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Revision as of 13:21, 29 March 2010
This article is filed under Characters.Morton "Big Mouth" Koopa Jr. (B. 1972) is was King Bowser Koopa's sixth child until he was disowned.
It has also been proven that Big Mouth has Autism.
Likes
- Talking
- His namesake's Television show
- The band KISS (even wears Paul Stanley's makeup)
- Wedding Cake
- Stuttering
- Wanting some pussy. Specifically for him, a big, fat, giant cunt.
Dislikes
- Everyone, except for the members of KISS.
Liked by
- KISS
- Members of the KISS Army
Trivia
- Big Mouth suffers from autism.
- He once tried to commit suicide, but failed.
- Big Mouth aka Morton Koopa Jr. was named after his grandfather, King Morton I.
- He once gave a two week long speech on why putting "In-Chief" after somthing made it sound more important.
- He is afraid of pencils, because Bowser Jr tried murdering him with one.
- He once tried to destroy all the duct tape in the world.
- He thinks Waluigi is creepy.
- He was neglected as a child.
- He puts hot sauce on his wedding cake.
- He has an imaginary friend named Roger Rabbit who tells Big Mouth that if he stops smoking Weed, he can never see Roger ever again.
- He hates everybody for not listening to him.
- Owner of the Wood-Door Hysteria Hotel carved into a tree. There are not many traps in it, suggesting something about his creativity.
- He was once killed by Mario because all of the other Koopalings hate him, but the Dark Rector had mercy on him and he rose from The Pit later that week.
- Something about his tree hotel causes Fat Mario to hump Gay Luigi in front of it. The cause is unknown.
- Was killed in the Dinner War. He rose from the Pit not long after, but was discharged anyway. He was knighted by the Princess for his service in 1987, but his knighthood was revoked in 1988 after the events of Super Mario Bros. 3.'
- Is a member of the KISS Army.
- Wears the makeup of Paul Stanley (the Starchild).
- He, as well as his siblings, are in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Yes! Yes!
- Strangely, in said game, the first battle with him is probably one of the hardest battles in the game, while the second is one of the easiest.
- He thinks that it's strange that's his name ends with Jr., yet Bowser Jr.'s names also ends in that, and his name is understandable for having a Jr. in there.
