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NinjaCoachZ

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Name: NinjaCoachZ
Real Name: Magistrate Windsor
Sex: Male
Country: Canada

First Poop: Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics
Preferred Sources: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, Elite Beat Agents, Homestar Runner, various anime, Transformers
Preferred Methods: Rape Rave, Stutter Loop, Stare Down, Tech
Preferred Software: Adobe Premiere Elements 7, Windows Movie Maker

In Short

Some Canadian guy who happens to make poops. He also loves fighting games and Transformers too much for his own good. The end.

History

NinjaCoachZ as a teenager. Really.

Now, how did I discover Youtube Poop? Well, first I went to a few Sonic fansites and learned about Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. I then thought it looked interesting, so I went to Youtube to watch a few episodes, such as SSSSS Squad, Lovesick Sonic, Sonic Breakout (so far the most prolific episode to appear in my videos) and Robo-Ninjas. After doing that, I found a video called, "Robotnik on the Toilet." Intrigued by the title, I decided to click on it, but I was disappointed, it was a random garglemesh of Robotnik clips piled together and played in slow-motion! Then, I found "Robotnik Becomes Prime Minister", "Ganon is Mr. Bigglesworth", "The Birds of Koridai" and "Sonic Can't Play Baseball", among others. Still intrigued, I decided to search for more of these crazy videos, and that's how I ended up here.

Indeed, I have been lurking around since 2007, so long ago, I remember being devastated when Tenjic (one of my favourite poopers) was banned. And before WalrusGuy was popular. Then I finally decided to test out Windows Movie Maker and I made my first Youtube Poop in summer 2008. I use Adobe Premiere Elements now; much more reliable.

Although at first I used a more linear style of pooping, I was influenced by other poops such as "Meet the Artillery" "Robotnik Travels to Route 224" and "The Gradual Mental Traumatization of a Kids' Show Host". My style is much more crazy now, but I occasionally slip back into my old one for laughs.

Nowadays, my videos come much less frequently since I don't have as much free time and I can't install Adobe Premiere Elements on my laptop (doesn't recognize the serial number for whatever reason). However, though I can no longer guarantee releasing poops on weekdays, I get plenty of time to make new ones on weekends.

Hey cool, I made a collab. Awesome.

Copyright Issues

One of his videos (Mr. Bean's Christmas Extravaganza) was removed due to copyright. Damn. Oh well, that poop wasn't exactly a classic anyway.

First poop seen

Robotnik on the Toilet

Some favourites of his

These are NinjaCoachZ's personal favourite YTPs that weren't made by himself.

First poop made

I forget the very first Youtube Poop I made, but the first one I posted was as mentioned above, Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics. The earliest one made that I can think of is probably, "An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ."

The closest thing to a poop I ever made before that was a video making fun of the Naruto Revolution 2 trailer, but I never posted it because it was really just a test. And it sucked hard.

Style

Tends to shuffle around the order of the episode, etc. and edit it heavily. Most of my older poops were more linear and relied on a single episode/source. Generally, my poops are more "classic" and somewhat 2007/2008-ish, rather than being a flood of distortions.

Preferred Sources

Preferred Methods

  • Stutter Loop
  • Deja Vu (Sometimes includes callbacks to previous poops, such as "Somebody must have forgotten to lock the gate at the petting zoo!", Scott getting hit in the crotch or abused nearly every time he appears, etc.)
  • Rape Rave (diminishing)
  • Stare Down (occasionally)
  • Tech

Preferred Tech

I used Windows Movie Maker for most of my earlier videos, currently using Adobe Premiere Elements as of my Bleach YTP. Audacity is used for some things like minor sound editing. Currently, Movie Maker is used for videos that require no effort, such as "The Youtube Poop New Year's Spectacular!"

Likes

Dislikes

  • Arufonzu
  • WalrusGuy's later videos (except for the one with Link getting a job at Gwonam's restaurant). On the other hand, his older videos and games/animations like "Saunich der Heijhaug" are good with me.
  • Fullmetal Alchemist
  • Overly-long poops
  • LittleKuriboh
  • Twilight
  • Lucky Star, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, and Azumanga Daioh.
  • Ed, Edd, & Eddy (as a poop source, he can't stand it. He has not seen the show itself enough to judge it.)
  • Some Sony Vegas poops, namely because everybody uses it.
  • Yaoi
  • Fangirls who look for shipping opportunities in everything.
  • Mortal Kombat
  • Ryu and Ken spammers.
  • His unluckiness

Nicknames

"NiggaCockZ." ~seanvol in the "corrupt the above username" thread on YouChew Poop.

