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*Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions against [[Bowser]] in 1951 and [[The '80s|1989]]. | *Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions against [[Bowser]] in 1951 and [[The '80s|1989]]. | ||
*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue. | *Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue. | ||
| − | *It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]]. | + | *It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in [[Mario Kart]] 7 on the 3DS. [[Heavy Weapons Guy|Not big surprrise]]. |
*One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]]. | *One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]]. | ||
*He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him. | *He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him. | ||
Revision as of 02:32, 3 August 2011
This article is filed under Characters.
Yoshi is a green, fat lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.
Background
Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the Mario Bros., Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Shinagawa City, Tokyo prefecture, Japan.
In 1951, while out for a walk, a baby landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and his brother get to their parents.
In 1989, Mama Luigi tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when Wizardheimer sued Mama Luigi for unauthorized use of his magic. The judge ruled that the magic must cease.
In the '90s, he married Birdo and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.
Trivia
- Owns a drug store that sells Bad Medicine.
- Also owns the rights to a restaurant in Ludwig's Thump Castle Hotel, which he also supervises the cooking operations of.
- Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially Mama Luigi (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
- Was knighted by the Princess for his heroic actions against Bowser in 1951 and 1989.
- Is an expert at licking ladies for sexual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him not only because of his kawaii nature, but also for his really special tongue.
- It is confirmed that he will be a playable character in Mario Kart 7 on the 3DS. Not big surprrise.
- One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.
- He doesn't take too kindly on Solid Snake's suggestion on eating him.
- However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
- Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
Likes
Dislikes
- Running out of food.
- His enemies
Quotes
Yoshi Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!
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Yoshi Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!
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Yoshi BURRRRP!
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Yoshi Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!
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Yoshi Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!
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Yoshi Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?
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Yoshi Key no taste good.
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Yoshi GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!
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Yoshi Oh, this DOOM thing definetely more fun than tennis!
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Yoshi Fireballs: YUM!
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Yoshi Balls: YUM!
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Yoshi Famo Famo Sheeduck.
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Yoshi BLAU!
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Yoshi YEEEARGH!!
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Yoshi Mmmmmmm...WAP!
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Yoshi Awawawawa!
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Yoshi Yoshi!
Politics
- As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against The Princess and wanted complete power of the Mushroom Kingdom and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
- Yoshi - Secretary of Defense & Leader
- King Koopa - Prime Minister
- Bowser - 1st Lieutenant
- Wizardheimer - 2nd Lieutenant
- Larry Koopa - First Lord of the Treasury
- Robotnik - House of Representatives
- Yoshkins - House of Congress
- Roy Koopa - General
- Ludwig von Koopa - Vice President
- Lemmy Koopa and Iggy Koopa - Yoshi's Cabinet
- Ganon - Admiral
The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:
- Attempted extermination of the Dino population
- Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
- Robberies
- Distrust of the Kingdom
If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and King Koopa will host an election for who will be the next leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King.
See Also:
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Believe it or not, Yoshi loves himself some Boobies.
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Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially Mama Luigi.
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Yoshi when playing baseball.
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Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.
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Yoshi's final rapist form.
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Yoshi is not amused by the former form.
