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Pinkie Pie

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Name: Pinkamena Diane Pie
Appears In: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Sex: Female
Nationality: Equestrian
Occupation(s): Baker & Partier
Played By: Andrea Libman & Shannon Chan-Kent


Raised on a rock farm with a bunch of ponies fresh from an elementary school Thanksgiving play, Pinkamena Diane Pie didn't know what happiness was until s̶h̶e̶ ̶h̶a̶d̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶i̶r̶s̶t̶ ̶o̶r̶g̶a̶s̶m̶ the sky exploded in her face. After proceeding to ruin her family's expectations of her, she got a tattoo of some balloons, started throwing random parties, and ingested enough cupcakes to put her on a sugar high until Stuart K. Reilly admits his love to her (which will never happen, as he actually loves Applejack).

She also probably has ADHD and doesn't know where the 4th wall is located.

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Pinkie defying the laws of music and dancing to every song ever made.


  • Huckleberry Hound
  • Barry White
  • Cupcakes, CUPCAKES, CUPCAKES!!!!
  • Partying
  • Breaking the 4th Wall
  • Ice Skating
  • Gummy
  • Sugar coated sugar
  • Cocaine
  • YouTube Poop (probably)


{{#ev:youtube|8mG2I-o3yUA|320}}What Pinkie Pie thinks of your videos
  • "Your auntie Pinkie Pie has it all taken care of!"
  • "ZOMBIE PONY!??!"
  • "She's so evil, I even wrote a song about her!"
  • "You've got a real problem all right, and a banjo is the only answer!"
  • "What if she exploded? And then... and then exploded again!?!?"
  • "And that's how Equestria was made!"
  • "Cross my heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye!"
  • "Eternal chaos comes with chocolate rain, guys!"
  • "I'm a chicken!"
  • "Too old for free candy? Never!"
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  • "I never leave home without my party cannon!"
  • "How would we survive if I just suddenly shut up!?"
  • "I gotta news flash for ya Cookie, the Earth is round. There is no up or down."
  • "My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina"
  • "And then I said "oatmeal? Are you crazy?!""


Pinkie in one of Dr. Robotnik's many experiments.
  • Said to be one-third the physical embodiment of Youtube Poop (with Gay Luigi and Stuart K. Reilly being the other two).
  • Symbolizes the Element of Laughter (and caffeine).
  • Owns a toothless alligator who is secretly a master pimp.
  • Is somehow Fluttershy's aunt despite Fluttershy being a year older than Pinkie.
  • Has an abusive father that forces her to stick glass in her vagina
  • Has an alternate version played by Steven Page
  • She used Twilight Sparkle as a gatling gun to annihilate a group of Changelings.
  • Pinkie has a sixth sense that allows her to predict the future and break both of Twilight's arms.
  • Provoked a war by singing a song about sharing and caring.
  • Convinced she had no friends, Pinkie had a party consisting of herself, Gummy, a pile of rocks, a ball of lint, and a bag of flour.
  • She once cloned herself and wrecked Ponyville, forcing Twilight to make them all watch paint dry and murder any one who gets distracted.
  • She can morph her face into that of first generation Pinkie Pie. But she gets killed by Twilight for breaking the fourth wall when she does so.
  • Awarded title "Best Pony" by bronies.
  • If you break a Pinkie Promise, you're going to die and going to Hell, like Kenny did from South Park.
  • Graduate of The Muppets School of 4th Wall Breaking.
  • Sang a song about being fearless, then was shown being afraid of Zecora a few episodes later.
  • Pinkie has an incurable addiction to cupcakes, partying, and cocaine which will probably shorten her life by about 10 years.
  • She fucked a snail once. That sounds weird right? Imagine how weird it was to see it! SHE FUCKED A SNAIL!
  • Subject of multiple experiments by Dr. Robotnik in an effort to learn just what Sonic always wanted.
  • Much like the Pinky that worked with the Brain, she's totally fucking insane.
  • Broken so many rules that its believed that even physics don't apply to her anymore.
  • Had a form before Friendship Is Magic. However, the less said about that, the better.
  • Was once killed by Princess Luna.
  • Is best friends with Shithead The Fuckerhog!