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[[image:floridamap.gif|200px|thumb|right|A map of modern day Florida.]]
[[image:floridamap.gif|200px|thumb|right|a map of modern day Florida.]]
 
 
'''Florida''' is a State of the [[United States]].
 
'''Florida''' is a State of the [[United States]].
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==Geography==
 
==Geography==
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[[Image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|right|The flag of the very short lived "Republic of West Florida".]]
 
Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.
 
Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.
* The South: Known as the [[Penis|peninsula]] is populated mainly with aging yankees and central american immigrants.
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* The North: Known as the pan handle is populated mainly with [[:Category:Southerners|rednecks]] and escaped prisoners.
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* The South: Known as the peninsula; is populated mainly with aging Yankees and central American immigrants.
==History==
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* The North: Known as the pan handle; is populated mainly with [[:Category:Southerners|rednecks]] and escaped prisoners.
[[image:westflorida.png|250px|thumb|right|the flag of the very short lived republic of west florida.]]
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Florida was once populated solely by indigenous tribes until the 16th century when spaniards began to colonize the region. most of the indians died off because they not could stand being near white guys.
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=== Major Cities===
*1763 Spain ceded Florida to the united kingdom in a treaty.
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*Tallahassee (capital)
*1781 Spain regains Florida through military conquest.
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*Jacksonville
*1810 florida is an independent nation for three months
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*[[Disney|Orlando]]
*1822 it is decided that Florida is a territory of the United States because they are closer.
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*Tampa
*1822-1844 the United States kills a lot of indians
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*[[Dolphins|Miami]]
*1845 Florida is made a State
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*[[Russia|St. Petersburg]]
*in 1971 Disney World opened for the first time; beginning efforts by certain people from northern parts of the U.S to totally pussify Florida.
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==Economy==
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[[image:Esther rolle.jpg|100px|thumb|right|Esther Rolle had some good times portraying Florida.]]
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Much of Florida's economy is based on tourism, [[1 Eyed Orange Mario|citrus]], and [[Star Trek|space travel]]. It's economy also consists of trading [[Magic Drugs]] to Colombia and Cigars to Cuba. Manufacturing companies assemble cutting edge aerospace products like [[Mario|Time Machines]], [[Dr. Robotnik|precious rocket ships that drift off into deep space]], [[Scratch|Industrial]] [[Grounder|robots]], and Atomic Relativity Boots that enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the Time Warp.
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
[[image:Esther rolle.jpg|100px|thumb|left|bbbw and actress esther rolle was florida from 1974-1979.]]
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*Florida is also the character name of the female lead in [[The Seventies|the 1970's]] sitcom ''Good Times''.
*Florida is also the character name of the female lead in the 1970's sitcom good times.
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*At one point, it was [http://www.cbssports.com/olympics/eye-on-olympics/24443051/it-is-colder-in-south-florida-than-it-is-at-the-winter-olympics colder in Florida than it was at the 2014 Winter Olympics].
[[File:BugskillsFlorida.gif|250px|right|thumb|[[Bugs Bunny]] doesn't like Florida.]]
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*In 1982 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conch_republic Key West seceded from the union] and declared [[war]] on the United States, whacking a sailor with [[Communist|Cuban]] bread. The country surrendered shortly after to the sailor and applied for a [[AbsoluteBillion|billion]] [[money|dollars]] in foreign aid.
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[[File:BugskillsFlorida.gif|250px|right|thumb|Whenever Florida elects a Republican by 0.00001% yet again, just call Bugs Bunny.]]
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==Poopers From Florida==
 
==Poopers From Florida==
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*[[Hurricoaster]]
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*[[Deepercutt]]
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*[[Cumulo25]]
 
*[[The Pope]]
 
*[[The Pope]]
 
*[[duderun14]]
 
*[[duderun14]]
*[[theFXexpert26]]
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*[[theFXexpert]]
 
*[[WoFC]]
 
*[[WoFC]]
 
*[[mullet]]
 
*[[mullet]]
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*[[kinglchigo]]
 
*[[kinglchigo]]
 
*[[moon]]
 
*[[moon]]
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*[[AngrySpongeBobGuy]]
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*[[KingHarky]]
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==Other Residents==
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*[[Wikipedia]]
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**Jimmy Wales
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*[[Hulk Hogan]]
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*[[Ray Sipe]]
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*Florida Man, the most unimpressive superhero of all time
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[[Category:States]]

Latest revision as of 13:14, 24 November 2019

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A map of modern day Florida.

Florida is a State of the United States.

Geography[edit]

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The flag of the very short lived "Republic of West Florida".

Florida is comprised of two distinct parts.

  • The South: Known as the peninsula; is populated mainly with aging Yankees and central American immigrants.
  • The North: Known as the pan handle; is populated mainly with rednecks and escaped prisoners.

Major Cities[edit]

Economy[edit]

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Esther Rolle had some good times portraying Florida.

Much of Florida's economy is based on tourism, citrus, and space travel. It's economy also consists of trading Magic Drugs to Colombia and Cigars to Cuba. Manufacturing companies assemble cutting edge aerospace products like Time Machines, precious rocket ships that drift off into deep space, Industrial robots, and Atomic Relativity Boots that enable you to circle the planet at the speed of light and enter the Time Warp.

Trivia[edit]

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Whenever Florida elects a Republican by 0.00001% yet again, just call Bugs Bunny.

Poopers From Florida[edit]

Other Residents[edit]