From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Johnny Bravo is a stud who can kick any one's ASS. Despite his massive hunk of a body and extreme good looks, all the ladies he tried to impress ended up beating him half to death. Don't ask me, maybe they were just bitchy.
- His sunglasses
- His hair
- His mama
- Roy Koopa (Because he never takes off his sunglasses either.)
- Johnny Test (Just because of the fact that he's got his first name.)
- Bitches who won't go out with him.
- People messing up his hair.
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- "He's got my *insert Elvis-like noises here* name!"
- He is NEVER seen with his glasses off.