Enclosed Instruction Book

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The Enclosed Instruction Book is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and The Life Story of Dr. Robotnik to the top 3. It is the only other thing Fat Mario is obsessed with, besides uctions, fat, and toast. The Enclosed Instruction book contains

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Fat Mario saying the most infamous "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the Enclosed Instruction Book."

unmeasurable power, and could even best Captain Falcon. Only the ORIGINAL copy of the Enclosed Instruction Book, owned by Fat Mario, contains power; the sold copies just contain the information on the pages of the book for you to read. The original Enclosed Instruction Book is part of the sacred trilogy of books.

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Fat Mario holding the Holy Book

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Gay Luigi's page in the holy book. Notice how they misspelled Regular.

The only thing that can defeat God Luigi.

Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book

• Gay Luigi
• Bowser
• The Princess
• Yoshi
• Dr. Robotnik
• Scratch (mostly for masturbating to the gay porn pictures.)
• Grounder (though he only looks at the pictures & masturbates to them.)
• Dr. Wily
• Jafar
• You
• Wizardheimer
• Seymour
• Hinata (Unfortunately she defiled the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss Kenshiro.)
• Kenshiro (He didn't find it very interesting though.)
• Soundwave (He denounced it as inferior, though.)
• Earthworm Jim
• You
• Oogtar (he drew pictures of naked men on page 14)

Rumors say that the enclosed instruction book consists of articles from this very wiki.