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*Mecha is a proud supporter of the Weegee Revolution, a soldier in the Army of Weegee (and of the Lord, because I must point out that she's also [[Christian]], despite her [[weegee|habits]] of [[hell|naughtiness]] expressed in YouTube Poop and other forms...) and has plans to [[malleo|destroy]] many forms of both Mario and Luigi (except Weegee and [[Retard Mario|Retards Mario]] and [[Retard Luigi|Luigi]],) Moar Krabz, various [[cheese|cheeses]] who claim they are the best character on the show, and all forms of [[toaster]], in [[fuck|2012]]. <--- FINALLY, a period.
 
*Mecha is a proud supporter of the Weegee Revolution, a soldier in the Army of Weegee (and of the Lord, because I must point out that she's also [[Christian]], despite her [[weegee|habits]] of [[hell|naughtiness]] expressed in YouTube Poop and other forms...) and has plans to [[malleo|destroy]] many forms of both Mario and Luigi (except Weegee and [[Retard Mario|Retards Mario]] and [[Retard Luigi|Luigi]],) Moar Krabz, various [[cheese|cheeses]] who claim they are the best character on the show, and all forms of [[toaster]], in [[fuck|2012]]. <--- FINALLY, a period.
 
*Mecha is actually Weegee clone #409,289.
 
*Mecha is actually Weegee clone #409,289.
*Mecha actually believes that the ''Hyrule Gang'' series and all story-based/plot/flash poops isn't real YouTube Poop, because it makes too much sense. Nothing against plotters and flashers, of course.  
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*Mecha actually believes that the ''Hyrule Gang'' series and all story-based/plot/flash poops isn't real YouTube Poop, because it makes too much sense. Nothing against plotters and flashers, of course. However, she allows people who believe this form is also a poop to call ''Hyrule Gang'' a poop.
However, she allows people who believe this form is also a poop to call ''Hyrule Gang'' a poop.
 
  
 
===Links. ACTUAL LINKS.===
 
===Links. ACTUAL LINKS.===

Revision as of 14:04, 3 December 2011

NicePooper.jpg This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.
Closed.png The account unknownartiste1 has been Closed.

'Sup, Foo?

unknownartiste1 (now MechaWeegee91) is a female YouTube Pooper. Gurl powah (lol jk.)

How Did I End Up Here?

The beginning

Mecha joined YouTube on July 1st, 2010 as unknownartiste1, just to upload an animated music video made with MS Paint. It was only on for about half an hour and was taken down after, due to copyright issues with the audio. Her next shitload of videos were just of music instrumentals and of her brother rapping. In March, 2011, all her music-related videos were deleted from her account and her hard drive, never to be seen again.

The dark ages and the many editing softwares Unk tried...

Unknown entered the magical land of Poop after watching a series of 'Spongebob Edited' videos, and eventually finding Youtube Poop: Pride Patties. This got her interested in YouTube Poops, but a Volvic Revive poop inspired her to make one herself. Her first poop, Cum For Breakfast, which was mostly "I'm fillin' mah water with X," and at the end some stutters and stuff. It was shit, and she knew it. It was also made in Windows Live Movie Maker, which sucks worse than WMM. She also didn't know better then. Hmm, what a perfect combo, eh? Anyway, the video was uploaded, taken down intentionally, then put back up without the enabling of ratings or comments. She finally enabled them in July, 2011. She was thinking about not making anymore, but sucked up the tears and started finding a better editor online. She only found two editors she tried out (Corel VideoStudio X3 and Pinnacle Studio Ultimate v14 as a trial) before finally purchasing Pinnacle Studio Ultimate 14 on Christmas, 2010, and they've been together for quite some time, until October 26th, 2011, when she switched to Pinnacle Studio Ultimate Collection 15. Also, thanks to an awesome friend, she finally learned how to get Sony Vegas (10, to be exact, and I knooow what you're thinking. No. Just no.) She made two videos with that software: the ninth episode of Link and the Hyrule Gang and Michael Rosen Misses School Prison. On October 18th, 2011, she got her hands on Sony Vegas Pro 11. Hyrule Gang episode 10 was the first video she made with said software.

As far as images go, she used MS Paint up until March 14th, 2011, when she finally switched to GIMP. Why not Photoshop? I really don't know.

Link and the Hyrule Gang

Link and the Hyrule Gang (or simply, Hyrule Gang,) premiered on YouTube as Incredibly Long-Titled YouTube Poop on March 6th, 2011, under the unknownartiste1 account. The series started running under the current name in episode 4 (premiered May 6th, 2011.) It, like about any other CD-i plot poop (or whatever you wanna call 'em,) revolves around the semi-ordinary life of the Zelda CD-i characters. This series is best known for not sticking to the "mahboisquadalahcumdiecockscrubmahdinnkicouldeatcockblahblah" bullshit, and having the originality that most CD-i sentence mix videos (that people call poops, for some reason) don't have, proving that there is still hope for Zelda CD-i as a source. It's also known for showing Mecha's sentence mixing skills. The show is still in production through the MechaWeegee91 account. The first episode (episode 10) since the move premiered on November 4th, 2011.

Lol, Michael Rosen.

