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MAZZ0Murder

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MAZZ0Murder

In brief

MAZZ0Murder has been an active member of the Youchew community since January 18th 2008, and has been created Youtube Poops since December 9th 2007. He has his favorite poop sources but are not limited to what he'll use in the way of material. It can commonly be sources that he really likes, such as the Legend of Zelda. Occasionally he'll get annoyed by a particular video or commercial and make a Youtube Poop out of it in response.

He likes to occasionally challenge himself by making videos from more difficult sources and this will sometimes mean trying to use less advanced video editors as well.

In spar time he likes to do regular video editing, watch movies, play games, hike, spend time with his animal, and hang out with friends when he is not working.

MAZZ0Murder likes Gilgamesh. He watches anything that has a character named Gilgamesh in it. He attempts to make a Youtube Poop of any source featuring a character by this name. He most commonly uses Gilgamesh from FFXII.

History

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MAZZ0Murder's first Youtube Video was uploaded on November 7, 2007. Final Fantasy Overpowered! A simple idea where he just used a FFI & II emulator to record boss battles where he'd power up his characters in an attempt to take defeat an enemy (usually a boss) in one hit. This was uploaded mere months before MAZZ0Murder would upload his first Youtube Poop.

Shortly after Final Fantasy Overpowered, he started making Tourettes Guy dubbed work, which came to be known as FF:TU (using the anime series Final Fantasy: Unlimited). It was during this time were he came across his first seen youtube poop, which had a Tourettes Guy theme. At first, he thought it was ridiculous, but as time went on he found the humor in such odd work. After subscribing to OkamiMaster he decided to make his first youtube poop.

After creating three Poops with the CD-i Zelda footage MAZZ0Murder joined the forums. It was during this time that all but one of his FF:TU videos were removed due to copyright infringement. His resolve was that he'd make Youtube Poops more often from then on and hoped that he could sneak in FF:U footage every now and again. He also did a Youtube Poop which used his Final Fantasy: Overpowered videos, and occasionally makes Youtube Poop of his regular films since he was a film major in college.

MAZZ0Murder has been doing Youtube Poop for almost 9 years. He has used many difference sources. His favorites are Super Sentai, Kamen Rider, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, and RunemanisBack. He hosted the Atari 2600 collab, and has participated in other collabs as well. In his spare time he likes to participate in Youtube Poop Tennis, and has participated in the Tennis Cup (summer of '08), the WMM Tournament, and the 2nd Doubles Tournament where he partnered with TheNeopreneJunebug.

More recently he and Combuskenisawesome are currently locked in a Poop Duel which will span the entirety of the Power Rangers Megaforce and Super Megafroce series. Due to MAZZ0murder's youtube poop of the promotional video and dubbing it "Power Rangers MEGAMEAT" due to sentence mixing, this is the name he and Combuskenisawesome settled with for their "episodes".

First poop seen

MamaLuigi has Tourettes (Deleted)

First poop made

Youtube Poop: Link vs. Dark Link

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Style

  • Classic
  • Tennis Style
  • Story-like
  • Trap or Tongue-in-cheek titles

Preferred Sources

  • Gilgamesh (usually, but not limited to, Final Fantasy XII)
  • Super Sentai. (usually, but not limited to Gosei Sentai Dairangers)
  • Final Fantasy: Unlimited
  • Use of a Final Fantasy or Legend of Zelda soundtrack
  • RunemanIsBack's videos
  • Dissidia: Final Fantasy (English or Japanese)
  • Kamen Rider
  • Power Rangers (Mostly RPM and Megaforce, but not limited to these)
  • Sakuracon 2009 commercial (GIRUGAMESH!!!)

