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Name: YTStaff ComeAtMe
Real Name: Ashley
Sex: Female
Country: USA
First Poop: THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
Year Started: 2010
Preferred Sources: Furby Island, Greeny Phatom, Dr. Rabbit
Preferred Software: Sony Vegas
YouTube Account: ytstaffcomeatme
Alternate YouTube Account: GodCyclops
YTStaff ComeAtMe (real name Ashley) is a girl who makes these shitty videos we know today YouTube Poops. She makes NewTube Poops quite a lot, and might have the most NewTube Poops out of anyone in the community.
History
One fateful day, Ashley, YouTube name drugamin (at the time) was lurking around YouTube when she found a thing called YouTube Poop. She thought "What the fuck?". She clicked it and laughed at what she saw. She looked for more of this crazy shit and decided to make some of her own.
Ashley uploaded her first YTP, called "THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED", in 2010. This video wasn't actually a normal THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED-type video, and was basically just a bunch of Mario clips piled together with Sony Vegas effects. Ashley is deeply ashamed that it was her first YTP. Fortunately for her, the video is long gone. She continued to make YouTube Poops until drugamin was suspended in early 2011. She then moved onto the MrTomato26 account. The home of some of Ashley's former favorite poops were housed on the account. These were mainly Powerpuff Girls poops, and some poops you could not even see due to Vegas Movie Studio 9(?)'s poor MP4 support. Eventually, she began taking a hiatus for whatever reason, and most videos uploaded during that time was non YTP-related material. A couple days after she posted a video criticizing the new YouTube layout, the MrTomato26 account was suspended. Ashley then moved to her third account, WondersOfLifeFan. She posted several My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic poops and Sparta Remixes, however, this account's focus was later changed. She began using a new account called KingOfEpicPeople for YTPs until that channel changed focus as well, moves Ashley deeply regrets. She currently wishes she could find a way to close down the WondersOfLifeFan and KingOfEpicPeople accounts. She then began taking another hiatus from YTPs before creating a new account named ComputerGuy6545, which got suspended really quickly. She then created the YTStaffComeAtMe account. The name was chosen as a homage to an Xbox Live gamertag owned by MinnesotaBurns, a Call of Duty trolling channel which was popular at the time. She began experimenting more on the YTSTaffComeAtMe channel. After experiencing a string of family and friends dying in the final months of 2013, she took another hiatus before returning on June 17, 2014 when she uploaded JUST HOW FAR WILL COLGATE GO TO SCAR US FOR LIFE?, therefore marking her return to the YTP community. This was perhaps the longest time she has ever had of constant YTP-making. On November 5, 2015, she announced that he was taking a hiatus from YouTube Poop due to personal issues. On July 11, 2016, after an eight month long hiatus from the YTStaffComeAtMe channel, she finally uploaded a new YouTube Poop, Doctor Conquest Accidentally Unleashes A Portal To The 275th Dimension, followed by Mama Luigi Eradicates YouTube Poop Once And For All two days later, marking her return from a fourth hiatus (which honestly has to be some kind of world record).
Style
When she first began YTPing, her style consisted of random clips piled together and edited in any way possible visually. She normally refrains from using Ear Rape, preferring techniques Pitch Shifting, Speed Up/Slow Down and Erosion. She has, however, used ear rape in the past, mainly during Tennis matches. She has experimented with different styles without the years.
Preferred Sources
Preferred Methods
Reception
Her reception is incredibly mixed throughout the community. Some of her works, such as The Wiggles Have A Bad LSD Trip have received positive reception, while others such as What Jack Thompson Does In Private have received negative reception. Some other videos such as Liv and Maddie Go Bad received mixed reception.
Criticism
Ashley has been criticized for not swearing in her poops, and has also been criticized for a small lack of originality in some videos. Her most popular video, Starfire, Beast Boy and Cyborg Try To Kill Robin, is met with extremely polarizing reception throughout the community. Some love it, others, such as Ashley herself, despise it, with her going as far to say MARY MOO COW IS REPLACED WITH BIG BILL HELL'S CARS was a better poop (Ashley is not fond of MARY MOO COW IS REPLACED WITH BIG BILL HELL'S CARS either).
Achievements
- Created the first ever YTPs using Shake It Up, Jessie, The Haunted Hathaways, Total Drama All-Stars, a Furby commercial from 1998, Liv and Maddie, Dog With A Blog, the Mooshka Doll commercial, Four Weddings, Furby Island and Catfish: The TV Show as sources. Due to all of these NewTube Poops (eleven total), it has said that she has mastered the sacred art of NewTube Poop.
