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[[Image:Ept sports nba experts-914656833-1242654241.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[:Category:Basketball Players|professional basketball players]] indulge in pizza every once in a while.]] | [[Image:Ept sports nba experts-914656833-1242654241.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[:Category:Basketball Players|professional basketball players]] indulge in pizza every once in a while.]] | ||
| − | <I>"Whoa... [[Spider-Man|he]] stole [[Spider-Man|that guy's]] '''pizzas'''!!" - Some | + | <I>"Whoa... [[Spider-Man|he]] stole [[Spider-Man|that guy's]] '''pizzas'''!!" - Some Guy</I> |
Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Lamp Oil|oils]], herbs, [[Cum|sauce]], and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[spaghetti]] in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it. | Pizza is [[Bowser's Sour Puss Bread|bread]] covered with [[Lamp Oil|oils]], herbs, [[Cum|sauce]], and [[cheese]]. Being not as popular as [[spaghetti]] in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that [[You|someone]] will eat it. | ||
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*[[Sausage]] | *[[Sausage]] | ||
*[[Guido|Anchovies]] | *[[Guido|Anchovies]] | ||
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*[[Garlic]] | *[[Garlic]] | ||
*[[Mushrooms]] | *[[Mushrooms]] | ||
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*Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza. | *Do not let [[Viacom]] get their hands on [[you]]r own personal pan pizza. | ||
*[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]]. | *[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]]. | ||
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[[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Here's some [[Chicago]]-style pizza.]] | [[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Here's some [[Chicago]]-style pizza.]] | ||
*[[Marshall Law]] made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives. | *[[Marshall Law]] made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives. | ||
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**On a side note, the worst style of pizza is St. Louis-style, which is essentially a cracker with [[shit]]ty sauce and Provel cheese (which is a combination of white Cheddar, Emmentaler, and Provolone cheeses), cut in to [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|square]]s. | **On a side note, the worst style of pizza is St. Louis-style, which is essentially a cracker with [[shit]]ty sauce and Provel cheese (which is a combination of white Cheddar, Emmentaler, and Provolone cheeses), cut in to [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|square]]s. | ||
*[[Spider-Man]] used to be a pizza delivery man in Spider-Man 2. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!" | *[[Spider-Man]] used to be a pizza delivery man in Spider-Man 2. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the [[Angry Video Game Nerd]] reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!" | ||
| − | **It's especially notable when he heard | + | **It's especially notable when he heard a guy say that Spider-Man stole his ''own'' '''pizzas'''!! |
*When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. | *When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime. | ||
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!
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Even professional basketball players indulge in pizza every once in a while.
"Whoa... he stole that guy's pizzas!!" - Some Guy
Pizza is bread covered with oils, herbs, sauce, and cheese. Being not as popular as spaghetti in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that someone will eat it.
Outside of YouTube Poop, pizza is a very popular food.
People Who Eat Pizza
- Americans
- New Yorkers
- All forms of Mario.
- All forms of Luigi. (Especially Mama Luigi.)
- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- Chicagoans
- New Yorkers
- The Japanese
- Italians
- Falco Lombardi
- Pizza Pasta (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.)
- M. Bison
- Froggo
- Dr. Robotnik
- Nostalgia Critic
- King Harkinian
- King Hippo (Hell, he'd eat anything that's edible.)
- D.W. Read
- Wario
- Garfield
- Tom (But only with a drink.)
- Waluigi (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.)
- The Autobots (especially Optimus Prime and Bumblebee)
- Kirby
- Strong Bad (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.)
- Steve Fox
- Paul Phoenix
- Hedo Turkoglu
- Hatsune Miku
- Coach McGuirk
Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza
- Cheese (Of Course!)
- Mozzarella Cheese
- Provolone Cheese (On occasion.)
- Parmesan Cheese (Usually as a minor topping.)
- Provel Cheese (Though this is rare outside of St. Louis)
- Feta Cheese (Only on Greek Pizza)
- Pepperoni
- Sausage
- Anchovies
- Black Olives
- Garlic
- Mushrooms
- Various vegetables (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers
- Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will kill you if you get this topping on your pizza.)
- Corn (Mainly in Japan.)
- Eggs (Also in Japan.)
- Cats (According to a '70s Urban Legend from Tokyo about a former samurai who owned a pizza parlour. One of the toppings at this parlour was cat.)
- Semen (if you're eating in the Red Light District).
- Shit (if you've been rude to the waiter).
- Spit (see shit).
Trivia
- Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the United States.
- M. Bison approves of this food, due to the fact that it is delicious!
- As do Yoshi, Froggo, Kirby, King Hippo, Bear Hugger, King Harkinian, and the Food Loving King.
- The Samurai Pizza Cats make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas.
- Do not let Viacom get their hands on your own personal pan pizza.
- Gwonam owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both King Harkinian and M. Bison did not find the pizza delicious.
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Here's some Chicago-style pizza.
- Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives.
- At various points in time, McDonalds has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia.
- There are many ways to make pizzas, but the two styles that are considered the best are New York-style and Chicago-style (also called deep-dish pizza as a result of its deeper, dish-like construction). Which style are you?
- Spider-Man used to be a pizza delivery man in Spider-Man 2. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the Angry Video Game Nerd reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!"
- It's especially notable when he heard a guy say that Spider-Man stole his own pizzas!!
- When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