Preferred Methods

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  • Stuttering
  • Reversing
  • Mirroring
  • Layering, Masking, and Chroma-keying
  • Solarizing/Negative filter
  • Sentence Mixing
  • Flipping

Prefered Tech

Premiere Pro CS6 After Effects CS6 Final Cut Pro 7 Windows Movie Maker

Occasionally uses: iMovie Youtube Editor AVID

Likes

Master Kaku as seen in Gosei Sentai Dairanger
  • Repetitiveness
  • Solarization/Negative image
  • Sentence Mixing
  • Layering and Masking effects

Dislikes

  • Noun replacement.
  • Lengthy Poops: Usually ones that exceed 4 minutes due to poorly edited material and do not flow well. In other words, not Combuskenisawesome-like videos.

Poop Listings

(Work In Progress) Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, or Collab entries. I considered some filler Youtube Poop work.

2007
Video Title Date Time Author's Note
Link Vs. Dark Link 12-9 1:06 THE FIRST
Youtube Poop: A Minute With the King 12-9 1:03
Youtube Poop: The King Has Gone Mad 12-10 1:09
2008
Video Title Date Time Author's Note
Youtube Poop: I Bought The Toothpaste of Your Colgate 1-22 1:03 Fad entry, but I considered it a Poop.
Youtube Poop: Blue Boy and Company 2-6 3:20
Youtube Poop: Runeman2006 is Bored 2-7 1:17 First time messing with my friend's videos.
Youtube Poop: Why It's a Good Idea to Please Haruhi 2-26 1:40 First attempt at masking. Icky!
Youtube Poop: A Message From the Power Rangers 2-27 1:28
Youtube Poop: A Digital Rape 2-28 2:48
Youtube Poop: Captain N Joins Forces with PTSD Link 2-29 3:44
Youtube Poop: Mario Is an Air-Head 2-29 1:19 Considered by viewers a trap...
Youtube Poop: Know When to Laugh and Drink 3-10 5:28
Youtube Poop: Captain Bulldookey 3-11 1:02 One of the most viewed...
Youtube Poop: The Other Big Brother 3-11 1:08
Youtube Poop: Special Effects Gone Random 3-12 2:01
Youtube Poop: A Day in the Life of Bub the Zombie 3-13 3:30
Youtube Poop: The Puppy Magnet 3-14 0:28
Youtube Poop: Green Dairanger Likes Balls 3-25 1:02 The finding of Gosei Sentai Dairangers
Youtube Poop: Kaku's Acid Trip 3-27 1:34 The age of Master Kaku...begins!
Youtube Poop: Everyone Has Genital Herpes 3:27 1:19
YTP: Alexanderzero Stands Up For A Friend Then Pwns Noobs 3-27 1:30 Ruining a different friend's videos.
Youtube Poop: Danny Tells Souja Boy Off 3-29 0:32
More Original Than WalrusGuy 4-1 0:40
Youtube Poop: Brought to You by Philips 4-1 0:38
Youtube Poop: The Return of CD-I 4-2 1:26
Youtube Poop: The Return of CD-I Part 2 4-3 2:10
Youtube Poop Zelda of Legend The 4-3 2:12 EmperorIng didn't like this one!
Youtube Poop: Eloi Tells Us A Quick Story 4-3 0:55 Was inspired after my first return to CD-I poop.
Youtube Poop: The Return of CD-I Part 3 4-4 1:53
Youtube Poop: You Suck at Myst 4-8 3:09 First use of Myst game footage.
The TMNT Advise us to speak to Drug Dealers 4-9 0:43
Youtube Poop: Hulk Hogan Orgy 4-17 1:29 MMMBRO
Norm the Magician 4-22 0:57
The Internet Truly Sucks 4-25 0:32
MARYO BROTHERS 4-28 0:28
Century 21's Dick the Dick Contest 4-29 0:39 When I started binge pooping featured ads.
Driven by Boredom 4-30 0:29
Dogs Become Fashion Accessories 5-1 0:35
THE GUYVER IN ACTION 5-1 0:07 Moo moo!
The Cadburry Bunny Kicks Some Ass 5-2 0:18
Gilgamesh Is Not Epic 5-5 1:30 The start of something truly EPIC!
