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[[image:floridamap.gif|200px|thumb|right|A map of modern day Florida.]]
 
[[image:floridamap.gif|200px|thumb|right|A map of modern day Florida.]]
 
'''Florida''' is a State of the [[United States]].
 
'''Florida''' is a State of the [[United States]].
  
 
==Geography==
 
==Geography==
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[[Image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|right|The flag of the very short lived "Republic of West Florida".]]
 
Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.
 
Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.
  
* The South: Known as the [[Penis|peninsula]]; is populated mainly with aging Yankees and central American immigrants.
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* The South: Known as the peninsula; is populated mainly with aging Yankees and central American immigrants.
 
* The North: Known as the pan handle; is populated mainly with [[:Category:Southerners|rednecks]] and escaped prisoners.
 
* The North: Known as the pan handle; is populated mainly with [[:Category:Southerners|rednecks]] and escaped prisoners.
  
==History==
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=== Major Cities===
[[Image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|right|The flag of the very short lived "Republic of West Florida".]]
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*Tallahassee (capital)
Florida was once populated solely by indigenous tribes until the 16th century when Spaniards began to colonize the region. Most of the Indians died off because they not could stand being near white guys.
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*Jacksonville
*1763: Spain succeeded Florida to the United Kingdom in a treaty.
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*[[Disney|Orlando]]
*1781: Spain ''regains'' Florida, however, through military conquest.
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*Tampa
*1810: Florida becomes an independent nation for three months.
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*[[Dolphins|Miami]]
*1822: It is decided that Florida is a territory of the United States because they are closer.  
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*[[Russia|St. Petersburg]]
*1822-1844: The United States kills a lot of Indians.
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*1845: Florida is made a state.
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==Economy==
*In 1971, Disney World opened for the first time; beginning efforts by certain people from the Northern parts of the U.S. to totally pussify Florida.
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[[image:Esther rolle.jpg|100px|thumb|right|Esther Rolle had some good times portraying Florida.]]
*1980: Roughly 125,000 Cubans immigrate to Miami in what is known as the Mariel Boatlift.  Of these 125,000 immigrants, about 25,000 have criminal records.
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Much of Florida's economy is based on tourism, [[1 Eyed Orange Mario|citrus]], and [[Star Trek|space travel]]. It's economy also consists of trading [[Magic Drugs]] to Colombia and Cigars to Cuba. Manufacturing companies assemble cutting edge aerospace products like [[Mario|Time Machines]], [[Dr. Robotnik|precious rocket ships that drift off into deep space]], [[Scratch|Industrial]] [[Grounder|robots]], and Atomic Relativity Boots that enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the Time Warp.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
[[image:Esther rolle.jpg|100px|thumb|left|bbbw and actress esther rolle was florida from 1974-1979.]]
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*Florida is also the character name of the female lead in [[The Seventies|the 1970's]] sitcom ''Good Times''.
*Florida is also the character name of the female lead in [[The Seventies|the 1970's]] sitcom "Good Times".
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*At one point, it was [http://www.cbssports.com/olympics/eye-on-olympics/24443051/it-is-colder-in-south-florida-than-it-is-at-the-winter-olympics colder in Florida than it was at the 2014 Winter Olympics].
[[File:BugskillsFlorida.gif|250px|right|thumb|[[Bugs Bunny]] doesn't like Florida.]]
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*In 1982 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_republic Key West seceded from the union] and declared [[war]] on the United States, whacking a sailor with [[Communist|Cuban]] bread. The country surrendered shortly after to the sailor and applied for a [[AbsoluteBillion|billion]] [[money|dollars]] in foreign aid.
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[[File:BugskillsFlorida.gif|250px|right|thumb|Whenever Florida elects a Republican by 0.00001% yet again, just call Bugs Bunny.]]
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==Poopers From Florida==
 
==Poopers From Florida==
 
*[[Hurricoaster]]
 
*[[Hurricoaster]]
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*[[Deepercutt]]
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*[[Cumulo25]]
 
*[[The Pope]]
 
*[[The Pope]]
 
*[[duderun14]]
 
*[[duderun14]]
*[[theFXexpert26]]
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*[[theFXexpert]]
 
*[[WoFC]]
 
*[[WoFC]]
 
*[[mullet]]
 
*[[mullet]]
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*[[kinglchigo]]
 
*[[kinglchigo]]
 
*[[moon]]
 
*[[moon]]
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*[[AngrySpongeBobGuy]]
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*[[KingHarky]]
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==Other Residents==
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*[[Wikipedia]]
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**Jimmy Wales
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*[[Hulk Hogan]]
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*[[Ray Sipe]]
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*Florida Man, the most unimpressive superhero of all time
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:States]]
 
[[Category:States]]

Latest revision as of 13:14, 24 November 2019

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A map of modern day Florida.

Florida is a State of the United States.

Geography[edit]

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The flag of the very short lived "Republic of West Florida".

Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.

  • The South: Known as the peninsula; is populated mainly with aging Yankees and central American immigrants.
  • The North: Known as the pan handle; is populated mainly with rednecks and escaped prisoners.

Major Cities[edit]

Economy[edit]

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Esther Rolle had some good times portraying Florida.

Much of Florida's economy is based on tourism, citrus, and space travel. It's economy also consists of trading Magic Drugs to Colombia and Cigars to Cuba. Manufacturing companies assemble cutting edge aerospace products like Time Machines, precious rocket ships that drift off into deep space, Industrial robots, and Atomic Relativity Boots that enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the Time Warp.

Trivia[edit]

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Whenever Florida elects a Republican by 0.00001% yet again, just call Bugs Bunny.

Poopers From Florida[edit]

Other Residents[edit]