War

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Missles, common occurence in wars.

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War is a terrible good thing. Lots of people get to use guns and other cool military shit. As it is written the more the merrier, and that goes for war, too.

UNLESS ITS A FARM CAUSE THOSE PLACES SUCK!

Yoshi firing an AAM at Mama Luigi during the Dinner War.

Instruments of War

• Guns
• Turrets
• Boolets
• Grenades
• Various Bombs
• Mines
• Rockets
• Missiles
• All-terrain Vehicles (Such as Jeeps or Humvees.)
• Bomber Aircraft (Such as the B-52 Bomber.)
• Fighter Aircraft (Such as the F-14 Tomcat [shown at right].)
• Aircraft Carriers
• Battleships
• (Possibly) Sattelites
• Diplomacy (Which is for pussies that are weak and/or losing the war.)
• Surrender (in case all else fails, or if you are a pussy.)

The Uctions War

The current Youtube Poop War is the war of the Uctions. So far The King is dead, and Mario is about to die. The war is being produced by Feghoot Directed by Feghoot, and was started due to Chadwarden stealing Mario's supply of Uctions. The King is dead, no fucking kidding, okay?

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The Tiertex War

A very unknown but powerful war between Koopone and Tiertex (includes Spaced-Out Usagi). Koopone and his comrades hacked into the offices of the Manchester based company during production of one of their poop videos so he declared war with the company. They struck back by declaring that Professor Von Schlemmer had turned Makoto Kino into Misselaineous who was a forced singer for Koopone, however he had no memory recalling the memory and was on Koopone's side. Lots of missles were launched but Brian Blessed stopped the war single handedly by making Tiertex a company who makes mobile phone games. The only war that Feghoot wasn't involved with.

The Wild Mineral World War One

A very brief war broke out in YouTube recently between George The Volcano, against the rest of YouTube. George had been filling his water with water in order to mass produce an army of imperfect George Clones to take over YouTube. Mario and Luigi were originally supposed to stop him, but they forgot what they were supposed to be doing. Freakazoid was instead dispatched to deal with him, where he brought him down by arguing that people don't like water until George spontaneously combusted.

Some guy being shocked at seeing a war happening.

The Dinner War

The Dinner War was a war fought between the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule in the summer of 1987. It started when the Princess refused to buy dinner for King Harkinian. The King ordered the bombing of the Mushroom Kingdom the day afterwards. Some of the casualties were Mama Luigi (Hyrule, betrayed Mushroom Kinggdom, was shot-down and killed by Yoshi in his F-14 Tomcat), Gwonam (Hyrule, also shot-down by Yoshi), Morton (Mushroom Kingdom, killed by Link), and countless others. In the end, the Mushroom Kingdom forces moved-in and captured the King Harkinian, who signed a treaty that gave a part of Hyrule to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Dinner War Two

Dinner War Two was sparked when the King asked for his dinner learning the only thing on the menu was peas, but he wanted pizza. Gwonam explained that Ganon seized all the food and showed a commercial with Orson Welles promoting Ganon's Fozen Peas. The King instantly declared war on Ganon. Unfortunately, all of King Harkinian's warriors had been seized Ganon and were now his minions. The King set sail anyway taking Duke Onkled with him to fight Ganon's evil forces. One month later news arrived that Ganon had eaten The King, Duke Onkled and Orson Welles. It is unclear who won the war because all three are still alive in Ganon's stomach with The King and Orson Welles enjoying the seized food Ganon had eaten earlier, much to Duke Onkled's disgust.

Trivia

• Its gonna come someday, ITS GONNA COME SOMEDAY!!!
• Little-known fact: before World War 1 there was a World War 0. This war took place in 1888, and France won.
• Hippies dislike war, though they are too stoned to see how awesome it is.