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Valzentia
This article is about Valzentia, a frequent editor and User of this wiki.
This pooper is a frequent creator of YouTube Poop Music Videos.Real Name: Alex Surge
Sex: GENDERLESS
Country: USA
First Poop: THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
Year Started: 2010
Preferred Sources: Dr. Rabbit, Furby Island
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas, Audacity
YouTube Account: ytstaffcomeatme
Alternate YouTube Account: GodCyclops
YTStaff ComeAtMe is a guy who makes shitty videos called YouTube Poops. He makes NewTube Poops quite a lot, and might have the most NewTube Poops out of anyone in the community.
History
Once, a guy named Drugamin was lurking around YouTube when he found a thing called YouTube Poop. He thought "What the heck?". He clicked it and laughed at what he saw. He looked for more of this crazy crap and decided to make some of his own.
Not knowing anything about Poop Fads, he uploaded a poop (his first) called "THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED" however, not knowing about poop fads (like we said), he just picked the title and it had basically nothing to do with a video usually called that, and was basically just a bunch of Mario clips piled together with Sony Vegas effects.
He made several more poops until when he posted his 300th video on Drugamin, he got (gasp!) suspended and moved to his alt, MrTomato26.
He made some of (what he thought was) his funniest poops. These were mainly Powerpuff Girls poops, and some poops you could not even see due to the fact VDownloader and Sony Vegas do not mix.
Eventually, he went on a hiatus and rarely uploaded any videos. A couple days after he posted a video criticizing the new YouTube layout, MrTomato26 was suspended. He then moved to WondersOfLifeFan.
These were the peak days of who we now know as YTStaff ComeAtMe. He posted several (good) My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic poops and Sparta Remixes, however, this account was hacked and plastered with videos about retarded toys nobody gives a crap about, as well as (gasp!) Furbies. He then moved to KingOfEpicPeople. The only known poop on that account was a video with footage from YouTube's Safety Center, Copyright School Closes Down. That account was then hacked by the same guy who hacked WondersOfLifeFan who is currently a computer-loving nerd.
After another hiatus, he returned on ComputerGuy6545. He made two known "poops" on this account, and this account marked the beginning of decreasing quality of his videos.
ComputerGuy6545 was suspended in just a couple of months. He then created YTStaff ComeAtMe. The name was chosen due to the amount of times the YouTube staff has messed with him. His style and popularity have changed, with his style become more raunchier and sentence mixing and deja vu (Rap Rat often comes out of nowhere in his poops). His popularity has decreased, and he is running out of ideas. Whether he will retire or not is unknown.
He has had a string of family and friends dying as of the final months of 2013. Personal issues might cause him to retire, although he has no plans to.
In 2014 he uploaded JUST HOW FAR WILL COLGATE GO TO SCAR US FOR LIFE?, therefore marking his return to the YTP community.
Style
At first it was plain random, however he is starting to get a little more raunchier.
Preferred Sources
Preferred Methods
- Sentence Mixing
- Stutter Loop
- Erosion
- Diploma Dope
- Reversing
- Ear Rape (very very rarely)
- Sus (rarely used, even rarer than ear rape)
Reception
Mixed. Some of his videos are disliked, some are liked.
Criticism
Criticized for not swearing in his poops, and criticized for not using originality. Some videos of his gained many dislikes, but some managed to become liked by several, including his least favorite work, MARY MOO COW IS REPLACED WITH BIG BILL HELL'S CARS.
Achievements
- Made the first ever Shake It Up poop.
- Made the first ever Jessie poop.
- Made the first ever The Haunted Hathaways poop.
- Made the first ever Total Drama All-Stars poop.
- First pooper to ever use the Furby commercial from 1998 as a source.
- And the first pooper to ever use Liv and Maddie!
- First pooper to use Dog With A Blog.
- First to use the Mooshka Doll commercial.
- First to use Four Weddings.
