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[[Image: Missles.png|thumb| Missles, common occurence in wars.]]‎
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<i>♫WAR, HUH! What is it good for?♫</i>
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[[Image: Missles.png|thumb| Missles, common occurence in wars.]]
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LOTS OF THINGS!
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==Overview==
 
War is a <strike>[[Bad|terrible]]</strike> [[good]] thing. Lots of people get to use guns and other cool military [[shit]]. As it is written the more the merrier, and that goes for war, too.   
 
War is a <strike>[[Bad|terrible]]</strike> [[good]] thing. Lots of people get to use guns and other cool military [[shit]]. As it is written the more the merrier, and that goes for war, too.   
  
UNLESS ITS A [[Soldier|FARM]] CAUSE THOSE PLACES SUCK!
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UNLESS IT'S A [[Soldier|FARM]] CAUSE THOSE PLACES SUCK!
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[[Image:Carelesstalk.jpeg|thumb|left|That means STFU.]]
  
[[Image:F14Missile.jpg|frame|right|Yoshi firing an AAM at Mama Luigi during the Dinner War.]]
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{{Vid|bX7V6FAoTLc}}
 
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[[Image:F14Missile.jpg|frame|right|A fighter aircraft, the Grunman F-14 Tomcat.]]
==Used In A War==
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[[Image:Massimo.jpg|frame|right|Some guy being shocked at seeing a war happening.]]
*Guns
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==Instruments of War==
*Turrets
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*[[Gun]]s
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*[[Tourettes Guy|Turrets]]
 
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy|Boolet]]s
 
*[[Heavy Weapons Guy|Boolet]]s
 
*[[Bomb|Grenades]]
 
*[[Bomb|Grenades]]
*Various [[Bomb]]s
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*Various [[bomb]]s
 
*[[Demoman|Mines]]
 
*[[Demoman|Mines]]
*Rockets
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*[[Team Rocket|Rockets]]
*Missiles
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*[[Penis|Missiles]]
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*Various biological weapons (albeit [[illegal]] since the end of World War I)
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*Various [[hell|nuclear]] weapons
 
*All-terrain Vehicles (Such as Jeeps or Humvees.)
 
*All-terrain Vehicles (Such as Jeeps or Humvees.)
 
*[[Bomb]]er Aircraft (Such as the B-52 Bomber.)
 
*[[Bomb]]er Aircraft (Such as the B-52 Bomber.)
*Fighter Aircraft (Such as the F-14 Tomcat [shown at right].)
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*[[Starscream|Fighter Aircraft]] (Such as the [[Top Gun|F-14 Tomcat]] [shown at right].)
*Aircraft Carriers
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*A wide variety of [[ship|warships]], such as battleships and aircraft carriers.
*Battleships
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*(Possibly) [[Soundwave|Satellites]]
*(Possibly) Sattelites
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*Various [[animals]], such as [[dogs]], [[Dolphins]], [[birds]], etc.
*[[Gay|Diplomacy]] (Which is for pussies that are weak and/or losing the war.)
 
 
*[[France|Surrender]] (in case all else fails, or if you are a [[pussy]].)
 
*[[France|Surrender]] (in case all else fails, or if you are a [[pussy]].)
  
 
==The [[Uctions]] War==
 
==The [[Uctions]] War==
The current Youtube Poop War is the war of the [[Uctions]]. So far [[King of Hyrule|The King]] is dead, and [[Mario]] is about to die. The war is being <strike>produced by Feghoot</strike> Directed by Feghoot, and was started due to Chadwarden stealing Mario's supply of Uctions. The King is dead, no fucking kidding, okay?{{vid|Vnz1sKIZ_8o}}
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The current Youtube Poop War is the war of the [[Uctions]]. So far [[King of Hyrule|The King]] is dead, and [[Mario]] is about to [[die]]. The war is being <strike>produced by Feghoot</strike> Directed by Feghoot, and was started due to Chadwarden stealing Mario's supply of Uctions. The King is dead, no fucking kidding, okay?{{vid|Vnz1sKIZ_8o}}
  
 
==The [[Tiertex]] War==
 
==The [[Tiertex]] War==
 
A very unknown but powerful war between [[Koopone]] and Tiertex (includes [[Spaced-Out Usagi]]). Koopone and his comrades hacked into the offices of the Manchester based company during production of one of their poop videos so he declared war with the company. They struck back by declaring that [[Professor Von Schlemmer]] had turned [[Makoto Kino]] into Misselaineous who was a forced singer for Koopone, however he had no memory recalling the memory and was on Koopone's side. Lots of missles were launched but Brian Blessed stopped the war single handedly by making Tiertex a company who makes mobile phone games. The only war that Feghoot wasn't involved with.
 
