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"Dinner in the morning is BREAKFAST!" ~ King Harkinian

Breakfast is the first meal of the day. The word is a compound of "break" and "fast," referring to the conclusion of fasting since the previous day's last meal. It is widely referred to as the most important meal of the day, though this is disagreed upon by King Harkinian. Breakfast usually consists of foods that are high in energy content.

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Breakfast is good for you.

People Who Like Breakfast

People Who Dislike Breakfast

  • The King (for he only likes Dinner)
  • people who claim to be too busy for it

What You Can Have For Breakfast (Including Drinks)

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.
  • Eggs
  • Bacon
  • Grits
  • Waffles
  • Pancakes
  • Sausage
  • International House Of Pancakes (IHOP) - You can eat there for Breakfast.
  • Waffle House - See above.
  • Bread
  • Muffins
  • Bagels
  • Cereal
  • Fruit
  • Cap'n Crunch - as well as other cereal
  • Last night's leftovers
  • Spaghetti
  • Pizza (Sometimes.)
  • Milk
    • Chocolate Milk
  • Orange Juice
  • Apple Juice
  • Grape Juice
    • All of the juice made from fruit, basically.
  • Soda (Not a good choice, though.)
  • ...actually, you can have anything for breakfast. Since it's very important you have some energy to get you going, you don't have to worry about fats, calories, or any of that. ...unless you're trying to lower those.

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