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==Uctions as energy unit==
 
==Uctions as energy unit==

Revision as of 15:04, 6 April 2009

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UCTIONS!!!!

Uctions (also known as Energon) are a power supply of the universe. They are commonly using in assembling instruction books. Mario has a deep obsession with Uctions, claiming to own them entirely. He has abused his uctions in all ways possible, therefore he is banned from the city streets.

Uctions are also used to make Magic Drugs.

Trivia

  • The Hairspray Queen and Robotnik claim to own their own uctions, but this was not proven so.
  • Robotnik would have had nearly twice the amount of his current Uction possession unless Fat Mario had already claimed them his own during a competition of Beautiful Heads.
  • Uctions is also a brand of bran flakes.
  • When invoked, it's own power and that of Anti-Uctions, its enemy transform Megatron into Galvatron.
  • Daniel J D'Arby has always tried to gamble into getitng some uctions...but has always failed.
  • Was revealed to have a penis for some strange reason.
  • Was also revealed to be the alternative Vice President for Yoshi's New Empire.
  • They might have killed off elmullet.

Chosen weilders of Uctions

Only a few people are chosen to harness the incredible power of Uctions, here is a list of some of them:

Uctions as energy unit

Uctions can also be used to measure energy. Was invented by Robotnik together with Demoman. Uctions radiates Good Medicine and positive energy. Anti-Uctions radiate AIDS and other kinds of evil negative energy.

The Enclosed Uctions Apple can only be found in the Cave of Uctions.