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[[Image:Czsd.png|thumb|Yoshi before being captured by [[Dic]] and [[Mama Luigi]].]]
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Yoshi is a green, [[fat]] lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, [[Bad Medicine]], sold there.
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==Background==
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Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the [[Mario]] [[Luigi|Bros.]], Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Shinagawa City, Tokyo prefecture, [[Japan]].
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In 1951, while out for a walk, [[Mario|a baby]] landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and [[Luigi|his brother]] get to their parents.
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In 1989, [[Mama Luigi]] tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when
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[[Wizardheimer]] [[Phoenix Wright|sued]] Mama Luigi for [[illegal|unauthorized]] use of his magic. The judge ruled that the magic must cease.
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In the '90s, he married [[Birdo]] and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.
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==Trivia==
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*Owns a drug store that sells [[Bad Medicine]].
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*Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially [[Mama Luigi]] (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
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*Was knighted by [[the Princess]] for his heroic actions during the [[Dinner]] [[War]] in 1987.
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*Is an expert at [[sex|licking ladies]] for [[sex]]ual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him [[no]]t only because of his [[Lucky Star|kawaii]] nature, but also for his really special tongue.
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*One time, he was a ninja that [[Robin Hood (character)|helped out the poor]].
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*He doesn't take too kindly on [[Solid Snake]]'s suggestion on eating him.
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**However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
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*Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.
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==Likes==
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*[[Birdo]]
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*[[Food]]
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*Humping the fuck out of [[Santa Mario]].
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*[[Mario Kart|Racing]]
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*[[Baseball|Spo]][[American Football|rts]]
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==Dislikes==
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*Running out of food.
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*His enemies
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==Quotes==
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Ooohohoh! Yoshi love [[caterpillars]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi no understand why [[The Princess|princess]] mad... caterpillar [[DELICIOUS]]!}}
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[[Image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|You likes giving stuff a perfect 10.]]
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|BURRRRP!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[This Key|Key]] no taste good.}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Oh, this [[DOOM]] thing definetely more fun than tennis!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Fireballs: YUM!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|[[Balls]]: YUM!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|Famo Famo Sheeduck.}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|BLAU!}}
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{{poopquote|Yoshi|YEEEARGH!!}}
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==Politics==
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*As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against [[The Princess]] and wanted complete power of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
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[[Image:Custom 1273083838694 supermario64 typoscreencap.jpg|thumb|right|A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.]]
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*[[Yoshi]] - Secretary of Defense & Leader
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*[[King Koopa]] - Prime Minister
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*[[Bowser]] - 1st Lieutenant
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*[[Wizardheimer]] - 2nd Lieutenant
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*[[Cheatsy|Cheatsy/Larry]] - First Lord of the Treasury
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*[[Robotnik]] - House of Representatives
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*[[Yoshkins]] - House of Congress
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*[[Roy Koopa|Bully/Roy]] - General
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*[[Kooky|Kooky/Ludwig Von]] - Vice President
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*[[Hip|Hip/Lemmy]] and [[Hop|Hop/Iggy]] - [[Yoshi]]'s Cabinet
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*[[Ganon]] - Admiral
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The regime is attempting to have [[The Princess]] overthrown for reasons as follows:
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*Attempted extermination of the Dino population
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*Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
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*Robberies
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*Distrust of the Kingdom
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If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and [[King Koopa]] will host an election for who will be the next leader of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]. [[Mario]], [[Gay Luigi]], [[Tails]] and [[Zelda]] remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: [[Fat Mario]], [[Mama Luigi]], [[Link]], [[Sonic]] and [[The King]].
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==See Also:==
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*[[Yoshkins]]
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*[[Whore Yoshi]]
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*[[One More Final: I Need You(tube Poop)]]
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<gallery>
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Image:Bounce.gif|[[Naruto|Believe it]] or [[no]]t, Yoshi loves himself some [[Boobs|Boobies]].
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Image:Yoshigunfire.png|Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially [[Mama Luigi]].
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Image:Mario-superstar-baseball-yoshi.jpg|Yoshi when playing [[baseball]].
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Image:Mario-and-luigi-superstar-saga-yoshi-in-cinema.jpg|Yoshi's usually <s>[[horny]]</s> like this when he's watching flicks in theatres.
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Image:Nintendo Love Yoshi Black Babydoll.jpg|[[You]] k[[no]]w you love him.
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Image:YoshiTennis.JPG|Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.
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Image:Image1.jpg|Yoshi's final rapist [[form]].
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image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told [[you]] that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).
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</gallery>
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Revision as of 11:49, 26 December 2010

