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| − | + | |name=Edd(ward) Marion ██████ | |
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| + | |shows=Ed, Edd n' Eddy | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |age=12 | ||
| + | |occupation=Eddy's other <s>slave</s> friend, inventor, pedophile | ||
| + | |nationality= | ||
| + | |cast=Samuel Vincent | ||
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[[Image:Edd.jpg.w300h225.jpg|thumb|right|Edd is quite worried what the hell is going on in his [[Father's Garage|father's garage]].]] | [[Image:Edd.jpg.w300h225.jpg|thumb|right|Edd is quite worried what the hell is going on in his [[Father's Garage|father's garage]].]] | ||
| − | '''Eddward Marion ██████''', Edd for short (AKA Double D. We're not talking about the breast size or the character, Dee Dee) is the second member of the gang group, The Three Eds. He is the brains of the group. He | + | '''Eddward [[Maid Marian|Marion]] ██████''', Edd for short (AKA Double D. We're not talking about the breast size or the character, Dee Dee) is the second member of the gang group, The Three Eds. He is the brains of the group. He usually wears a sock-like hat for no reason. What's under his hat remains to be known. He is in no relation to [[Ed]] and [[Eddy]]. His favourite word is '[[No]].' |
| − | Cultural Heritage: | + | Cultural Heritage: Polish-American |
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
*It is rumored that Edd is related to [[M.Bison|Bison's Arse]]. | *It is rumored that Edd is related to [[M.Bison|Bison's Arse]]. | ||
| − | *Edd is one of the few people who are actually aware that Toasters....toast BREAD, not toast. | + | *Edd is one of the few people who are actually aware that [[Toasters]]....toast BREAD, not toast. |
*Despite his puny stature, Edd is capable of making VERY loud noises. | *Despite his puny stature, Edd is capable of making VERY loud noises. | ||
*Was rumored to be gay, but this was disproven after he was seen eating out [[Haruhi]]. (This was accompanied by some very VERY loud noises) | *Was rumored to be gay, but this was disproven after he was seen eating out [[Haruhi]]. (This was accompanied by some very VERY loud noises) | ||
| + | **However, this was shown he was only doing this to revive the ones who commited [[suicide]]. | ||
*Owns a volcano. (Though it is defunct for a few years.) | *Owns a volcano. (Though it is defunct for a few years.) | ||
| − | *Was once a male-stripper, where he would go as far as getting himself entirely naked. | + | *Was once a male-stripper, where he would go as far as getting himself entirely naked. [[Bart Simpson]] is jealous of him because of that. |
| − | * | + | *He often has sex with [[Ludwig von Koopa]] on Sundays and when drunk. |
*Kissed Eddy while he was high. | *Kissed Eddy while he was high. | ||
| + | *He once engaged in public nudity after getting high and complaining about the outside temperature. | ||
*According to [[Jonny]], he's GOT A CARD. | *According to [[Jonny]], he's GOT A CARD. | ||
*He is [[no]]t related to the smartest man ever, [[Julius Sumner Miller]]. | *He is [[no]]t related to the smartest man ever, [[Julius Sumner Miller]]. | ||
[[Image:Roflbot-W1Fe.jpg|frame|right|Edd finally tells [[Ed]] and [[Eddy]] something that he should've said to them a long, long time ago.]] | [[Image:Roflbot-W1Fe.jpg|frame|right|Edd finally tells [[Ed]] and [[Eddy]] something that he should've said to them a long, long time ago.]] | ||
| − | *He's the only person in the YouTube Poop world who knows that acorns become trees. [[ | + | *He's the only person in the YouTube Poop world who knows that acorns become trees. [[Yes|Sad, isn't it?]] |
| − | *Got into a fight with [[Fat Mario]] for contradicting his beliefs about toasters toasting [[toast]]. | + | *His [[Cum|cum]] is known to change colors. [[Spooky]], [[No|eh]]? |
| + | *Got into a fight with [[Fat Mario]] for contradicting his beliefs about toasters toasting [[toast]]. They both [[Die]]d in the end. | ||
| + | *We still don't know what's under his hat. | ||
| + | *We do, however, k[[no]]w that he doesn't like jokes involving [[sex]], or at least [[sex]] jokes involving [[sex]]tants. | ||
| + | *[[Eddy]]'s brother once thought that he was [[Eddy]]'s girlfriend. Weird, isn't it? | ||
