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PENIS
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The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.
Ways to say Penis
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
- Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
- Penish (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
- Pingas (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
- Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
- Pingors (invented by Mario head)
- Peaness (invented accidentally by Orson Welles)
- Penus
- Penor (invented by Piconjo
- Peen (invented by YTWatchdog)
- Dickie (invented by Eddy)
- Twanger (invented by Zippy)
- Big red one (invented by Zippy)
- Johnson (invented by MightyKombat)
- Monudder (invented by ShadowWario)
- Donk (invented by Soulja Boy)
- Dong (invented by Link)
- Twang/Wang (invented by Tyrannosaurus Alan)
- Thingess (invented by Mario head)
- Snout (invented by Mario head)
People with Penis
Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:
- TheRedFuzz
- Captain Falcon (Has the largest penis in existence)
- Bill O'Reilly (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
- Jesus
- Dio Brando (he even says it feels good)
- Rik Mayall (Though, it is practically microscopic)
- Robotnik (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.)
- Temeku
- Shockwave
- Daniel J D'Arby
- Stegblob (Can't seem to find it though.)
- Tabull89
- Toadomos
- Mario (It has its very own hat and mustache.)
- Wizkid837
- Conrad Slater
- Asterix
- The Electric Cheese
- Froggo (Surprisingly)
- Dan hibiki
- Bart Simpson
- TyrannosaurusReich
- Ron Jeremy
- You (^_^)
- Buga (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
- MelvanaInChains
- Regular Luigi
- ShreddaX
- Ken
- Scorpion (He can shoot it out of his wrist)
- Conker
- Feggy
- Q
- YTwatchdog (refers to it as a "peen")
- Doctor Who (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
- Kenshiro
- Shin
- Raoh
- Jagi
- Rugal Bernstein
- Ataru Moroboshi
- Tommy Turnbull
- SpongeBob (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.)
- mariomarioecw
- Haruhi (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender)
- Every member of the Beatles
- Sora
- Jafar (Likes to slam doors on it.)
- Uctions (HUH?!)
- Drew Pickles (the complete opposite of Buga)
- All Team Fortress 2 characters (Pyro is still debated though)
- Scrander
- Gaming God
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Manny Rivera
- NOT CalTrans
- Hulk Hogan
- Violent J (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen}
- Wendy koopa
- Bonerman
- Toad
- Mama Luigi (may or may not have one, but I'm not gonna be the one to check.)
- Gay Luigi (he wishes he didn't)
- Fred Flintstone (although he looks like one.)
- Haydeez
- SchiavoneTheRichard
- Justin (from Total Drama Island.)
- Orson Welles (from The Critic)
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
