Bowser Jr.

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Bowser Jr. was Bowser's gay annoying child. He was a Democrat, and also had dreams of having sex with Mario and Luigi. His dad didn't disapprove of this. He is the youngest, weakest, and dumbest of all the Koopa kids.

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Bowser Jr. loves butt-sex AND communism. OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!

Legal Issues

• Anally-raped one of his players, a Dry Bones, in the dugout after losing a Baseball game to the Yoshi Eggs.

• Was charged with the attemted murder of Morton in 2002 with a pencil.

• Carjacked Dr. Emmett Brown in 2003, and went back to the '80s to try and defeat Mario (he was also escaping from the police, as he was charged with an attemped murder and a rape). He ended-up crashing into a tree in 1985, destroying the DeLorean.

• Was arrested for anally-raping Miles Edgeworth in a California rest-area restroom in 1986. Phoenix Wright refused to defend him, as Edgeworth is his butt-buddy, and not Jr's.

• Was also arrested for raping Tails in another California rest-area restroom later in 1986 (while on parole). Tails enjoyed it, but Sonic said "That's no good", and sued.

• Stole The King's AMC Pacer from a Pennsylvania rest-area in 1986 and crashed into Wario's Trans-am, which pissed both the King and Wario off (the King's Pacer had left-overs from Dinner in it, which were ruined, which further pissed the King off). Pennsylvania Governor Dick Thornburgh banned him from Pennsylvania afterwards.

• Stole a condom vending machine from a truck stop restroom in Texas in 1987.

• Raped Oogtard in a Georgia rest-area restroom in 1987. He was aquitted of the crimes, as nobody likes Oogtar. Oogtar, on the other hand, was deported to Japan (he was later deported from Japan in 1988).

• Anally-raped Ganon in a Kansas rest-area restroom in 1988. In an interview with Ganon, he said it "burned".

• Touched Robotnik's PINGAS in a Missouri rest-area restroom in 1988. This would be his last crime.

• Was accused of causing the Hindenberg disaster in 1988. The judge threw-out the case, and fined the plaintiff for wasting time.

Likes

• Sexually harrasing and raping people.
• Mama Luigi
• Penises
• Chad Warden
• Governor Helmet Head (is just as retarded)
• Raping his older brothers.
• The Soviet Union
• Barak Obama
• Stalin
• Drinking his own cum
• Ivan Drago (he wants Drago's cock in his arse.)
• His butt buddy.
• The Cave People (he is just as gay and retarded as them)
• Pickle Surprise in his arse
• The Jonas Brothers
• Zac Effron
• User:976 buy levitra
• Pepsi
• Disco
• Yugos

Liked By

• Rod Blagojevich (Jr. is the only one who likes him)
• Oogtard
• KorHosik
• The state of Georgia

Dislikes

• Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry (especialy Wendy because she has a vagina, and Bowser Jr is afraid of vaginas)
• Rick Astley
• Life
• Nazis (much to Ludwig's dismay)
• Boobs (They're his worst nightmare)
• Phoenix Wright (for sending him to prison several times)
• Birdo (because she is a woman, and Jr. is gay)
• Michael Jackson (R.I.P.) (because Jr. hates good music)
• Billy Mays (R.I.P.) (because he was a symbol of Capitalism)
• Rocky Balboa
• Coke (because Jr. does not have good taste)
• the Edsel
• Glasnost
• Perestoika
• The fall of the Berlin Wall
• The year 1989 (the year that communism died for the most part)
• That the Soviet Union was dissolved.

Disliked By

• Bowser
• You
• Me
• Bowser's REAL kids, Ludwig, Lemmy, Roy, Iggy, Wendy, Morton and Larry.
• The Mario bros.
• Ganon
• Big Cheese
• Phoenix Wright
• The whole states of Missouri, Kansas, California, Texas, and Pennsylvania (was even banned from PA)
• The country of Japan
• Anybody with an I.Q. greater than 3
• Rick Astley
• A-ha
• Michael Jackson
• All musicians from the '80s
• Emo Luigi
• The Soviet Union
• The Coca-Cola Company
• Dry Bones
• Iron Maiden

First Seen

• Bowser's Conversation with Bowser Jr.

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Death

Bowser Jr. committed suicide in Moscow in the year 1988 by jumping from the Kremlin. He had fled to the Soviet Union after being wanted in the US. He committed suicide because the Soviet people viewed him as a retard, and disliked him. He died upon impact with the ground. He had accumulated 4 counts of sexual assult (the count against Oogtard was dismissed, and Oogtar wa deported from the US), 2 for grand theft auto and 2 for reckless driving while he was in the '80s. He has yet to have risen from The Pit.