*He once demanded [[Ed]] to [[Super Macho Man|release his bogus]] on [[Eddy]]. | *He once demanded [[Ed]] to [[Super Macho Man|release his bogus]] on [[Eddy]]. | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *Once formed a team with [[Johnny Bravo]], I.R Baboon, Buttercup and [[Courage]] to [[Sex|rape]] and destroy all of [[Nickelodeon]]. They almost succeeded until [[SpongeBob SquarePants (Character)|Spongebob]] and [[Adolf Hitler]] arrested them and turned them all into [[Nazis]]. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
| − | *Toast doesn't go in a toaster, bread does. | + | *"[[Toast]] [[Fat Mario|doesn't go in a toaster, bread does.]]" |
| − | *[[Father's Garage|FATHER'S GARAAAAAAAGE!]] | + | *"[[Father's Garage|FATHER'S GARAAAAAAAGE!]]" |
| − | *I think I'm sitting on a nail. | + | *"I think I'm sitting on a nail." |
| − | *THE [[Boobs|BUB]]ONIC PLAGUE! I'm | + | *"Oh, wait my leg's [[cock|cocked]]!" |
| − | *[[No|NO]]! Not plaque, plague! PLAGUE!!! | + | *"THE [[Boobs|BUB]]ONIC PLAGUE! I'm The Bubonic Plague!!" |
| − | *I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up, I want to be A TREE! Acorn becomes A TREE! Acorn becomes TREE! Acorn, [[TREE]]! | + | *"[[No|NO]]! Not plaque, plague! PLAGUE!!!" |
| − | *That's | + | *"'''JOOOONNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!'''" |
| + | *"I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up, I want to be A TREE! Acorn becomes A TREE! Acorn becomes TREE! Acorn, [[TREE]]!" | ||
| + | *"That's disturbing..." (Him after finding out that [[Ed]]'s parents took down his stairs to his kitchen because he's grounded and/or seeing [[hentai]].) | ||
| + | *"Oh, I feel it! '''I FEEL THE ADRENALINE BABY!!!!!!!!'''" (Double D having an orgasm.) | ||
| + | *"We could very well be on the cover of the next ''Intellectual Discoveries'' '''''Magazine'''''!" | ||
| + | *"Good [[God|'''Lord''']]!" | ||
| + | *"I CAN'T BREATHE!" | ||
| + | *"It's called a [[Sex|sex]]tant." | ||
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==Inventions Edd Made== | ==Inventions Edd Made== | ||
| − | Edd is famous for making many inventions. They are all [[illegal]] in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, Spain, Norway, Canada, [[ | + | Edd is famous for making many inventions. They are all [[illegal]] in [[Florida]], [[Texas]], Maine, [[New York]], Rhode Island, [[Pennsylvania]], Spain, Norway, [[Canada]], Egypt, [[China]], [[Japan]], The [[United Kingdom]] and [[The Moon]]. |
| − | *Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Accidentally destroyed by Eddy.) | + | *Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Accidentally destroyed by [[Eddy]].) |
| − | *Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in Spain.) | + | *Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in [[Spain]].) |
*Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by the real [[Mama Luigi]].) | *Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by the real [[Mama Luigi]].) | ||
*Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident.) | *Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident.) | ||
*iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea.) | *iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea.) | ||
| − | *The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew (A.K.A., NEBOMD) (Edd was sued by Homestar Runner because he drank too much of it and had to have three stomach transplants.) | + | *The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew (A.K.A., NEBOMD) (Edd was sued by Homestar Runner because he drank too much of it and had to have three stomach transplants. Was also sued by [[Pepsi]]Co for copyright infringement.) |
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by his | + | *Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by his Metal Mama Luigi 4.0.) |
| − | *Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by his | + | *Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by his Metal Mama Luigi 3.0.) |
*Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island.) | *Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island.) | ||
*Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a [[Dethklok]] performance. Destroyed by [[Dethklok]] themselves.) | *Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a [[Dethklok]] performance. Destroyed by [[Dethklok]] themselves.) | ||
