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Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Dry Bones|oils]], herbs, [[Cum|sauce]], and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[Spaghetti]] in the YouTube poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it.  
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[[Image:Pizza.jpg|thumb|right|[[Viacom|Someone]] attempting to steal your pizza.]]
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[[Image:Sonicpizza.png|thumb|right|[[Sonic the Hedgehog|All]] [[Pokemon|of]] [[Anime|the]] [[YouChew]] pet obsessions have fused.]]
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[[Image:Ept sports nba experts-914656833-1242654241.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[:Category:Basketball Players|professional basketball players]] indulge in pizza every once in a while.]]
  
Outside of YouTube Poop, Pizza is a very popular food.
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<I>"Whoa... he stole that guy's '''pizzas'''!!" - Some Guy</I>
[[Image:Pizza.jpg|thumb|right|Someone attempting to steal your pizza.]]  
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{{VidCaption|5l82cTnHG5U|A [[90's Kid|'90s]] advert for Pizza Hut featuring Pizza Head and [[Engineer]] [[Steve]].}}
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<i>"It's pizza time! Oh yeah... no money." - [[Wario]]</i>
{{VidCaption|aZyYz_PwqpA|An advert for pizza from Japan. [[No|Yeah]], the pizza looks like [[shit]]. Notice the [[Hitler]] onion anywhere?}}
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<i>"LET GO OF THE PIZZA!" - [[Squidward]]</i>
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'''Pizza''' is an oft-devoured edible which usually is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Lamp Oil|oils]], herbs, sauce, and [[cheese]] (and sometimes toppings). Being not as popular as [[spaghetti]] in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it.
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Outside of YouTube Poop, pizza is a very popular food. [[YouChew]] was no different, with pizza being one [[Sonic the Hedgehog|of two]] subjects that would inevitably lead to pages of conversation if it was mentioned.
  
 
==People Who Eat Pizza==
 
==People Who Eat Pizza==
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***All [[form]]s of [[Mario]].
 
***All [[form]]s of [[Mario]].
 
***All [[form]]s of [[Luigi]]. (Especially [[Mama Luigi]].)
 
***All [[form]]s of [[Luigi]]. (Especially [[Mama Luigi]].)
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***The [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]
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**[[Chicago]]ans
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*The entire former [[YouChew]] community
 
*The [[Japanese]]
 
*The [[Japanese]]
 
**The Nyanki/[[Samurai Pizza Cats]]
 
**The Nyanki/[[Samurai Pizza Cats]]
***[[Speedy Cerviche]]
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**[[Yoshi]]
***[[Guido Anchovy]]
 
***[[Polly Esther]]
 
 
*[[Italy|Italians]]
 
*[[Italy|Italians]]
*[[Yoshi]]
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**Falco "Pizza [[Cake]]" Lombardi
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**[[Punch-Out!!|Pizza Pasta]] (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.)
 
*[[M. Bison]]
 
*[[M. Bison]]
*[[Froggo]]
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*Froggo
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
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*[[Nostalgia Critic]]
 
*[[King Harkinian]]
 
*[[King Harkinian]]
*The [[Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]
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*King Hippo ([[Hell]], he'd eat anything that's [[delicious|edible.]])
*[[King Hippo]] ([[Hell]], he'd eat anything that's [[delicious|edible.]])
 
*[[Punch Out!!|Pizza Pasta]] (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.)
 
 
*[[D.W. Read]]
 
*[[D.W. Read]]
 
*[[Wario]]
 
*[[Wario]]
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*[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]] (But only with a [[Soda|drink]].)
 
*[[Tom, The Crazy Chocolate Guy|Tom]] (But only with a [[Soda|drink]].)
 
*[[Waluigi]] (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.)
 
*[[Waluigi]] (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.)
*[[Falco Lombardi]]
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*The Autobots (especially Optimus Prime and Bumblebee)
*[[Mario Head]]
 
*The Autobots (especially [[Optimus Prime]] and [[Bumblebee]])
 
 
*[[Kirby]]
 
*[[Kirby]]
*[[Strong Bad]] (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.)
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*Strong Bad (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.)
 
*[[Steve]] [[Fox]]
 
*[[Steve]] [[Fox]]
 
*Paul Phoenix
 
*Paul Phoenix
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*[[Hedo Turkoglu]]
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*[[Hatsune Miku]]
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*Coach McGuirk
  
 
==Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza==
 
==Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza==
 
*[[Cheese]] ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]])
 
*[[Cheese]] ([[M. Bison|Of Course!]])
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**Mozzarella Cheese
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**Provolone Cheese (On occasion.)
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**Parmesan Cheese (Usually as a minor topping.)
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**Provel Cheese (Though this is rare outside of St. Louis)
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**Feta Cheese (Only on Greek Pizza)
 
*Pepperoni
 
*Pepperoni
*[[PENIS|Sausage]]
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*[[Sausage]]
 
*[[Guido|Anchovies]]
 
*[[Guido|Anchovies]]
*[[Africans|Black]] Olives
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*Black Olives
 
*[[Garlic]]
 
*[[Garlic]]
 
*[[Mushrooms]]
 
*[[Mushrooms]]
 
*Various [[vegeta]]bles (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers
 
*Various [[vegeta]]bles (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers
*Pineapple ([[Arnold Schwarzenegger]] will [[Die|kill]] [[you]] if you get this topping on your pizza.)
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*Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will [[Die|kill]] [[you]] if you get this topping on your pizza.)
*[[Rod Blagojevich|Corn]] (Mainly in [[Japan]].)
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*[[Spy|Corn]] (Mainly in [[Japan]].)
 
