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Coca-Cola
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Coca-Cola is a soda that was created in Atlanta, Georgia, USA. It is one of the most recognised brands on earth, and there is even a Coca-Cola museum in Atlanta dedicated to it. Their only true rival is Pepsi (formerly called Pepsi-Cola), which was really popular during the Great Depression.
It goes great with pizza, as well as cheeseburgers and various Japanese foods.
It is also the official Cola of the Olympic Games.
Background
Coca-Cola was first invented by John Pemberton, a Georgian chemist/pharmacist, in 1886. It was first sold at Jacob's Pharmacy at the soda fountain as a cure-all elixir. Even though it didn't cure anything, it was still delicious, causing it to become popular. Eventually, it was bottled and produced around the United States, then the world. In 1985, though, they changed the formula, only to change it back quickly due to public pressure.
Nowadays, it is the most well known brand on earth, and is the greatest in Koridai.
Liked By
- Soda Popinski
- Max Headroom (Is always telling you to "Catch the Wave")
- Yoshi
- Santa Claus
- Polar Bears
- Actually, any creature from the North Pole.
- The Beatles (no joke!)
- Bill Cosby (Once advertised Coke. Was replaced with Max Headroom.)
- Customer Service
- Dry Bones
- M. Bison (This is delicious! Yes! Yes!)
- Cokeologists
- You
- Me
- Yumi
- Fat People
- Grant Hill (Grant Hill Drinks Sprite?! Grant Hill Drinks Sprite.)
- Marty McFly (also drinks Tab in addition to Pepsi Free.)
- Paula Abdul (likes Diet Coke.)
- John Cage
- American soldiers during World War II
- Mean Joe Greene
- New York Yankees fans (mainly because of an incident on opening day that caused them to protest Pepsi.)
- Druggies who think it still contains cocaine
- Nearly Everyone
Disliked By
- PepsiCo
- Arseholes
- Retards
- Bowser Jr.
- Mike Tyson (Was once seen in a Diet Pepsi commercial.)
- Optimus Prime
- Haruhi Suzumiya (She once got knocked out by someone throwing a Coca-Cola can on her head. Yes, really.)
- People who want to be healthy.
Products
- Coca-Cola [Classic]
- Diet Coke/Coca-Cola Light
- New Coke/Coke II (Discontinued 2002, though still available in American Samoa)
- Sprite
- Georgia Coffee (Japan)
- Tab (Not discontinued, contrary to public belief.)
- Coke Zero
- Fanta
- Vanilla Coke (Was eventually discontinued, only to come back again by popular demand.)
- Cherry Coke
- Mellow Yellow
- Barq's Root Beer
- Powerade
- Vitamin Water
- Dasani
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