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NS2
Name: NS2
Sex: Male
Country: America
First Poop: Crap, Not Poop
Preferred Sources: Metal Gear Solid, Tekken, Ratchet & Clank, anime, PlayStation games
Preferred Methods: Stuttering, repetition
Preferred Software: Windows Movie Maker
In brief
NS2 is a YouTube Pooper best known to others for being obsessed with Solid Snake, and as a moderator on the YTP forum. He is also known as one of the best poopers to use Windows Movie Maker. Yes, he's known for making videos too.
History
NS2 was first aware of YouTube Poop in early October 2007, upon hearing his friends discussing it during school. Becoming curious, he checked it out a week later, by doing a YouTube search for "YouTube Poop". He discovered it, and instantly thought it was the most amazing thing he had ever seen. What he saw was a video by WalrusGuy.
After developing an obsession, he began pooping himself about 2 weeks later, debuting with a obnoxious CD-i poop. He didn't use CD-i as much in the poops that succeeded it, which mainly focused on video games like Super Smash Bros. Brawl. He stopped using CD-i completely when he joined the YouChewPoop Forums in January 2008, when his focus became mainly video games and occasionally anime, where he currently succeeds. He became a moderator of the forum in April 2008, and is currently a very active pooper.
Missions with the ILS
NS2 is a trusted member of THE INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD team, and he is known to be a skilled assassin, killing without remorse. RabbitSnore has been known to call him "a real bastard" with affection, for his apparent lack of empathy during combat operations. He has served as a spotter for RabbitSnore, as well as a backup intel officer alongside Crash2991.
After the fall of the Hussein regime in Iraq, NS2 was sent on a mission for the ILS, to infiltrate an Iraqi palace and recover three stolen anime DVDs. During this mission, he encountered clones of Thereisnospork303 and TheHappyFungus. Using eight pounds of C4 explosive and a toothbrush, he managed to defeat the clones, whom he later discovered to be leftovers from a biological super solider experiment.
Returning the three DVDs to Crash2991, NS2 received the title of "Awesome Guy" from the owner of a small ice cream shop in north Iowa. A short-lived peace followed thereafter, during which NS2 practiced his renowned art of killing a man with a toothpick before he can scream. Soon enough however, Nuthead pissed in a stranger's coffee one morning (that is to say, he literally urinated in a man's coffee), and a war had broken out, giving NS2 the opportunity to increase his already impressive kill record.
NS2 is known to be able to eat nails and shit screws half an hour later. That's how badass his digestive tract is.
He was rumored to have lost his right eye to Rakninja in a petty squabble over the last can of Sprite in the ILS base, but this rumor was debunked, since NS2 has two eyes.
He also has an obsession with Emperor Ing, a fact that has nothing to do with this article.
First poop seen
The Only Mama Luigi Poop Anyone Has Ever Made by WalrusGuy
First poop made
Style
NS2's style alternates from videos that are fast-paced (Sniper Sinks Ocelot's Feelings) to videos that are slow-paced (SUBSTANCE). And then there are videos where he mixes both: insanity and little clips of conversation in order to balance a video (ZACH'S CHEMGASM).
Preferred Sources
- Metal Gear Solid
- Tekken
- Ratchet & Clank
- Higurashi no Naku Koro ni
- Obscure PlayStation Games [ex. Intelligent Qube, PaRappa the Rapper, and Tobal]
- The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
- Kanon/Clannad
- Super Smash Bros.
- Burnout 3
- F-Zero
Preferred Methods
- Stutter Loop
- Deja Vu
- Musical montages
- Erosion
- CQC
Preferred Tech
- Windows Movie Maker (Vista version)
- A bandanna with the Kanji for "infinity" sewn into it
Dislikes
- The fact that he has things to dislike here.
Reception
- Very positive.
Criticism
- Noobs complaining about how he uses too much repetition.
- He dislikes his videos where he just tosses random sources at a quick pace to the viewer (the latest example is "There is No Turning Back", posted in early August 2008). He believes he should at least let a source sink into the video for a few seconds instead of just throwing it onto the video and moving on, but sometimes it is hard to create something good.
Achievements
- Regarded as one of the best Windows Movie Maker poopers ever
- A few of his most notable subscribers are Yaminomalex, Furnessly, and UncleChuckTH, who all have a low number of subscriptions as well, which makes NS2 feel notable.
- Managed to run an Anime Poop Collab in April 2008 without any criticism
- "World's Greatest Sound Effect", which spawned 7 responses
- Made it to the finals of the Tennis Cup with Ishkibibl, and lost
- Serves as an influence to many newcomer poopers
Associates
In Real Life
Online
- Crash2991
- Emperor Ing
- SonicNerd23
- MAZZ0Murder
- RabbitSnore
- Temeku
- theHappyFungus
- Nuthead
- rakninja
- randomcontributor
- Strong414bad
- RetardedAnimeParody
- SkyGuy16
- Thereisnospork303
- FullMetalKiwi
- MoogleBoss
- Dillrod91
- Dumbasstardfairy
Influences
Making Poop
Style
Fans
Other Information
Poop Listing
http://pooparchive.com/wiki/index.php/NS2/Poop_Listing
Tennis Matches
- Temeku (MTB710) (February 2008)
- Crash2991 (March 2008)
- SonicNerd23 (May 2008)
- GameCubeHero (June 2008, Tennis Cup)
- MAZZ0Murder (June 2008, Tennis Cup)
- theHappyFungus (June 2008)
- Nuthead (June/July 2008, Tennis Cup)
- dumbasstardfairy56 (July 2008)
- Ophios (July 2008, Tennis Cup)
- RetardedAnimeParody (July 2008) (failed lol)
- Ishkibibl (July/August 2008, Tennis Cup)
- ThaNuke (August 2008, Tennis League 3)
- WMM 3-way with Emperor Ing and strong414bad (August 2008)
Trivia
- Deepercutt once thought he was the real Solid Snake.
- Gained an interest in YouTube Poop and anime simultaneously, in October 2007.
- After joining, he started posting a picture of ROBESPIERRE, leading it to quietly catch on when people like Kingcornholio used it in his poops. It was even used to represent an article on the news page in January 2008.
- Created SONICNERD23, an infamous series of spam threads on the forum.
- Talks about the PlayStation too much.
- A member of the INCREDIBLE LASER SWORD team.
- One of Temeku's (MTB710) first subscribers (he now has over 1,000), and the first to play tennis with him.