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Yoshi

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Name: Sir Yoshi ??????
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
DOB: 1947 (age 76–77)
Nationality: Japanese
Occupation(s): Dinosaur
Played By: Andrew Sabiston, Kazumi Totaka, Frank Welker, Satomi Kōrogi, Issac Marshall, Kōji Kondō, & Keiko Yamamoto

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FAT YOSHI IS FAT!
Yoshi before being captured by Dic and Mama Luigi.

Yoshi is a green, fat lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.

Background

Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the Mario Bros., Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Shinagawa City, Tokyo prefecture, Japan.

In 1951, while out for a walk, a baby landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and his brother get to their parents.

In 1989, Mama Luigi tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when Wizardheimer sued Mama Luigi for unauthorized use of his magic. The judge ruled that the magic must cease.

In the '90s, he married Birdo and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.

Trivia

  • Owns a drug store that sells Bad Medicine.
  • Also owns the rights to a restaurant in Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel, which he also supervises the cooking operations of.
  • Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially Mama Luigi (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
  • Was knighted by the Princess for his heroic actions against Bowser in 1951 and 1989.
  • Is an expert at licking ladies for sexual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him not only because of his kawaii nature, but also for his really special tongue.
  • It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS. Not big surprrise.
  • One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.
  • He doesn't take too kindly on Solid Snake's suggestion on eating him.
    • However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
  • Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.

Likes

Dislikes

  • Running out of food.
  • His enemies

Quotes

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Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!

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Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!

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Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!

You likes giving stuff a perfect 10.
Yoshi Yoshi

BURRRRP!

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Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!

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Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!

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Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?

Yoshi Yoshi

Key no taste good.

Yoshi Yoshi

GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!

Yoshi Yoshi

Oh, this DOOM thing definetely more fun than tennis!

Yoshi Yoshi

Fireballs: YUM!

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Balls: YUM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Famo Famo Sheeduck.

Yoshi Yoshi

BLAU!

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YEEEARGH!!

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Mmmmmmm...WAP!

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Awawawawa!

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Yoshi!

Politics

As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against The Princess and wanted complete power of the Mushroom Kingdom and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:

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A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.

The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:

  • Attempted extermination of the Dino population
  • Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
  • Robberies
  • Distrust of the Kingdom

If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and King Koopa will host an election for who will be the next leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King.

See Also:

Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told you that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).