Heavy Shares a Tune With You 5-7 0:19 The first Team Fortress 2 video I did.
Gilgamesh Is Pissed 5-8 1:32 The continuation of something truly EPIC!
Kaze vs Makenshi: High Quality 5-11 2:08 First intentional trap video.
Robotnik Teases You 5-12 0:55 First attempt with AoStH.
69 and 70 Seconds Long Video 5-17 0:?? Title changed after endless annoyance.
Ganondorf's Ultimate Penis Grill 6-4 0:02 AHHHHHT!
EGG MONGER 6-4 0:22
BATMAN BECOMES NUTHEAD 6-5 1:03 YTP of a "normal" Nuthead video.
Enkidu Wants Some Attention 6-5 0:54 Because Gilgamesh wasn't enough!
Youtube Poop: IT'S A MAC! 6-6 0:19 Controversial, and first time using Premiere Pro 2.0
Gilgamesh Learns to Fly 6-6 1:11
Kaze Has a Bad Day 6-7 0:32
Someone Else's Final Fantasy 6-20 1:22
Meet Doug 7-2 0:55 If Doug from Pure Pwnage was the TF2 Sniper.
GEORGE WASHINGTON 7-4 0:17 Got a few responses.
Metal Gear Sex 7-25 0:33 Oops! Nuthead already made a poop with this name!
Moogle Looses It 7-26 1:20
Link's Screaming Frenzy 8-5 0:50
TUCSONIAN ROAD RAGE 8-13 1:18 The return of Runeman.
The Return of CD-I Part 4 0:41 First use of Burn:Cycle.
Cutter's Mind Gets Recycled Into A Woman's Body 8-19 1:46
Master Kaku Abuses His Students 8-21 1:11 Master Kaku returns!
Takua Doesn't Know How to Play with Balls 8-22 0:49
Gilgamesh Returns to Fight Again 8-23 0:48
Bomberman's Remote Causes Distortion in Space and Time 8-25 1:35
Mario Is A Sore Loser 8-26 0:56
The EXTREME 90 Seconds Video 8-27 1:31 Controversial due to the time/title discrepancy.
MANCAKE PINES 8-28 1:13 Self challenge with WMM
Saavedro Cannot Count to Three 8-30 1:00 Met Mycroprocessor through this one.
The Maltese Pimpsahoy 9-3 1:19
ytmndfan BECOMES omgloldragonforce 9-4 0:43
LAUGH 9-9 0:28
Seaworld misses Walrusguy 9-11 0:15 Never Forget? Please do...
What's the Medicine for Skateboarders? 9-14 0:29
Real Life Ness Abuses Little Animals 9-18 0:40 Made for 1downpoison apparently.
KCIL KCIL 9-25 0:35 Challenge from xWhiteStripe1x.
NINTENDO VS SAILOR SCOUTS 9-28 1:10
Starkiller Saw A Massive...What? 5-14 0:44
GEORGE FUCKOFF 10-16 1:06 Made because I disliked a video I had to watch with this guy.
The FAIL Dynasty 10-17 1:01 Was made for Tetsuo9999.
CHOBI UNLIMITED 11-5 0:51 Focuses on Chobi from FF:U.
Altaïr Wont Share the Ketchup 11-13 0:53
Games You Can't Play With Your Gluteus Maximus 11-23 0:48 Before the Minions were annoying.
MASHED POTATOES 11-25 0:40 Self challenge with WMM.
Final Fantasy Underpowered and Out the Window 12-4 0:52 A YTP of my first uploaded video.
KING vs DARK KING 12=7 0:42 1st Poopiversary.
Link Fails a Side Quest 12-30 0:55
2009
Video Title Date Time Author's Note
Kaze Confirmed for Dissidia 1-6 1:30 First normal YTP of 2009.
2010
Video Title Date Time Author's Note
2011
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2012
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2013
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2014
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2015
Video Title Date Time Author's Note
2016
Video Title Date Time Author's Note
2017
Video Title Date Time Author's Note
Unnecessary Gilgamesh reboot 'I CAN SEE THE FUTURE!!!' Batman For-never WHO REBOOTS YOUTUBE POOP?!
10 Year Poopiversary extravaganza! 12-9 Iunno, think BIG! Oh yes, there will be Gilgarugakakushine!

