed out that the titles translate to ILL LILI LI, or ILL LILY LIE. This phrase was used becuase it would show up on top of the video as a bunch of pipes "|"

Videos Used: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Sonic X


Ophios is a big fan a Freakazoid, and saddened by the lack a Freakazoid poops. This was not a planned trilogy.

Old school

Once again, scraping around the poop frontier, Ophios made these. The videos used in these poops are respectively:

  • A Case of Spring Fever
  • Dudley Do-Right
  • Beany and Cecil

The Maks: The third trilogy

Three poops made from the movie The Mask. This is the last planned trilogy.

4 feet and 33 inches

4 feet and 33 inches Strange idea that came to Ophios in a dream. Warning: if you attempt to make poop from a concert performance, chose a "weird" song, or an opera.

(TODO: Find video used in source)

Sonic revisited

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Jerry in his usual look.

For more information, check out Summer Movie Gang


Videos Used: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

Wally WAnker

Poops made from the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

The Ultraburger

The Ultraburger is the cousin of the Holiday Sandwich.

This video contains clips from almost every video Ophios has made a poop from. Main video from the US (?) Tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch commercial.

Minty Piston

Sources: Monty Python and the Holy Grail

A Clockwork Yellow

One of the first, if not the first, poops made from The Dover Boys of Pimento University

A sequel:


Source: Various Aphex Twin Videos

KIll Ill lIlI lI

Sources: Kill Bill Vol. 1 Kill Bill Vol. 2

Poop Remixes

Meta poops

Poop Fads

Character does X while I play unfitting music


Super Hyper Fast

Rape Rave

Video Game Videos

Ophios has uploaded many videos relating to video games. Those games include:

  • Trackmania
  • SumoTori Dreams
  • Wario Ware inc.
  • Cameltry
  • Super Smash Brothers
  • Pieces
  • Roller Coaster Tycoon
  • Kirby Super Star
  • 1nsane

Ophios has also made a music video featuring many SNES games, set to the song "Eleven ways to end the pain" by The Flashbulb

Music videos

CD-i Something Awful Remixes

A little information about Gux - Zelda CD-i experience: Gux - Zelda CD-i experience was the hardest to make video, ever. Windows Movie Maker for some reason couldn't handle the MP3 of the song too well.

"It was fine if I tried to play it from the beginning, but if I tried 
to play the video from anywhere else the song would desync, this cuased 
so much trouble that I gave up for a bit. After learning the song, I 
decided to give it another go. I'm even impressed by how it turned out... 
Windows Movie Maker sucks though. Did the same thing for the Eleven ways 
to end the pain video." - Ophios

So most of the video was made, by memory of the song.

  • A case of Remix Fever
A case of Remix Fever
"Spring" Contains samples from "A case of spring fever"
  • Core
Core - Extended Version
"Core - The extended Version" Contains samples from CD-i Zelda Games
  • BAM! - The remix
BAM! - The remix
"BAM! - The remix" Contains samples from "Easy-Off Bam Commercial"
  • Mr simon rant - The song
Mr simon rant- The song
"Mr simon rant- The song" Contains samples from "[The new "Youtube Poop" Rant.]"
  • More Music I Made
More Music I Made
"Spring - Extended Remix" Contains samples from "A Case of Spring Fever", and "The Cautious Twins"
"Wild Regge" Contains samples from "Wild Guitar"
"Wonka Sunshine" Contains samples from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", and "The Sunshine Makers"
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The last sighting of Ophios, before retiring to his basement


If ophios steals a joke from you, either:

  • He didn't know of the joke beforehand, and is just a coincidence.
  • He loved your joke.


  • A fellow by the name of HugeDumbass who was a fanatic, visited Ophios' house daily, leaving Valentines in his front porch for three months.
  • This page was made entirely in the third person.
  • While he doesn't do it while typing, Ophios has been known to go for days saying nothing but Mystery Science Theater 3000 Quotes.
  • Is a Scratchophile, which could be explained by the fact that he is a fucking toucan.
  • Despite the fact that he is now a toucan, Ophios still smells of onions.
  • Ophios invented the upside down Zelda face
  • Ophios tends to whine over any votes of 1 star on any of his videos.
  • Is very concerned With Whore Yoshi's Pants.When a close up was posted,He said "Wrong side",Thus giving the poster Digdug25 the impression he Enjoyed Staring at her ass.
Upside down Zelda face


Ophios needs ideas for poops, remixes, or games to walk. (You gotta help him) Please contact him via youtube if you have any ideas for him. (TODO: Clean basement, go to grocery store, hide bodies.)


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