"NinjaCouchZ." ~HMTcomp making a typo. Repeatedly.

"NCZ-san..." ~A user on the Transformers wiki.

"(The) Coach." ~Crazy Luigi, mainly when I became a sysop.

Reception

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A YouTube user watching one of NinjaCoachZ's videos.
  • Most of my videos have been received well, particularly my more recent videos.
  • Emperor Ing enjoyed The Kite of Lourage.
  • Miss10 said that Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics - HD Remix "wasn't bad for a long poop".
  • RobochaoXX referred to one of my Chewiki articles (Dracula), as "easily the funniest article here".

Criticism

Not much, though (some self-criticism here) I tend to have some things go on a bit too long. Also, LittleKuriboh hates me. But he was the one who claimed that one of my videos "didn't qualify as a poop" despite having little familiarity with it, so I just laugh it off.

Chewiki user Yoshit called me a "douchebag". I love you too, honey.

Once got flamed by a bunch of angry Twilight fantards for criticizing a Twilight poop that consisted of nothing but replacing dialogue with overused Internet memes.

And I rant too much about stuff that I'm into at the time. This has been criticized by some.

Achievements

  • Is amazed his videos get any views at all.
  • On February 8th, 2009, "Scratch's Hot, Sticky Fluids" became my most viewed poop with 1,000 views. It currently has over 15,000 views and they're still rising (though he sometimes wishes people watched his other, more creative videos instead, as he doesn't want to seem like a "one-hit wonder").
  • First person to use the Funimation Update Quickie, Street Fighter (game), Marvel Vs. Capcom 2, Hayate the Combat Butler, and Elite Beat Agents in a full poop.
  • Boogidyboo, RetardedAnimeParody, IAMTRONBONNE, DaftPunkYoshi, Triple sSs, HotFriedSkadoosh and some other guys subscribed to me. Huttah!
  • Nearly 80 subscribers. Yes.
  • WalrusGuy favourited a video on my alt. By some coincidence, views of said video have skyrocketed. (Oh, what delicious irony that's involved.)
  • 15,000 views on "Scratch's Hot Sticky Fluids", 7,000 views on "Sonic Explains the Meaning of Life", 5,000 views on "Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten", and somehow got over 1,000 views on "Maria has a Nightmare!" and 2,000 for "The Worst Song Ever". Not sure how.
  • Created the SNK Collab.

Fans

Associates

In Real Life

Influenced by

Poop Listing

The Best of the Best

  • Sonic and Robotnik at the Robolympics - November 8, 2008 - This is the first poop I uploaded; back in the old days when I first made it, I thought it was comedy genius, but now, after all my other videos have come and gone, it's not so funny anymore. It's still a classic though, and was my most viewed YTP video (with a whopping 1000 views!) Primary source: Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episode "Robolympics".
    • [1] - The HD remake of this video, made with Adobe Premiere Elements.
  • An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ - This was going to be my first CD-i poop, but I got bored after a while, mostly because CD-i has been done to death, so I threw in random clips with the flimsiest connection to anything at all and added a few jokes, so it was more akin to an older, more confusing poop. It's still one of my favourites.
  • Dr. Robotnik Flunks Dental School - My first Youtube Poop using only Robotnik clips and some miscellaneous stuff.
  • Scott has AIDS - This is the second Youtube Poop I made with Adobe Premiere, and the first ever to entirely use clips from various Funimation anime and the Funimation Update Quickies. The feel of it was similar to "two YTPs in one", as it used two sources that did not blend together or interact with each other. Primary sources: 11/24/08 and 12/22/08 Funimation Update Quickies.

Note: Link is now broken; NinjaCoachZ has deleted the poop due to it being mediocre.