Today, you would know Mecha as a pretty decent Rosen pooper, but would you believe that she almost didn't want to touch the source at all? Well, after watching her first Rosen poop and a few others, she thought about it, but she didn't think she would do well on making those poops. Then, a poop made by a beginner pooper she was subscribed to at the time made her want to try it out. The reason was because it was his first poop with the source, and it sucked, so she wanted to see if she could do better. However, she didn't want to go make a full poop, in case it bombed. So, she tried to make a very short one and made it a part of episode 7 of Hyrule Gang, and act as if King Harkinian was making that poop. It turned out to be a decent video, which gave her the confidence to make a full poop, known as Michael Rosen Escapes From School Prison, which turned out to be decent (I love using that word!) On September 14th, 2011, Unknown announced that she would stop making Michael Rosen poops, but changed her mind days later (after the account was gone, lol.) She is still making Michael Rosen poops today. Yay.

The death of unknownartiste1 (and the birth of MechaWeegee91)

On September 14th, 2011, the account unknownartiste1 was closed for reasons the person behind it can no longer speak in public about. However, she has decided to continue pooping through her alt account, MechaWeegee91. Her first original poop under the current name (uploaded September 27th, 2011) was Michael Rosen Misses School Prison, which was a collab entry for MamaLuigi005's The Great Big Rosen Collab.

My First-watched Poo. Still Okay...

Youtube Poop: Pride Patties

My First Poo. Aww.

As unknownartiste1: Cum For Breakfast (September 16, 2010... or was it November? No longer on the web.)

As MechaWeegee91: Michael Rosen Misses School Prison (September 27th, 2011)

Check My Style, Yo.

Sentence Mixing with a delicate aroma of various audio/visual effects (sometimes,) and a hint of cocoa.

Favorite Rape Victims

I'll occasionally make a poop of a different source, but these are the sources I'm usually making poops of.
  • Zelda CD-i
  • Michael Rosen

Preferred Stuff

Preferred Methods (heh.. meth.)

No longer doing:
  • Item List (see Cum For Breakfast)
  • Mysterious Zoom
  • Ear Rape (one of her subscribers looked at one of her videos and said that this was funny until the ear rape (which came at the end of the video,) and he says that ear rape is no longer funny (to him.) So, he wanted her to stop. *switches to first person* Yeah, I know I should only do what I want to do, but if they say I can't do ear rape anymore, then I won't do ear rape anymore.)
Now doing:

Weapon Of Choice

Sony Vegas Pro 11 (for visual junk,) Pinnacle Studio Ultimate Collection 15 (for sentence mixing, because I'm used to doing that with this,) GIMP 2.0 (image work)

I Like This... DON'T YOOOOU?

  • Long walks on the beach
  • Weegee
  • Chocolate milk and brussels sprouts... but NOT at the same time, lol. Okay, at the same time.
  • Various non-alcoholic beverages, such as Cokes, chocolate milk, Weegee juice (fruit punch in a Weegee head-shaped glass with an umbrella in it,) and of course water.

Piss-offs

  • Spadinner
  • n00bz, trolls, and drama-starters spamming comment boxes (well, actually... Except when they make me lol with their stupidity. No offense.)
  • People who can't read the video descriptions
  • Poop watchers who can't explore and find more underrated but awesome poopers
  • YouTubers (all of them, not just Poopers) who don't put enough effort in their videos

Reception

Pfft.

Critics Make Me Better... Sometimes.

All she has is good comments so far (since not that many people actually watch her stuff,) but she'd like to think they're sick of her using CD-i all the time.

Oh, yah... there was a comment about trying to find more cleaner rips of the CD-i characters (which I did. It was hard, but I did it.)

I make this face all the time.

Bad Influences (lol jk)

Mighteyes, ImperialLobster, bmalone05 (Link and the Hyrule Gang is slightly influenced by The Link and King Show,) MeStarStudios, WalrusGuy, DarthDumkopf, DinnerWarrior, SuperYoshi, cs188.

Other Information

She is very fond of Weegee.

Did'ja Know..

  • Mecha is also a visual artist. Her expertise is abstract, pop art, various forms of designing, such as cd/album covers and t-shirt designs, and cartooning. Her inspirations are the environment, various poops with the colors and the flashes, and the hip styles of the '60s-'90s, for some reason. She's also a nostalgia fag.
  • Mecha enjoys a good Weegee.
  • Mecha's favorite cereal is Rice Krispies. Yah.
  • Mecha is a proud supporter of the Weegee Revolution, a soldier in the Army of Weegee (and of the Lord, because I must point out that she's also Christian, despite her habits of naughtiness expressed in YouTube Poop and other forms...) and has plans to destroy many forms of both Mario and Luigi (except Weegee and Retards Mario and Luigi,) Moar Krabz, various cheeses who claim they are the best character on the show, and all forms of toaster, in 2012. <--- FINALLY, a period.
  • Mecha is actually Weegee clone #409,289.
  • Mecha actually believes that the Hyrule Gang series and all story-based/plot/flash poops isn't real YouTube Poop, because it makes too much sense. Nothing against plotters and flashers, of course. However, she allows people who believe this form is also a poop to call Hyrule Gang a poop.

Links. ACTUAL LINKS.

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Here's some Links.

Her YouTube Account

Her Dailymotion account

Other Links. ACTUAL OTHER LINKS.

Her deviantART account


Any Last Words?

I'm hip.

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Nah, I'm outta Links, but here's a King.