Money

Money is what everyone loves other than Magic Drugs and Uctions. It is written, all true warriors strive for money. Lickboot, Wario, Scrooge McDuck, Kaiba, and other people listed below are especially fond of money.

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We've got to have...MONEYYYYY!

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Types of Money

• Yen
• Dollar
• Pound
• Euro
• Peso
• Clams
• Coins
• Rings
• Rupees
• Etc.

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People Who Love Money

• Lickboot (He's got to have moneyyy.)
• Tom Nook
• Seto Kaiba (To screw the rules with.)
• Morshu (As long as you have enough rupees.)
• Scrooge McDuck
• Mr. Krabs
• George Volcano
• King Koopa
• Iggy Koopa
• Kaz Hirai (The Playstation 3 will retail for 599 U.S. dollars.)
• Phoenix Wright
• Lex Luthor
• Wizardheimer (Maintaining a haunted house isn't cheap!)
• Wario
• Anime Luigi
• Fortran (Push START to RICH)
• All those fuckers from Total Drama Island.
• Daffy Duck
• Balrog (The only reason why he joined Shadaloo in the first place.)
• Genjuro Kibagami
• Earthquake (From the Samurai Shodown/Spirits series.)
• Yoshi (To buy more food with.)
• Disney
• Eddy
• Joel Schumacher
• Nintendo (Pokemon... enough said.)
• SEGA (They even tried lies and propaganda to make more.)
• SNK (Their Neo Geo consoles were like over $500 and their video games for that console was like over $100-$200.)
• Capcom (Megaman and Street Fighter... enough said.)
• You
• Me
• Jesus Christ
• BALLIN'
• Men In Black
• Jafar (To pay for sex and legal fees.)
• Republicans (Who want to cut taxes like crazy.)
• Democrats (Who want to raise taxes like crazy.)
• Colgate
• Viacom
• WMG (Warner Music Group, who doesn't want its songs to be used on YouTube videos. How fucking greedy...)
• Mr. Burns
• Vicky
• Trixie Tang
• Remy Buxaplenty
• Burger King
• McDonald's
• The Irate Gamer (Why else would he make a DVD of his shit.)
• The Angry Video Game Nerd (Why else would he make TWO DVDs of his shit.)
• KISS
• Youtube
• Super Macho Man
• Actually, everyone, other than Communists.