A very unknown but powerful war between [[Koopone]] and Tiertex (includes [[Spaced-Out Usagi]]). Koopone and his comrades hacked into the offices of the Manchester based company during production of one of their poop videos so he declared war with the company. They struck back by declaring that [[Professor Von Schlemmer]] had turned [[Makoto Kino]] into Misselaineous who was a forced singer for Koopone, however he had no memory recalling the memory and was on Koopone's side. Lots of missles were launched but Brian Blessed stopped the war single handedly by making Tiertex a company who makes mobile phone games. The only war that Feghoot wasn't involved with.
 
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[[File:Navalship.jpg|thumb|left|A Naval [[ship]], used in wars.]]
 
==The Wild Mineral World War One==
 
==The Wild Mineral World War One==
  
 
A very brief war broke out in YouTube recently between [[George The Volcano]], against the rest of YouTube. George had been filling his water with water in order to mass produce an army of imperfect George Clones to take over YouTube. [[Fat Mario|Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi|Luigi]] were originally supposed to stop him, but they forgot what they were supposed to be [[Spaghetti|doing]]. [[Freakazoid]] was instead dispatched to deal with him, where he brought him down by arguing that people don't like water until George spontaneously combusted.
 
A very brief war broke out in YouTube recently between [[George The Volcano]], against the rest of YouTube. George had been filling his water with water in order to mass produce an army of imperfect George Clones to take over YouTube. [[Fat Mario|Mario]] and [[Gay Luigi|Luigi]] were originally supposed to stop him, but they forgot what they were supposed to be [[Spaghetti|doing]]. [[Freakazoid]] was instead dispatched to deal with him, where he brought him down by arguing that people don't like water until George spontaneously combusted.
[[Image:Massimo.jpg|frame|right|Some guy being shocked at seeing a war happening.]]
 
  
==The [[Dinner]] War==
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==The Famicom Wars==
The Dinner War was a war fought between the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule in the summer of 1987. It started when [[the Princess]] refused to buy [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]]. The King ordered the bombing of the Mushroom Kingdom the day afterwards. Some of the casualties were [[Mama Luigi]] (Hyrule, betrayed Mushroom Kinggdom, was shot-down and killed by [[Yoshi]] in his F-14 Tomcat), Gwonam (Hyrule, also shot-down by Yoshi), [[Big Mouth|Morton]] (Mushroom Kingdom, killed by [[Link]]), and countless others. In the end, the Mushroom Kingdom forces moved-in and captured the [[King Harkinian]], who signed a treaty that gave a part of Hyrule to the Mushroom Kingdom.
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A Famicom (NES) war strategy game made by [[Nintendo]]. The [[USSR|Red Stars]] and the [[The Moon|Blue Moons]] fight a war against each other.
  
==[[Dinner]] War Two==
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==The Cold War==
Dinner War Two was sparked when the King asked for his dinner learning the only thing on the menu was peas, but he wanted pizza. Gwonam explained that Ganon seized all the food and showed a commercial with [[Orson Welles]] promoting Ganon's Fozen Peas. The King instantly declared war on Ganon. Unfortunately, all of King Harkinian's warriors had been seized Ganon and were now his minions. The King set sail anyway taking Duke Onkled with him to fight Ganon's evil forces. One month later news arrived that Ganon had eaten The King, [[Duke Onkled]] and Orson Welles. It is unclear who won the war because all three are still alive in Ganon's stomach with The King and Orson Welles enjoying the seized food Ganon had eaten earlier, much to Duke Onkled's disgust.
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Not exactly an actual war, but, an arms race between [[USA|N]][[UK|A]][[France|T]][[Canada|O]] nations and their allies (led by the [[United States]]), and the [[Communists|Warsaw Pact]] nations and their allies (led by the [[Soviet Union]]). It started in 1947 with the Truman Doctrine, increased with nuclear weapons testing in [[the '50s]], the Korean War in the early '50s (one of two major military actions of the Cold War), the Vietnam War in [[the '60s]] and [['70s]] (the other of the two). In the late [['70s]], tensions eased up, before increasing again after the Iran Hostage crisis and the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, before slowing down in the late [['80s]], with agreements to eliminate nuclear arms stockpiles, and was completely over by 1989.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
*Its gonna come someday, ITS GONNA COME SOMEDAY!!!
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*It's gonna [[cum|come]] someday, IT'S GONNA [[Cum|COME]] SOMEDAY!!!
*Little-known fact: before World War 1 there was a World War 0. This war took place in 1888, and [[No|France]] won.
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*Little-known fact: before World War 1 there was a World War 0. This war took place in the early 1800s, and [[France]] [[Yes|lost]].
 