  • The Worst Song Ever - The first Elite Beat Agents poop in the world... hopefully. I was influenced a lot by ManWith10Toes' videos, so the editing is a bit more simple and random. I like it. Primary source: Elite Beat Agents stage 11 (La La).
  • The Cheat Commandos' Enlightening Desert Adventure - My first Homestar poop in a while. Not too bad, and contains some use of Jizz In My Pants. Primary source: Homestar Runner episode "Cheat Command-O's".
  • Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten - My third, longest and best next-best Robotnik poop. Not much else to say, although it's one of my finest, no doubt. Contains one of my favourite quotes in every poop video I've made: "Dinner in the morning is BREAKFAST!" Also banned in some countries. Primary source: Various Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes.
  • ROBOTNIK EATS 300 POUNDS OF HAM - My most recent and best Robotnik poop. Available in widescreen and HD. Primary source: Various Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes.
  • Owen Wilson VS Bruce Lee - The only Street Fighter game poop in the whole world. Until YTPHaruko made one of Bison's teeth. Still, I was the first, right!? Primary source: Super Street Fighter II.
  • Street Fighter IV: Special YTP Edition - The first full-length poop made by me since The Kite of Lourage. Also probably the first instance of nudity in any of my videos, from Chun-Li in the shower. Yes, I expect it to be flagged by some squeamish, easily-offended viewer but who cares. Primary source: Street Fighter IV character trailer.
  • Shit Nihon Kikaku: SNK Collab - I've entered several collabs in the past, but this is the first one I've created. Overall, a good batch of poops, although some people didn't send theirs in time. My entry was a poop of Samurai Shodown V.
  • Wreck-Gar: Darer of Stupidity - My first video to feature Transformers Animated as the main source. As you can guess by the title, it revolves around Wreck-Gar and is the first poop to do so. It has received positive response and remains one of my favourite videos. Primary source: Transformers Animated episode "Garbage In, Garbage Out".
  • That Decepticon Dirty Bird Laserbeak ft. Ironhide and Carly - And here's my first video to use the first Transformers cartoon as the main source. 4 minutes long, and contains a good deal of in-jokes. Despite the name, it is not a YTPMV; I merely picked the name because it was funny. Primary source: The Transformers episode "The Immobilizer".
  • Orson Welles Presents: Zacko the Clown and His Insane Posse - My first poop to use Disney's The Suite Life on Deck and my first to contain an appearance by Orson Welles. The editing in this video is a step up from my usual fare, so there's something that makes it stand out. Orson Welles bookends it, and yes, the title is an Insane Clown Posse reference. Primary source: The Suite Life on Deck episode "Marriage 101".

All the Rest

These videos either suck or I don't have anything special to say about them.

Name Date Uploaded Length
Kids, There's Nothing More Cool Than... 11-8-08 1:33
This is What Happens When I Get Bored 11-13-08 1:23
ROBOTNIK 11-22-08 0:09
Bobobo Pours Meat Tenderizer Down His Pants 11-27-08 4:05
Scratch's Hot, Sticky Fluids 12-15-08 0:12
Mr. Bean's Christmas Extravaganza 12-20-08 0:51
Sonic Explains the Meaning of Life 12-23-08 0:14
Tite Kubo's Cornucopia of Craziness 12-26-08 3:37
The Youtube Poop New Years' Celebration! 12-31-08 0:30
TENTEN PANDAWARD 1-16-09 0:10
Tropical Wheats 2-6-09 0:51
Andy Pandatelli is the worst announcer ever 2-10-09 0:43
Swedish Robotnik Goes to an Anime Convention 2-19-09 0:56
Interesting 2-22-09 0:07
Joel comes out 2-23-09 0:13
Robotnik and Dhalsim's Sexy Harem 3 2-24-09 1:44
Link is Pondering 3-1-09 0:36
Me too 3-12-09 0:09
Maria has a Nightmare! 3-19-09 0:46
STINKOMAN RECEIVES ETERNAL DAMNATION 4-1-09 0:48
reverse 4-16-09 0:04
Diaries of the Scott 4-23-09 0:48
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku 4-29-09 0:09
The Kite of Lourage 5-17-09 2:32
A bluehaired anime man pesters a masked luchador 6-21-09 0:41
Ian has a seizure 9-7-09 1:07
The Yipes and the Marcap 10-14-09 0:46
Street Fighter IV - Electric Boogaloo 12-22-09 1:28
Is this the end? 12-30-09 0:04
Jin goes to heaven 12-30-09 1:16
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE FORGOTTEN TO LOCK THE GATE AT THE PETTING ZOO 2-17-10 2:59

Collaborations

NinjaCoachZ has contributed poops for the following collabs.