| − | *Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed Japan and China. Died due to [[AIDS]].) | + | *Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed [[Japan]] and [[China]]. Died due to [[AIDS]].) |
*Ultra Metal Mama Luigi | *Ultra Metal Mama Luigi | ||
| + | *[[Rock TV]] (with help from [[King Koopa]] and [[Wizardheimer]]) | ||
*Clone of [[Jimi Hendrix]] (The only thing that isn't [[Uctions]] Edd made that isn't a threat to the world.) | *Clone of [[Jimi Hendrix]] (The only thing that isn't [[Uctions]] Edd made that isn't a threat to the world.) | ||
| − | *[[Unicron]] | + | *<s>[[Unicron]]</s> |
*/B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank.) | */B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank.) | ||
| − | *Tickle Me Emo (Turned little 5 year olds into | + | *Tickle Me [[Emo]] (Turned little 5 year olds into [[emo]]s and made everyone cut themselves.) |
| + | *Porygon (Gave seizures to [[Over 9000]] people in [[Japan]]. Died after [[Mario Head]] sued and destroyed it.) | ||
*[[Uctions]] | *[[Uctions]] | ||
*[[Anti-Uctions]] | *[[Anti-Uctions]] | ||
*[[You]] | *[[You]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *The Pokewalker (an effort to make fat kids get some exercise) |
| + | *[[Slippy Toad|A Dick Sucking Machine]] (destroyed when one of [[Slippy Toad]]'s ejaculating dildos was jammed into it.) | ||
| + | *[[Birdo|Another Dick Sucking Machine]] (Was mounted on a VW Beetle and turned in to a racing vehicle.) | ||
| + | *Your mother. | ||
| + | *Melonade | ||
| + | *Metal Haruhi (killed by real [[You]]) | ||
| + | *Metal [[Prince John]] (Killed by [[Robin Hood]], sued by [[Maid Marian]], and arrested by [[King Richard]].) | ||
| + | *The [[Xbox 360]] and the [[Wii|Wii U]]. | ||
| + | *The VCR. | ||
| + | *The first hydrogen bomb. | ||
| + | *The [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3dfx#Voodoo_Graphics_PCI 3dfx Voodoo Graphics card]. | ||
| + | *The [[bagel]] and the [[toaster]]. | ||
| + | *Many of Apple's products, including the Newton. | ||
[[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | [[Category:Characters - Geniuses]] | ||
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Characters - Appears in Ed, Edd n' Eddy]] |
| − | [[Category: | + | [[Category:Characters - Polish]] |
| + | [[Category:Wimps]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Criminals]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:43, 12 November 2019
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Edd is quite worried what the hell is going on in his father's garage.
Eddward Marion ██████, Edd for short (AKA Double D. We're not talking about the breast size or the character, Dee Dee) is the second member of the gang group, The Three Eds. He is the brains of the group. He usually wears a sock-like hat for no reason. What's under his hat remains to be known. He is in no relation to Ed and Eddy. His favourite word is 'No.'
Cultural Heritage: Polish-American
Trivia[edit]
- It is rumored that Edd is related to Bison's Arse.
- Edd is one of the few people who are actually aware that Toasters....toast BREAD, not toast.
- Despite his puny stature, Edd is capable of making VERY loud noises.
- Was rumored to be gay, but this was disproven after he was seen eating out Haruhi. (This was accompanied by some very VERY loud noises)
- However, this was shown he was only doing this to revive the ones who commited suicide.
- Owns a volcano. (Though it is defunct for a few years.)
- Was once a male-stripper, where he would go as far as getting himself entirely naked. Bart Simpson is jealous of him because of that.
- He often has sex with Ludwig von Koopa on Sundays and when drunk.
- Kissed Eddy while he was high.
- He once engaged in public nudity after getting high and complaining about the outside temperature.
- According to Jonny, he's GOT A CARD.
- He is not related to the smartest man ever, Julius Sumner Miller.
- He's the only person in the YouTube Poop world who knows that acorns become trees. Sad, isn't it?
- His cum is known to change colors. Spooky, eh?
- Got into a fight with Fat Mario for contradicting his beliefs about toasters toasting toast. They both Died in the end.