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Name: Sir Yoshi ??????
Appears In: Super Mario World
Sex: Male
Age: 63
Nationality: Japanese
Occupation(s): Dinosaur
Played By: Andrew Sabiston, Kazumi Totaka, Frank Welker, Satomi Kōrogi, Issac Marshall, & Keiko Yamamoto

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FAT YOSHI IS FAT!
Yoshi before being captured by Dic and Mama Luigi.

Yoshi is a green, fat lizard (or dinosaur if you prefer). He is known for his obsession of worms, and getting fat instantly upon consumption of food. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.

Background

Yoshi (pronounced Yo-she in America and the Mario Bros., Yosh-e in Europe and from himself) was born on February 12, 1947 in Shinagawa City, Tokyo prefecture, Japan.

In 1951, while out for a walk, a baby landed on his back. Along with his friends, he helped the baby and his brother get to their parents.

In 1989, Mama Luigi tried using her evil magic to de-age him and erase his memory, so that she could revise history. This failed when Wizardheimer sued Mama Luigi for unauthorized use of his magic. The judge ruled that the magic must cease.

In the '90s, he married Birdo and they had a child; Yoshi Jr.

Trivia

  • Owns a drug store that sells Bad Medicine.
  • Is a member of the NRA, and loves shooting things, especially Mama Luigi (He even has targets of Mama Luigi in his basement.).
  • Was knighted by the Princess for his heroic actions during the Dinner War in 1987.
  • Is an expert at licking ladies for sexual pleasure. In fact, many bitches want him not only because of his kawaii nature, but also for his really special tongue.
  • One time, he was a ninja that helped out the poor.
  • He doesn't take too kindly on Solid Snake's suggestion on eating him.
    • However, he doesn't mind eating Snake himself. Yay?
  • Yoshi has a tumor on his back a.k.a. a saddle for Mario.

Likes

Dislikes

  • Running out of food.
  • His enemies

Quotes

Yoshi Yoshi

Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!

Yoshi Yoshi

Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!

You likes giving stuff a perfect 10.
Yoshi Yoshi

BURRRRP!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi Think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!

Yoshi Yoshi

Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?

Yoshi Yoshi

Key no taste good.

Yoshi Yoshi

GASP! That Mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!

Yoshi Yoshi

Oh, this DOOM thing definetely more fun than tennis!

Yoshi Yoshi

Fireballs: YUM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Balls: YUM!

Yoshi Yoshi

Famo Famo Sheeduck.

Yoshi Yoshi

BLAU!

Yoshi Yoshi

YEEEARGH!!

Politics

  • As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against The Princess and wanted complete power of the Mushroom Kingdom and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. The following people are official members of the regime:
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A possession by DiC still happened after Super Mario World.

The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:

  • Attempted extermination of the Dino population
  • Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
  • Robberies
  • Distrust of the Kingdom

If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and King Koopa will host an election for who will be the next leader of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King.

See Also:

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    Believe it or not, Yoshi loves himself some Boobies.

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    Yoshi loves shooting things in his spare time, especially Mama Luigi.

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    Yoshi when playing baseball.

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    Yoshi's usually horny like this when he's watching flicks in theatres.

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    You know you love him.

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    Yoshi has some confusion with how he plays tennis.

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    Yoshi's final rapist form.

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    Yoshi's gives this article about him a perfect 10 (See, I told you that he loves giving stuff a perfect 10.).

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