Scrapped YTPs

Of course, not all of NinjaCoachZ's videos saw the light of day. Some were completed but never uploaded due to low quality or technical problems, and others were abandoned partway through due to lack of interest. Here are a few of his scrapped videos.

    • Hikaru no Go YTP: A poop of Hikaru no Go. Scrapped due to me not having any decent ideas.
    • Bobobo YTP 2: A YTP of the first Bobobo episode. Completed and rendered, but was deemed a failure and never uploaded. The intro was too long and had no gags, too many parts were unedited, and overall, it wasn't funny.
    • Elite Beat Agents YTP: Various things intending to corrupt the Elite Beat Agents dancing to Canned Heat. Since APE doesn't support the audio for most of my EBA videos, was made with Windows Movie Maker, and as such, sucked. It was not completed, and "The Worst Song Ever" is a spiritual successor of sorts.
    • Hayate the Combat Butler video: Let's just say it's hard to poop something that's only available in Japanese. This one was completed, and though I thought it was good, CoolKirby113 didn't. Looking back on it, it was terrible, although one idea made its way into "NinjaCoachZ's 30th Video Spectacular".
    • Two random videos: Two random videos in the style of "An Unnatural, Surreal Voyage into the Mind of NinjaCoachZ" and "This is What Happens When I Get Bored". They were awesome (the first in particular), and had some great ideas, but wouldn't save no matter how much garbage I cut for time. Sucks, because the first was epic great at the time, probably not so great at this time.
    • Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten prototype: A Robotnik YTP that had a few ideas that were later used in "Dr. Robotnik Teaches Kindergarten", and a few that were axed altogether due to me not remembering them.
    • Homestar Runner video: A YTP of various Homestar Runner toons which, again, wouldn't save. Not to be confused with my other ones.
    • Street Fighter IV poop: Failed because it caused APE to lag. To compensate, a poop of Super Street Fighter II was made, entitled Owen Wilson VS Bruce Lee.
    • "Link Writes A Comic Book": This video was to be unlike any of my others; it would carry a full-length (3 minute) narrative revolving around Link writing a comic book, and though it [Link's comic] was successful, it made King Harkinian a laughingstock, causing him to go crazy, and Link finally using "monkey magic" to save them all. Though it was completed and even given a title, unspecified technical problems (which I am still unsure of today) prevented it from rendering properly, so it was never uploaded to YouTube. Of course, much of the sentence mixing was highly primitive due to it being made in Movie Maker, it had a few Paint Jobs and some not very funny jokes, so I might have been doing my fans a small favor.
  • An exception was the Scott has AIDS remake (now known as Diaries of the Scott), which was forgotten for a while, then revived and used as an entry for AmiralMachin's "Bad Poop Made Good" collab. There are some other poops I have made (such as a Homestar Runner poop that was made in late summer 2009) that have halted production and may or may not be revived.

Trivia

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NinjaCoachZ is known for being a huge pervert.
  • Procrastinates a lot on things.
  • Sometimes includes rejected ideas for poops in other poops.
  • Formerly had a bunch of non-poop videos on his account, but as he matured as a pooper he either deleted them or moved them to an alternate account.
  • Is somewhat sensitive to criticism.
  • He is lucky yet unlucky at the same time.
  • Fears downloading roms will get him arrested.
  • He was on TV three times as a child.
  • Despite being a fan of X-Men, Batman, etc., and a fan of Marvel Vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes, he does not consider himself a comic book reader, only having seen the films, TV series, video games, etc.
  • If you see an arcade machine with "NCZ" on the scoreboards, that's him.
  • Is brown (i.e. partly white, partly black). And apparently he's got Scottish, Jamaican, Danish, and Indian ancestry. Really? Heh. Cool.
  • Ruthie claims that he gets no attention because he's not female.

Links

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