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Yoshi

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Name: Yoshi
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Age: 62
Nationality: Japanese

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Yoshi is a green fat lizard or dinosaur. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also forced to act like he does because of rape threats from Dic. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.

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FAT YOSHI IS FAT

Diet

Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except himself (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.

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Yoshi's final rapist form

Porn Magazines

Yoshi stars in "Sexy Dino Daily" porn magazine.

Trivia

  • Yoshi is believed to be an arsonist.
  • Yoshi gets raped anally at least 1276271636873687 times per second.
  • Yoshi is the worst victim of rape in the entire universe.
  • Started the wildfires of October '07 in Southern California.
  • America's Most Wanted. (see above reason)
  • Last seen in the Santa Ana Mountains near Mission Viejo, CA on December 8, 2007.
  • Enjoys raping Santa Mario by the holidays
  • Holds second place for two awards: "Poop Character who has had sex the most time" (beaten by Link), and "Poop Character who has starred in the most porn" (beaten by Sora).
  • Was turned into a pussy in Yoshi's Story.
  • Has an IQ of 195, but doesn't show it because Dic has threatened to anally rape him if he acts intelligent.

Likes

  • Fire balls
  • Caterpillars
  • Eating
  • Getting Fat
  • To Do The Hoe Thing
  • Bed Time Stories
  • Treats
  • Dinner
  • Having Orgasms
  • Cumming all over the Sierra Nevada during Winter
  • Tricking people into thinking that his cum is not cum and is Snow instead
  • Burping
  • Raping
  • Setting Wildfires (like the ones that Yoshi set in Southern California in October '07)
  • McDonalds
  • Carls Jr.
  • White Castle
  • Jack In The Crack
  • KFC
  • Burger King
  • Wendys
  • Del Taco & Taco Bell
  • Panda Express
  • Pizza Hut
  • Hungry Jack,s (Australia's burger king) he has too go to Australia just too get one of the burgers not on his country's Burger King menu.
  • Saving 15% when switching to GEICO
  • Freddy's Steakburgers
  • Coca-Cola
  • Sushi
  • Sashimi
  • Being donkey punched by Mario in Super Mario World
  • American Football
  • The Eectric Cheese.
  • YTPMV

Liked By

Dislikes

Disliked By

Quotes

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Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!

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Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!

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Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!

Yoshi Yoshi

BURRRRP!

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Yoshi think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!

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Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!

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Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?

Yoshi Yoshi

Key no taste good

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GASP! That mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!

Yoshi Yoshi

Oh, this doom thing definetely more fun than tennis!

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Yoshi go home and JACK IT

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Fireballs YUM!

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Famo Famo Sheeduck

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BLAU

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YEEEARGH

Legal Issues & Politics

more soon..

The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:

  • Attempted extermination of the Dino population
  • Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
  • Robberies
  • Distrust of the Kingdom
  • Wanting to murder both Uctions & Anti-Uctions (Again!)!

If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and King Koopa will host an election for who will be the next leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King.

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