*[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]] dislike war, though they are too [[Magic Drugs|stoned]] to see how awesome it is.
 
*[[AVGN Hippie/Fan|Hippies]] dislike war, though they are too [[Magic Drugs|stoned]] to see how awesome it is.
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*War is also used as [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I.Joe the basis] [[Transformers|for Hasbro toylines]]. This means that you can buy soldiers on eBay.
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==See Also==
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*[[:Category:Militaristic People]]

Latest revision as of 09:44, 27 November 2016

♫WAR, HUH! What is it good for?♫

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Missles, common occurence in wars.

LOTS OF THINGS!‎

Overview[edit]

War is a terrible good thing. Lots of people get to use guns and other cool military shit. As it is written the more the merrier, and that goes for war, too.

UNLESS IT'S A FARM CAUSE THOSE PLACES SUCK!

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That means STFU.

{{#ev:youtube|bX7V6FAoTLc|320}}

A fighter aircraft, the Grunman F-14 Tomcat.
Some guy being shocked at seeing a war happening.

Instruments of War[edit]

The Uctions War[edit]

The current Youtube Poop War is the war of the Uctions. So far The King is dead, and Mario is about to die. The war is being produced by Feghoot Directed by Feghoot, and was started due to Chadwarden stealing Mario's supply of Uctions. The King is dead, no fucking kidding, okay?

{{#ev:youtube|Vnz1sKIZ_8o|320}}

The Tiertex War[edit]

A very unknown but powerful war between Koopone and Tiertex (includes Spaced-Out Usagi). Koopone and his comrades hacked into the offices of the Manchester based company during production of one of their poop videos so he declared war with the company. They struck back by declaring that Professor Von Schlemmer had turned Makoto Kino into Misselaineous who was a forced singer for Koopone, however he had no memory recalling the memory and was on Koopone's side. Lots of missles were launched but Brian Blessed stopped the war single handedly by making Tiertex a company who makes mobile phone games. The only war that Feghoot wasn't involved with.

A Naval ship, used in wars.

The Wild Mineral World War One[edit]

A very brief war broke out in YouTube recently between George The Volcano, against the rest of YouTube. George had been filling his water with water in order to mass produce an army of imperfect George Clones to take over YouTube. Mario and Luigi were originally supposed to stop him, but they forgot what they were supposed to be doing. Freakazoid was instead dispatched to deal with him, where he brought him down by arguing that people don't like water until George spontaneously combusted.

The Famicom Wars[edit]

A Famicom (NES) war strategy game made by Nintendo. The Red Stars and the Blue Moons fight a war against each other.

The Cold War[edit]

Not exactly an actual war, but, an arms race between NATO nations and their allies (led by the United States), and the Warsaw Pact nations and their allies (led by the Soviet Union). It started in 1947 with the Truman Doctrine, increased with nuclear weapons testing in the '50s, the Korean War in the early '50s (one of two major military actions of the Cold War), the Vietnam War in the '60s and '70s (the other of the two). In the late '70s, tensions eased up, before increasing again after the Iran Hostage crisis and the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, before slowing down in the late '80s, with agreements to eliminate nuclear arms stockpiles, and was completely over by 1989.

Trivia[edit]

  • It's gonna come someday, IT'S GONNA COME SOMEDAY!!!
  • Little-known fact: before World War 1 there was a World War 0. This war took place in the early 1800s, and France lost.
  • Hippies dislike war, though they are too stoned to see how awesome it is.
  • War is also used as the basis for Hasbro toylines. This means that you can buy soldiers on eBay.

See Also[edit]