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*Dong (invented by [[Link]]) | *Dong (invented by [[Link]]) | ||
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* [[YTwatchdog]] (refers to it as a "peen") | * [[YTwatchdog]] (refers to it as a "peen") | ||
* [[Doctor Who]] (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann) | * [[Doctor Who]] (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann) | ||
| − | *[[Kenshiro]] | + | * [[Kenshiro]] |
| − | *[[Shin]] | + | * [[Shin]] |
| − | *Raoh | + | * Raoh |
| − | *Jagi | + | * Jagi |
| − | *Rugal Bernstein | + | * Rugal Bernstein |
| − | *[[Ataru Moroboshi]] | + | * [[Ataru Moroboshi]] |
| − | *[[Tommy Turnbull]] | + | * [[Tommy Turnbull]] |
| − | *[[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.) | + | * [[SpongeBob (character)|SpongeBob]] (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.) |
| − | *[[mariomarioecw]] | + | * [[mariomarioecw]] |
| − | *[[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender) | + | * [[Haruhi]] (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender) |
| − | *Every member of the Beatles | + | * Every member of the Beatles |
| − | *[[Sora]] | + | * [[Sora]] |
| − | *[[Jafar]] (Likes to slam doors on it.) | + | * [[Jafar]] (Likes to slam doors on it.) |
| − | *[[Uctions]] (HUH?!) | + | * [[Uctions]] (HUH?!) |
| − | *[[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga) | + | * [[Drew Pickles]] (the complete opposite of Buga) |
| − | *All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated though) | + | * All [[Team Fortress 2]] characters ([[Pyro]] is still debated though) |
| − | *[[Scrander]] | + | * [[Scrander]] |
| − | *[[Gaming God]] | + | * [[Gaming God]] |
| − | *[[RetardedAnimeParodyX]] | + | * [[RetardedAnimeParodyX]] |
| − | *[[Manny Rivera]] | + | * [[Manny Rivera]] |
| − | *NOT [[CalTrans]] | + | * NOT [[CalTrans]] |
| − | *[[Hulk Hogan]] | + | * [[Hulk Hogan]] |
| − | *[[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen} | + | * [[Insane Clown Posse|Violent J]] (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen} |
| − | * | + | * Wendy koopa |
| − | *[[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]] | + | * [[Youtube_Poop_IRC#Bonerman|Bonerman]] |
| − | *[[Toad]] | + | * [[Toad]] |
| − | *[[Mama Luigi]] (may or may not have one, but I'm not gonna be the one to check.) | + | * [[Mama Luigi]] (may or may not have one, but I'm not gonna be the one to check.) |
| − | *[[Gay Luigi]] (he wishes he didn't) | + | * [[Gay Luigi]] (he wishes he didn't) |
| − | *[[Fred Flintstone]] (although he looks like one.) | + | * [[Fred Flintstone]] (although he looks like one.) |
| − | *[[Haydeez]] | + | * [[Haydeez]] |
| − | *Justin (from [[Total Drama Island]].) | + | * [[SchiavoneTheRichard]] |
| + | * Justin (from [[Total Drama Island]].) | ||
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis. | If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis. | ||
Revision as of 14:49, 16 November 2008
The PENIS is the thing some people have in the crotch and is mainly a tool of entertainment. You also use it to hit people and play baseball with it. Robotnik has a huge obsession with it.
Ways to say Penis
Penis is spoken in many ways, here are some variations:
- Dick (invented by Violent J of The Insane Clown Posse) {Invented the name during the year 1990.} {Wasn't invented by The Angry Video Game Nerd or The Tourettes Guy (R.I.P.) despite what popular colture says.} (Is also the most popular way of saying Penis.)
- Penish (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
- Pingas (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
- Peengush (invented accidentally by Robotnik)
- Pingors (invented by Mario head)
- Peaness (invented accidentally by Orson Welles)
- Penus
- Penor (invented by Piconjo
- Peen (invented by YTWatchdog)
- Dickie (invented by Eddy)
- Twanger (invented by Zippy)
- Big red one (invented by Zippy)
- Johnson (invented by MightyKombat)
- Monudder (invented by ShadowWario)
- Donk (invented by Soulja Boy)
- Dong (invented by Link)
- Twang/Wang (invented by Tyrannosaurus Alan)
- Thingess (invented by Mario head)
People with Penis
Only some people in the galaxy have a penis, and they are listed below:
- TheRedFuzz
- Captain Falcon (Has the largest penis in existence)
- Bill O'Reilly (This has come into question in recent times, however.)
- Jesus
- Dio Brando (he even says it feels good)
- Rik Mayall (Though, it is practically microscopic)
- Robotnik (He has been spotted exercising his penis from time to time, however it seems this has no effect as it is still rather small.)
- Temeku
- Shockwave
- Daniel J D'Arby
- Stegblob (Can't seem to find it though.)
- Tabull89
- Toadomos
- Mario (It has its very own hat and mustache.)
- Wizkid837
- Conrad Slater
- Asterix
- The Electric Cheese
- Froggo (Surprisingly)
- Dan hibiki
- Bart Simpson
- TyrannosaurusReich
- Ron Jeremy
- You (^_^)
- Buga (Incredibly small, perhaps the smallest penis in the universe)
- MelvanaInChains
- Regular Luigi
- ShreddaX
- Ken
- Scorpion (He can shoot it out of his wrist)
- Conker
- Feggy
- Q
- YTwatchdog (refers to it as a "peen")
- Doctor Who (All 10 of them, except Paul McGann)
- Kenshiro
- Shin
- Raoh
- Jagi
- Rugal Bernstein
- Ataru Moroboshi
- Tommy Turnbull
- SpongeBob (Possible to have ben lost in the fowl depths of Patrick's rectum.)
- mariomarioecw
- Haruhi (Although wearing a skirt, This person has both genitals of each gender)
- Every member of the Beatles
- Sora
- Jafar (Likes to slam doors on it.)
- Uctions (HUH?!)
- Drew Pickles (the complete opposite of Buga)
- All Team Fortress 2 characters (Pyro is still debated though)
- Scrander
- Gaming God
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Manny Rivera
- NOT CalTrans
- Hulk Hogan
- Violent J (Proudly announces that to the entire world) {Is also the 3rd hugest one ever seen}
- Wendy koopa
- Bonerman
- Toad
- Mama Luigi (may or may not have one, but I'm not gonna be the one to check.)
- Gay Luigi (he wishes he didn't)
- Fred Flintstone (although he looks like one.)
- Haydeez
- SchiavoneTheRichard
- Justin (from Total Drama Island.)
If you have enough luck, there might be a french fry stuck inside your own penis.
