From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
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Because spoon was taken.
There was a time when he was not.
First poop seen
First poop made
To beat the living shit out of the viewer, then ask him/her how it felt.
- Metal Gear Solid
- Sailor Moon
- Star Wars
- Super Mario World
- George W. Bush
- Sonic: The Movie
- Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
- The Matrix
- Featured videos on youporn.com
- Ear Rape
- Visual Warping
- You Cut
- Stutter Loop
- CD-i overuse
- Long periods of unpooped material in a poop
- When a particular joke runs too long
- Disney music
- Jar Jar Binks
- Count Dooku
- Thereisnospork drew fire from famed and renowned YouTube user Wood2WouldNot for blowing out his speakers with ear rape. Thereisnospork currently doesn't give a damn.
- He also drew fire from the1936 when he forgot to unban him after taking over administration of the forum. This resulted in a series of complaints on his Youtube channel, with cries for liberty from the1936 and quotes from Star Wars from Thereisnospork.
- His most viewed video is George W. Bush Declares War on Dr. Rabbit (which has since been removed).
- He blew out someone's speakers.
- Introduced RabbitSnore to Youtube Poop, thus unleashing a thousand plagues upon the world.
In Real Life
- RabbitSnore - A friend since their days in bitchin' pigsty school.
- Black_Puffin - Brother of the Rabbit
- Emperor Ing
- Thereisnospork is a white male.
- Can do a wide range of impersonations and imitations.
- Is a fan of The Matrix as well as Star Wars as well as Casino Royale as well as Sailor Moon as well as the Council of Trent.
- Thereisnospork, however, is wary of The Rule of St. Benedict, knowing full well that highly disciplined monks are nothing but trouble.
- Out of all of his poops, Thereisnospork's personal favorite is V-E-S-P-E-R.
- YOUR NEW EMPIRE?
- DISABLED PERSON MUST SOLVE
- Is on a quest to drink an authentic Vesper martini.
- Was a former administrator of YouChewPoop.
- WORKS ON THE CLOSED SET OF THE HIT TELEVISION SERIES: "PIMP MY METAL GEAR". HE WAS ON THE SET PERSONALLY AS THEY DE-MANTELED REX'S OLD RAIL GUN AND PUT IN 40,000 EXTRA CUP HOLDERS, AND ONCE THE OTHERS WERE ALL SLEEPING OFF THE VARIOUS INTOXICATIONS THEY TOOK IN DURING THE AFTER PARTY, THEREISNOSPORK303 SNUCK INTO REX AND USED THE NEWLY EDITED RADOME (DUBBED "BOOTAH-DOME") TO SCOPE OUT SOME FINE FEMALE ASSES, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO HIT ON BY BLING-BLINGING HIS SHIT ALL DOWN DA WHOLE BLOCK.
- Loves Laughing Octopus and Sailor Mercury.
- Fears only the sweaty nostrils of Hugh Jackman