Reception

Criticism

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  • "BANNED ANIME: Never released in France!" One of MAZZ0Murder's first tennis response is criticized because it is thought of a trap video.
  • "It's a Mac!" suffers the same fate as the video mentioned above due to it appearing like a trap video and it was one of the first Youtube Poop's MAZZ0Murder made that dropped any significant tags to indicate it being of that genre of video. Another ongoing debate in the comment section is whether Windows OS or Mac OS is better, and even though most thing this video was made with a Macintosh, it was made with a windows computer, much to the confusion of the viewers.
  • The creation of "The DOUBLE 60 Seconds Video" and "The 69 Seconds Video" received negative attention due to their source material being made from a popular Youtuber at the time. Following the bizarre criticism that the video the youtuber ATSMITW made called "30 Second Video", the commenters liked to point out in "The 69 Seconds Video" was in fact really 70 seconds. This argument ceased once the title was changed to "The 69 OR 70 Second Video".

Achievements

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  • One of the first to poop FFXII Gilgamesh
  • The first to poop Gosei Sentai Dairangers (Super Sentai's series of 1993)
  • First to poop The Force Unleashed
  • Got good acclaim for pooping a video of a vacuum cleaner
  • Only person to STILL have a Poop Duelist achievement on the forums
  • GIRUGAMESH!!!! and getting the fad practically named after him
  • Created the "Japanese title!" fad which used a quick TV spot of Godzilla (2014) roaring, but replaced with a different sound.

In Real Life

Online

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Influences

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You face ME! GILGAMESH!

Fans

Other Information

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GIRUGAMESH!!!

MAZZ0Murder is keeping GURGAMESH alive whether you like it or not.

Youtube has given him two strikes before. One from the use of Final Fantasy: Unlimited, another from the use of a music track (which was not owned by the source that made the claim, so it wasn't right to get that one!

Has earned a Bachelors Degree in Digital Film and Video Production. Although no emphasis could be declared, he is proficient in Film Editing. He says that by creating youtube poop, it helps to keep his editing skills sharp as this makes him faster and more precise with the footage he is working with.

He participated in the Tennis Season in Team Gilgamesh (with MoogleAbuse(simply known as Moogle), Chrisgendo and theHappyFungus). The team name was coined by Moogle.

Tennis Matches

Poop Duels

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Trivia

  • First Pooper to be awarded a Poop Duelist medal.
  • Makes common spelling errors in chat rooms. "Gool" was a typo of "golly"
  • Commonly uses a HAI Kitty macro in welcome threads, sometimes accompanied by a "welcome" macro. It s the most common of the Kitty macros he has made.
  • Real name is Justin
  • The avatar he uses is always an image of Kaze from Final Fantasy: Unlimited
  • His favorite Youtube Poopers are OkamiMaster, Combuskenisawesome, Misselaineous10, NS2, RetardedAnimeParody, GameCubeHero, Emperoring360, Ophios, and Tetsuo9999.
  • Often criticized due to the face he doesn't kill anyone
  • Often associated with "GIGUGAMESH?!"
  • Though he successfully pooped every episode of Power Rangers RPM, Toei had a video of containing content from episode 23 taken down. It's yet to be reused again.
  • Favorite games series are Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, and Final Fantasy.
  • His favorite movie director is Alfred Hitchcock, and as such his favorite movie is North by Northwest.

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