- We still don't know what's under his hat.
- We do, however, know that he doesn't like jokes involving sex, or at least sex jokes involving sextants.
- Eddy's brother once thought that he was Eddy's girlfriend. Weird, isn't it?
- He once demanded Ed to release his bogus on Eddy.
- Once formed a team with Johnny Bravo, I.R Baboon, Buttercup and Courage to rape and destroy all of Nickelodeon. They almost succeeded until Spongebob and Adolf Hitler arrested them and turned them all into Nazis.
Quotes[edit]
- "Toast doesn't go in a toaster, bread does."
- "FATHER'S GARAAAAAAAGE!"
- "I think I'm sitting on a nail."
- "Oh, wait my leg's cocked!"
- "THE BUBONIC PLAGUE! I'm The Bubonic Plague!!"
- "NO! Not plaque, plague! PLAGUE!!!"
- "JOOOONNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!"
- "I'm a little acorn, and when I grow up, I want to be A TREE! Acorn becomes A TREE! Acorn becomes TREE! Acorn, TREE!"
- "That's disturbing..." (Him after finding out that Ed's parents took down his stairs to his kitchen because he's grounded and/or seeing hentai.)
- "Oh, I feel it! I FEEL THE ADRENALINE BABY!!!!!!!!" (Double D having an orgasm.)
- "We could very well be on the cover of the next Intellectual Discoveries Magazine!"
- "Good Lord!"
- "I CAN'T BREATHE!"
- "It's called a sextant."
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Inventions Edd Made[edit]
Edd is famous for making many inventions. They are all illegal in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, Spain, Norway, Canada, Egypt, China, Japan, The United Kingdom and The Moon.
- Super-Suckin-Vacuum-Volcano (Accidentally destroyed by Eddy.)
- Super-Jumpin-Boots (Injured over 400 people in Spain.)
- Metal Mama Luigi (Destroyed by the real Mama Luigi.)
- Metal Mama Luigi 2.0 (Destroyed in a freak gardening accident.)
- iPoop (Edd was sued by Steve Jobs for stealing his idea.)
- The Never Ending Bottle of Mountain Dew (A.K.A., NEBOMD) (Edd was sued by Homestar Runner because he drank too much of it and had to have three stomach transplants. Was also sued by PepsiCo for copyright infringement.)
- Metal Mama Luigi 3.0 (Destroyed by his Metal Mama Luigi 4.0.)
- Metal Mama Luigi 4.0 (Destroyed by his Metal Mama Luigi 3.0.)
- Oiram Izan (Set fire to houses in Florida, Texas, Maine, New York, and Rhode Island.)
- Neo Mama Luigi (Killed over three-thousand people in Norway during a Dethklok performance. Destroyed by Dethklok themselves.)
- Nega-Godzilla (Half-destroyed Japan and China. Died due to AIDS.)
- Ultra Metal Mama Luigi
- Rock TV (with help from King Koopa and Wizardheimer)
- Clone of Jimi Hendrix (The only thing that isn't Uctions Edd made that isn't a threat to the world.)
Unicron- /B/lackup Machine (Destroyed half of Peach Creek and created Desu Jimmy, /b/-Johnny & /b/-Plank.)
- Tickle Me Emo (Turned little 5 year olds into emos and made everyone cut themselves.)
- Porygon (Gave seizures to Over 9000 people in Japan. Died after Mario Head sued and destroyed it.)
- Uctions
- Anti-Uctions
- You
- The Pokewalker (an effort to make fat kids get some exercise)
- A Dick Sucking Machine (destroyed when one of Slippy Toad's ejaculating dildos was jammed into it.)
- Another Dick Sucking Machine (Was mounted on a VW Beetle and turned in to a racing vehicle.)
- Your mother.
- Melonade
- Metal Haruhi (killed by real You)
- Metal Prince John (Killed by Robin Hood, sued by Maid Marian, and arrested by King Richard.)
- The Xbox 360 and the Wii U.
- The VCR.
- The first hydrogen bomb.
- The 3dfx Voodoo Graphics card.
- The bagel and the toaster.
- Many of Apple's products, including the Newton.