- Returned to NewTube Poop in August 2014 with the first ever Furby Island poop.
- Made the first Catfish: The TV Show poop.
- Mastered the sacred art of NewTube Poop.
- His poop FORBIDDEN GREENY PHATOM EPISODE was the subject of two trollpastas.
- Gained over 500 subscribers on all his accounts combined.
List of Poops He Remembers He Made
drugamin
- THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
MrTomato26
- IT POOPED!!!
- THIS VIDEO MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL
- The Amazing World of Gumball Intro in G Major
- MAD Intro in G Major
- Max and Ruby Intro in G Major
- TURN EVIL DAY, THIS STINKS!
- EARLY DISMISSAL FROM POKEY OAKS, HOW EXCITING!
- 2012 IS COMING!!
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?! (Sparta Remix)
WondersOfLifeFan
- Fluttershy Becomes A Minotaur
- DISCORD FAILS TO CORRUPT FLUTTERSHY...again
- The Death Shuffle
- Jessie and Creepy Connie Eat Luke
- Tennis: WOLF vs. Silverstreak (Round 1)
- Tennis: WOLF vs. Silverstreak (Round 3)
- Pinkie Pie's Horrible Attempt to Destroy The World
- GIVE ME THAT BOOK! (Sparta Remix)
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?! (Sparta Remix)
- Robotnik Becomes a Stupidface
- YOUR GOING TO LOVE ME!!! (Sparta Creepy Remix)
- Pinkie Pie has a crying Sparta Remix
KingOfEpicPeople
- Copyright School Closes Down
ComputerGuy6545
- Teleporting Fat Guy...with a rating icon.
- My Little Pony Smosh SHUT UP Intro
YTStaff ComeAtMe
- South Park Intro in G Major
- Wereprechaun (Sparta Remix)
- The Haunting Part of the Internet
- Rap Rat's Ear Killing Extravaganza!
- SUPAH MARIA BROTHAS SUPAH SHOW
- POTTY TRAINING FOR DUMMIES
- Dr. Rabbit - The Retarded Pedophile
- Rap Rat Will Sue Your Town (Tennis vs. GiggsWearsPants Round 1)
- THE ONLY HAUNTED HATHAWAYS POOP ANYONE HAS EVER MADE
- A Guy Traumatizes Some Teenagers
- CopperCab Insults His Own Race
- Si Starts A Religion
- Furby Steals Kids' Faces
- ZOMBIE FURBY
- Charlie Brown's
ChristmasThanksgiving Extravaganza! - The Lost Arthur Episode
- D.W. SPINS AROUND WHILE I PLAY VERY FITTING MUSIC
- Dr. Rabbit Teaches You To Die
- Dr. Rabbit's Strange Multiple Personality Disorder
- VOLVIC PEE IS GOOD FOR YOU
- Dr. Rabbit Hates One Direction
- MARY MOO COW IS REPLACED WITH BIG BILL HELL'S CARS
- Dr. Rabbit Loses It
- Dr. Rabbit Gives Kids Marijuana
- Liv and Maddie Go Bad
- Avery Jennings' Stutterfest
- Mooshka Dolls are TERRIFYING
- What Jack Thompson Does In Private
- D.W. Is A Slave
- Team Umizoomi Traumatizes And Kills An Elephant
- Stupid Webkinz Insult Everyone
- Duck Commander Insults 80% Of Their Fanbase
- Dr. Rabbit says stupid and hilarious things
- Wubbzy Skips School
- 56,000 Weddings
- George The Volcano's Chocolate Rain
- Stupid Cars
- BOB THE BUILDER AND WENDY'S VACATION
- The Death of Dr. Rabbit
- Chocolate With Crap
- Some Woman Talks About A School Dress Code
- Sonic Insults His Brother
- Phil Robertson Murders The A&E Executives
- Death Threat Elmo
- MARCELL FRICKIN TOING
- The Little Idiot
- Genesis of Doc McStuffins
- Greeny Phatom Destroys The Store
- A Public Service Announcement Gone Wrong
- The Bankruptcy of Dr. Rabbit
- Tinfoilbot Hates His Fans
- FORBIDDEN GREENY PHATOM EPISODE
- Scott's Pizza Gives Him A Headache
- JUST HOW FAR WILL COLGATE GO TO SCAR US FOR LIFE?
