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Pizza
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"Whoa... he stole that guy's pizzas!!" - Some Guy
"It's pizza time! Oh yeah... no money." - Wario
"LET GO OF THE PIZZA!" - Squidward
Pizza is an oft-devoured edible which usually is bread covered with oils, herbs, sauce, and cheese (and sometimes toppings). Being not as popular as spaghetti in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that someone will eat it.
Outside of YouTube Poop, pizza is a very popular food. YouChew was no different, with pizza being one of two subjects that would inevitably lead to pages of conversation if it was mentioned.
People Who Eat Pizza[edit]
- Americans
- New Yorkers
- All forms of Mario.
- All forms of Luigi. (Especially Mama Luigi.)
- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Chicagoans
- New Yorkers
- The entire former YouChew community
- The Japanese
- The Nyanki/Samurai Pizza Cats
- Yoshi
- Italians
- Falco "Pizza Cake" Lombardi
- Pizza Pasta (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.)
- M. Bison
- Froggo
- Dr. Robotnik
- Nostalgia Critic
- King Harkinian
- King Hippo (Hell, he'd eat anything that's edible.)
- D.W. Read
- Wario
- Garfield
- Tom (But only with a drink.)
- Waluigi (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.)
- The Autobots (especially Optimus Prime and Bumblebee)
- Kirby
- Strong Bad (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.)
- Steve Fox
- Paul Phoenix
- Hedo Turkoglu
- Hatsune Miku
- Coach McGuirk
Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza[edit]
- Cheese (Of Course!)
- Mozzarella Cheese
- Provolone Cheese (On occasion.)
- Parmesan Cheese (Usually as a minor topping.)
- Provel Cheese (Though this is rare outside of St. Louis)
- Feta Cheese (Only on Greek Pizza)
- Pepperoni
- Sausage
- Anchovies
- Black Olives
- Garlic
- Mushrooms
- Various vegetables (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers
- Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will kill you if you get this topping on your pizza.)
- Corn (Mainly in Japan.)
- Eggs (Also in Japan.)
Trivia[edit]
- Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the United States.
- M. Bison approves of this food, due to the fact that it is delicious!
- As do Yoshi, Kirby, King Harkinian, and the Food Loving King.
- The Samurai Pizza Cats make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas.
- Do not let Viacom get their hands on your own personal pan pizza.
- Gwonam owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both King Harkinian and M. Bison did not find the pizza delicious.
- Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives.
- At various points in time, McDonalds has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia.
- There are many ways to make pizzas, but the two styles that are considered the best are New York-style and Chicago-style (also called deep-dish pizza as a result of its deeper, dish-like construction). Which style are you?
- Spider-Man used to be a pizza delivery man in Spider-Man 2. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the Angry Video Game Nerd reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!"
- It's especially notable when he heard a guy say that Spider-Man stole his own pizzas!!
- When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
