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Revision as of 20:04, 25 March 2010
♫WAR, HUH! What is it good for?♫
LOTS OF THINGS!
Overview
War is a terrible good thing. Lots of people get to use guns and other cool military shit. As it is written the more the merrier, and that goes for war, too.
UNLESS ITS A FARM CAUSE THOSE PLACES SUCK!
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Instruments of War
- Guns
- Turrets
- Boolets
- Grenades
- Various Bombs
- Mines
- Rockets
- Missiles
- Various biological weapons
- All-terrain Vehicles (Such as Jeeps or Humvees.)
- Bomber Aircraft (Such as the B-52 Bomber.)
- Fighter Aircraft (Such as the F-14 Tomcat [shown at right].)
- Aircraft Carriers
- Battleships
- (Possibly) Sattelites
- Diplomacy (Which is for pussies that are weak and/or losing the war.)
- Surrender (in case all else fails, or if you are a pussy.)
The Uctions War
The current Youtube Poop War is the war of the Uctions. So far The King is dead, and Mario is about to die. The war is being produced by Feghoot Directed by Feghoot, and was started due to Chadwarden stealing Mario's supply of Uctions. The King is dead, no fucking kidding, okay?
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The Tiertex War
A very unknown but powerful war between Koopone and Tiertex (includes Spaced-Out Usagi). Koopone and his comrades hacked into the offices of the Manchester based company during production of one of their poop videos so he declared war with the company. They struck back by declaring that Professor Von Schlemmer had turned Makoto Kino into Misselaineous who was a forced singer for Koopone, however he had no memory recalling the memory and was on Koopone's side. Lots of missles were launched but Brian Blessed stopped the war single handedly by making Tiertex a company who makes mobile phone games. The only war that Feghoot wasn't involved with.
The Wild Mineral World War One
A very brief war broke out in YouTube recently between George The Volcano, against the rest of YouTube. George had been filling his water with water in order to mass produce an army of imperfect George Clones to take over YouTube. Mario and Luigi were originally supposed to stop him, but they forgot what they were supposed to be doing. Freakazoid was instead dispatched to deal with him, where he brought him down by arguing that people don't like water until George spontaneously combusted.
The Dinner War
The Dinner War was a war fought between the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule in the summer of 1987. It started in May of 1987 when the Princess refused to buy dinner for King Harkinian. The King ordered the bombing of the Mushroom Kingdom the day afterwards, as he loves dinner, and was denied dinner. Some of the casualties were Mama Luigi (the traitor was killed by Yoshi in his F-14 Tomcat), Gwonam (also shot-down by Yoshi), Morton (killed by Link), and countless others. In the end, in September of 1987, the Mushroom Kingdom forces moved-in and captured the King Harkinian, who signed a treaty that gave a part of Hyrule to the Mushroom Kingdom.
After the Dinner War, King Harkinian would declare another war as a result of dinner...
Dinner War Two
Dinner War Two was sparked when King Harkinian was denied dinner by the Shogun of Dinosaur Land in the winter of 1987/1988. King Harkinian ordered the bombing of Dinosaur Land as a result. However, unlike the cheap, rusty bombers Hyrule had in the previous Dinner War, this time they had shiny new bombers built by the Soviet Union. Despite this, the bombers were detected by RADAR, and missiles were launched at them, destroying all of Hyrule's new bombers, and putting Hyrule in debt with the Soviet Union (which caused the King to respond "Shit!"). Despite this, King Harkinian still proceeded with the war, using shiny new MIG-29s to perform airstrikes. This failed when they were engaged and destroyed by Yoshies in U.S. Navy surplus Tomcats. Eventually, all of Hyrule's military forces were exausted, and King Harkinian was again captured, in February of 1988. Wario, the then-current treasurer of Dinosaur Land, calculated damaged to be Billions of Dollars, which still hasn't been payed back.
The Famicom Wars
A Famicom (NES) war strategy game made by Nintendo. The Red Stars and the Blue Moons fight a war against each other.