*[[Eggs]] (Also in [[Japan]].)
 
*[[Eggs]] (Also in [[Japan]].)
*[[Samurai Pizza Cats|Cats]] (According to a '70s Urban Legend from [[Japan|Tokyo]] about [[Piston Honda|a former samurai]] who owned a pizza parlour. One of the toppings at this parlour was cat.)
 
*[[Semen]] (if you're eating in the Red Light District).
 
*[[Shit]] (if you've been rude to the waiter).
 
*Spit (see shit).
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*There should only be 2 or 3 types of [[cheese]] on a pizza: Mozzarella, Provolone, and possibly Parmesan. [[No]] other cheeses should be put on a pizza, especially cheddar.
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[[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Here's some [[Chicago]]-style pizza.]]
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*Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the [[America|United States]].
 
*Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the [[America|United States]].
 
*[[M. Bison]] approves of this food, due to the fact that it is [[delicious]]!
 
*[[M. Bison]] approves of this food, due to the fact that it is [[delicious]]!
**As do [[Yoshi]], [[Froggo]], [[Kirby]], [[King Hippo]], [[Bear Hugger]], and [[King Harkinian]].
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**As do [[Yoshi]], [[Kirby]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[the Food Loving King]].
*The [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] make pizzas for a living, when not fighting [[Big Cheese]]'s mechas.
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*The [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas.
 
*Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza.
 
*Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza.
 
*[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]].
 
*[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]].
*Pizza-la-kun is a psychotic [[Nazi]] that is over-emotional.
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*Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives.
*[[Marshall Law]] made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives.
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*At various points in time, [[McDonalds]] has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia.
*There's a [[McDonalds]] that makes pizza in Florida. [[Yes]], really.
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*There are many ways to make pizzas, but the two styles that are considered the best are [[New York]]-style and [[Chicago]]-style (also called deep-dish pizza as a result of its deeper, dish-like construction). Which style are ''[[you]]''?
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**On a side note, the worst style of pizza is St. Louis-style, which is essentially a cracker with [[shit]]ty sauce and Provel cheese (which is a combination of white Cheddar, Emmentaler, and Provolone cheeses), cut in to [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|square]]s.
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*Spider-Man used to be a pizza delivery man in ''Spider-Man 2''. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!"
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**It's especially notable when he heard a guy say that Spider-Man stole his ''own'' '''pizzas'''!!
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*When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.

Latest revision as of 11:29, 17 November 2019

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


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Someone attempting to steal your pizza.

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All of the YouChew pet obsessions have fused.
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Even professional basketball players indulge in pizza every once in a while.

"Whoa... he stole that guy's pizzas!!" - Some Guy

"It's pizza time! Oh yeah... no money." - Wario

"LET GO OF THE PIZZA!" - Squidward

Pizza is an oft-devoured edible which usually is bread covered with oils, herbs, sauce, and cheese (and sometimes toppings). Being not as popular as spaghetti in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that someone will eat it.

Outside of YouTube Poop, pizza is a very popular food. YouChew was no different, with pizza being one of two subjects that would inevitably lead to pages of conversation if it was mentioned.

People Who Eat Pizza[edit]

Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza[edit]

  • Cheese (Of Course!)
    • Mozzarella Cheese
    • Provolone Cheese (On occasion.)
    • Parmesan Cheese (Usually as a minor topping.)
    • Provel Cheese (Though this is rare outside of St. Louis)
    • Feta Cheese (Only on Greek Pizza)
  • Pepperoni
  • Sausage
  • Anchovies
  • Black Olives
  • Garlic
  • Mushrooms
  • Various vegetables (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers
  • Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will kill you if you get this topping on your pizza.)
  • Corn (Mainly in Japan.)
  • Eggs (Also in Japan.)

Trivia[edit]

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Here's some Chicago-style pizza.
  • Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the United States.
  • M. Bison approves of this food, due to the fact that it is delicious!
  • The Samurai Pizza Cats make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas.
  • Do not let Viacom get their hands on your own personal pan pizza.
  • Gwonam owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both King Harkinian and M. Bison did not find the pizza delicious.
  • Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives.
  • At various points in time, McDonalds has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia.
  • There are many ways to make pizzas, but the two styles that are considered the best are New York-style and Chicago-style (also called deep-dish pizza as a result of its deeper, dish-like construction). Which style are you?
    • On a side note, the worst style of pizza is St. Louis-style, which is essentially a cracker with shitty sauce and Provel cheese (which is a combination of white Cheddar, Emmentaler, and Provolone cheeses), cut in to squares.
  • Spider-Man used to be a pizza delivery man in Spider-Man 2. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the Angry Video Game Nerd reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!"
    • It's especially notable when he heard a guy say that Spider-Man stole his own pizzas!!
  • When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.