- Her YTP FORBIDDEN GREENY PHATOM EPISODE was the subject of two trollpastas.
- Has been subscribed by two semi-popular YTPers: iDuckFilms and Imageny.
- She has actually talked to the voice actor of Maddie from Furby Island.
- Caused the hate of TheGarrettMaster11 to skyrocket to its height; something Garrett still bothers her about to this day.
List of Poops She Remembers She Made
drugamin
- THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
MrTomato26
- THIS VIDEO MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL
- The Amazing World of Gumball Intro in G Major
- MAD Intro in G Major
- Max and Ruby Intro in G Major
- TURN EVIL DAY, THIS STINKS!
- EARLY DISMISSAL FROM POKEY OAKS, HOW EXCITING!
- 2012 IS COMING!!
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?! (Sparta Remix)
WondersOfLifeFan
- Fluttershy Becomes A Minotaur
- DISCORD FAILS TO CORRUPT FLUTTERSHY...again
- The Death Shuffle
- Jessie and Creepy Connie Eat Luke
- Tennis: WOLF vs. Silverstreak (Round 1)
- Tennis: WOLF vs. Silverstreak (Round 3)
- Pinkie Pie's Horrible Attempt to Destroy The World
- GIVE ME THAT BOOK! (Sparta Remix)
- WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!?! (Sparta Remix)
- Robotnik Becomes a Stupidface
- YOUR GOING TO LOVE ME!!! (Sparta Creepy Remix)
- Pinkie Pie has a crying Sparta Remix
KingOfEpicPeople
- Copyright School Closes Down
YTStaff ComeAtMe
- South Park Intro in G Major
- Wereprechaun (Sparta Remix) (removed)
- The Haunting Part of the Internet
- Rap Rat's Ear Killing Extravaganza!
- SUPAH MARIA BROTHAS SUPAH SHOW
- POTTY TRAINING FOR DUMMIES
- Dr. Rabbit - The Retarded Pedophile (removed)
- Rap Rat Will Sue Your Town (Tennis vs. GiggsWearsPants Round 1)
- THE ONLY HAUNTED HATHAWAYS POOP ANYONE HAS EVER MADE (removed)
- A Guy Traumatizes Some Teenagers
- CopperCab Insults His Own Race
- Si Starts A Religion
- Furby Steals Kids' Faces
- ZOMBIE FURBY
- Charlie Brown's
ChristmasThanksgiving Extravaganza! - The Lost Arthur Episode (removed)
- D.W. SPINS AROUND WHILE I PLAY VERY FITTING MUSIC
- Dr. Rabbit Teaches You To Die
- Dr. Rabbit's Strange Multiple Personality Disorder
- VOLVIC PEE IS GOOD FOR YOU
- Dr. Rabbit Hates One Direction
- MARY MOO COW IS REPLACED WITH BIG BILL HELL'S CARS
- Dr. Rabbit Loses It
- Dr. Rabbit Gives Kids Marijuana
- Liv and Maddie Go Bad
- Avery Jennings' Stutterfest
- Mooshka Dolls are TERRIFYING (removed)
- What Jack Thompson Does In Private
- D.W. Is A Slave (made private)
- Team Umizoomi Traumatizes And Kills An Elephant
- Stupid Webkinz Insult Everyone
- Duck Commander Insults 80% Of Their Fanbase
- Dr. Rabbit says stupid and hilarious things
- Wubbzy Skips School (blocked by Viacom)
- 56,000 Weddings
- George The Volcano's Chocolate Rain
- Stupid Cars (removed)
- BOB THE BUILDER AND WENDY'S VACATION
- The Death of Dr. Rabbit
- Chocolate With Crap (blocked by Viacom)
- Some Woman Talks About A School Dress Code
- Sonic Insults His Brother
- Phil Robertson Murders The A&E Executives
- Death Threat Elmo
- MARCELL FRICKIN TOING
- The Little Idiot
- Genesis of Doc McStuffins
- Greeny Phatom Destroys The Store
- A Public Service Announcement Gone Wrong
- The Bankruptcy of Dr. Rabbit
- Tinfoilbot Hates His Fans
- FORBIDDEN GREENY PHATOM EPISODE
- Scott's Pizza Gives Him A Headache
- JUST HOW FAR WILL COLGATE GO TO SCAR US FOR LIFE?
- will little guy comwe when turtle fly?