- will little guy comwe when turtle fly?
- Cyborg, Beast Boy and Starfire Try To Kill Robin
- Elsa Ignites A Zombie Attack On The Candy Kingdom
- Anna Tries To Save The Candy Kingdom From The Zombie Infection
- Olaf's Infinite Stupidity Kills Everyone And Everything
- Furby Island Is Found And Eaten By Two Children
- Catfish Becomes A Front For Pedophiles To Find Children
- Doctor Conquest Commits The Genocide Of The Furbys With A 4-Wheeler
- Gwonam Goes Crazy While The King Acts Like Homsar
- U.N. Owen Was Robotnik
- The Cutie Mark Crusaders Learn The Joy Of Destruction Through Six Horses
- Robotnik Changes His Avatar To Sonata Dusk
- Twilight Sparkle discovers another universe within a mirror
GodCyclops
- BANNED FURBY COMMERCIAL - Trap Video, waiting a few seconds will reveal Rainbow Dash's Hot, Sticky Fluids as the real video.
- Furby Island Commercial (2005) - Another Trap Video.
- THE GENIE DECIDES TO DO STUFF OUT OF CHARACTER FOR HIM - Entry for the Robin Williams Collab.
- furby time - Round 1 of a YouTube Poop Tennis match with NationOfOranges696 that Nation later pulled out if due to life issues.
- Cam And Sat Aren't Very Fond of Candy Crush - Reupload of "Sam and Cat Aren't Very Fond of Candy Crush" but in a TV to prevent Viacom from DMCA'ing it again.
- MADDIE AND TY'S VEG REPLACEMENT ADVENTURE - A .veg replacement file originally made by theadventuretimefan using the Domino's App video which YTStaff ComeAtMe replaced with none other than Furby Island.
- EDD'S AMAZING EARKILLING CONTEST - Another thing that came from a .veg replacement file.
Other Information
He is better than you.
First Poop Seen
Unknown
First Poop Made
THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
Likes
- South Park
- Creepypasta
- Regular Show
- Adventure Time (not as much anymore)
- Furby
- My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
- Sentence Mixing
- Eddsworld
- Playstation 3
- Xbox 360
- The Fairly OddParents (mainly the older episodes)
- Clarence
- Rainbow Dash
- Bear in the Big Blue House
- Blue's Clues
- Several other things
Dislikes
- One Direction fangirls/boys.
- One Direction
- Spadinner pooping (except for the Sparta Remix)
- Disney Channel
- Justin Bieber
- 5 Seconds Of Summer
- Greeny Phatom
- The ice bucket challenge
Influences
- WalrusGuy
- Steg
- iteachvader to some degree.
In Real Life
He doesn't know any poopers in real life.
Fans
- TheYTPMaker1000
- SpuddyTheCouchPotato (despite the fact one of his poops is YTStaff ComeAtMe's least favorite)
- hogdude3
- Gabrielpika
- kbhasikevenYTP
- FromtheWordsofBR
Further Information
- Had an obsession over My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic at one point, eventually becoming the only person who knows the pre-FiM form of Rainbow Dash. (Just don't ask him about this form unless you want someone to tell you to fuck off).
- Also once had a Powerpuff Girls obsession. However, the less said about that, the better.
- (Kind of) dislikes Windows 8, but not enough to stick with Windows 7.
- Is dying to use Adobe Premiere or Flash. Why he hasn't pirated it is beyond me, especially because he pirated Sony Vegas 1, 9, 11, 12 and 13.
- Was a member of The Great YouChew Chat Blow-Up of 2014.
