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Rap Rat

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The eyes of a psychopath.

Name: Rap Rat
Sex: Male
Age: ???
Nationality: American
Occupation(s): Rapping/Murdering

History[edit]

Hardly anything is known about Rap Rat, as the only surviving footage is the intro to his game. It was once thought that he was the ghost of some Haitian girl that was making puppets[1]. This however, was false. In actuality, he is part of a board game in which players use a VHS tape to determine moves and events.

Use in Poops[edit]

He can commonly be found in poops that try to scare it users, as well as ear rape poops. Many poopers only began using his source, however, when Stuart K. Reilly highlighted him on his YTP news. The source video can be found here. [2] I̶f̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶ ̶d̶o̶ ̶h̶a̶p̶p̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶̶f̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶p̶y̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶,̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶l̶e̶a̶s̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶t̶a̶p̶e̶,̶ ̶s̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶S̶t̶u̶.̶ ̶Y̶o̶u̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶m̶u̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶a̶s̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶f̶a̶v̶o̶r̶.̶

Finding The Tape[edit]

On April 5th, 2013, YouTube user RamonaColgate uploaded the FULL Rap Rat tape. She claims to have done it for Stu. You can find the full tape here[3]. Ramona, we here at YouChew salute you!

Trivia[edit]

  • He ain't no ghost.
    • He's the most!
  • He dictates what you do.
    • He's 2spooky 4 you-you-YouChew!
  • His original video is pretty close to a poop itself.
  • He appears to live in The Pit.
  • He can also be found in a shopping center, showing ya how!
  • If he tells you to do something, you must do it, because he's Rap Rat, and he's the Boss.
  • His claim to be "history in the making" came from his ability to foresee Stuart K Reilly recommending him as poop source 21 years later.
  • He stutters. ALOT.

Quotes[edit]

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Rap Rat

I'ma Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-Rap Rat!

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Rap Rat

I'm history, in the making.

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Rap Rat

And all yours for the taking!

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Rap Rat

Got an A in Attitude, and lots of rattitude!

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Rap Rat

I'm a rat of history

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Rap Rat

Imma sue your town

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Rap Rat

Fucking

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Rap Rat

Who's the stupidest?

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Rap Rat

WAAAIT YOUR TUUURRRN

This is not Rap Rat.
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Rap Rat as seen after you take magic drugs