- Cyborg, Beast Boy and Starfire Try To Kill Robin
- Elsa Ignites A Zombie Attack On The Candy Kingdom
- Anna Tries To Save The Candy Kingdom From The Zombie Infection
- Olaf's Infinite Stupidity Kills Everyone And Everything
- Furby Island Is Found And Eaten By Two Children
- Catfish Becomes A Front For Pedophiles To Find Children
- Doctor Conquest Commits The Genocide Of The Furbys With A 4-Wheeler
- Gwonam Goes Crazy While The King Acts Like Homsar
- U.N. Owen Was Robotnik
- The Cutie Mark Crusaders Learn The Joy Of Destruction Through Six Horses
- Robotnik Changes His Avatar To Sonata Dusk
- Twilight Sparkle discovers another universe within a mirror
- A Boy And His Rocket
- Clarence Makes Breakfast, Hypnotizes His Mom And Kills A Mountain Lion Simultaneously
- Little Guy Is Gay
- A Crazy Day In The Lives Of The Human Inhabitants Of Furby Island
- WIDE WORLD PLAY OF DAY
- you stink walrus guy
- Little Guy's House Gets Blown Up By Gree Guy
- The Beatles Unknowingly Sing A Crappy Top 40 Song
- Garrett Simmers Finally Airs His Body Language
- Garrett Simmers Comes Out Of The Closet And Discusses His Hypocricy
- Maddie Finds Out That E-Loh Is A Psychotic Murderer Only Two Seconds Before The Furby Kills Her
- Little Guy Uses Makeup To Become Blackface To Gain The Favor Of Black Supremacist Groups
- Sylvester The Talking Cat Wishes For His Owner To Confuse His Black Lab Puppy
- The Wiggles Have A Bad LSD Trip
- Mametchi Develops Symptoms of the Tamagotchi Effect
- dahvie vanity takes screamo lessons
- maddie goes back to the future
- Doctor Conquest Accidentally Unleashes A Portal To The 275th Dimension
- Mama Luigi Eradicates YouTube Poop Once And For All
GodCyclops
- BANNED FURBY COMMERCIAL - Trap Video, waiting a few seconds will reveal Rainbow Dash's Hot, Sticky Fluids as the real video.
- Furby Island Commercial (2005) - Another Trap Video.
- THE GENIE DECIDES TO DO STUFF OUT OF CHARACTER FOR HIM - Entry for the Robin Williams Collab. Later removed.
- furby time - Round 1 of a YouTube Poop Tennis match with NationOfOranges696 that Nation later pulled out if due to life issues.
- Cam And Sat Aren't Very Fond of Candy Crush - Reupload of "Sam and Cat Aren't Very Fond of Candy Crush" but in a TV to prevent Viacom from DMCAing it again. About a year after the video's release, Viacom DMCA'd it again.
- MADDIE AND TY'S VEG REPLACEMENT ADVENTURE - A .veg replacement file originally made by theadventuretimefan using the Domino's App video which YTStaff ComeAtMe replaced with none other than Furby Island.
- EDD'S AMAZING EARKILLING CONTEST - Another thing that came from a .veg replacement file.
- Mulberry Jam On Strawberry Hill Visits Two Furbys And Some Children - Round 5 of a Tennis with MrVanderschmere (YTStaff ComeAtMe replaced SpongeTheKid)
- Doctor Conquest Joins Some Children In Their Mad Furby Orgy - Round 7 of a Tennis match with MrVanderschmere.
- GAYVENGED SEMENF*G - Regular YTP, uploaded to GodCyclops because YTStaff thought it wasn't good enough for her main channel.
Other Information
Ashley has a bit of a rivalry with TheGarrettMaster11, with Garrett occasionally mass disliking her videos.
First Poop Seen
Unknown
First Poop Made
THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED
Likes
- Various post-hardcore/metalcore bands.
- Regular Show
- The Wiggles before Jeff, Greg and Murray quit
- Blue's Clues
- Roller coasters
Dislikes
- One Direction
- Justin Bieber
- 5 Seconds Of Summer
- Greeny Phatom
- TheGarrettMaster11
- Blood on the Dance Floor (not the Michael Jackson song, the infamous EDM duo)
- Jacob Sartorious
Influences
In Real Life
She doesn't know any poopers in real life. (that's probably a blessing)
Fans
- TheYTPMaker1000
- SpuddyTheCouchPotato
- hogdude3
- Gabrielpika
- kbhasikevinYTP
- FromtheWordsofBR
- EkremTheRobloxian
- MrDjThompson
- iDuckFilms
- GLaDOS996
Further Information
- Had an obsession over My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic at one point, eventually becoming the only person who knows the pre-FiM form of Rainbow Dash. (Just don't ask her about this form unless you want someone to tell you to fuck off).
- Also once had a Powerpuff Girls obsession. However, the less said about that, the better.
- Ashley has no memory of ever creating Mametchi Develops Symptoms of the Tamagotchi Effect.