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Viacom
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This source has been declared Blacklisted by its stingy owners, so be cautious when pooping this.About This Company
- The company who owns TV Land, Nickelodeon, Paramount, and many other divisions, but made us lose our freedom from showing too much South Park, Danny Phantom, Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, and other shows on YouTube without credit. Viacom did not delete their shows on LiveVideo because Viacom ignored LiveVideo. They also made the Super AIDS infested V of Doom.
- Basically, they own about half of what TV is currently like. So, uh, yeah...
- Tommy Turnbull in fact raped the whole company.
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Likes
- No one but you.
- Getting their hands on your personal viewing data.
- Getting their hands on your own personal pan pizza.
- Wigga wiggas, whatever those are.
Dislikes
- 13-year-old n00bs that can't afford Vegas,and use WMM to poop SpongeBob.
- Copyright Infringement
- Bagels
- And you, especially.
Fun Fact
- Wizardheimer was tooooooooooo weak to destroy Viacom's ass, as were Patrick Star and God Luigi. If they keep looking at Viacom's "Wigga-Wigga International" logo (bottom right), they will begin to cry and turn into retards(but Link was Fearless and threw a C4 Virtual Boy Controller at the V of Doom.) Also, these guys spawned WMG.
Many people of the internet described Viacom as Nazis/Adolf Hitler. What do you think?
Great Media Massacre
- Unlike the boycott that people had done to Colgate, Viacom is harder to handle because they will search everywhere and they will find it by looking into their personal records! Many are making legal comments to make Viacom stop causing a rampage and enter the words instead!
- The Real Weekly News found out that Viacom wasn't YouTube's enemy, he thought YouTube was the enemy instead from starting this internet hell from a single e-mail that was not from Viacom. When this happened, the internet hell starts by YouTube letting Viacom raping other users by looking into their personal data, and Copyright Infringement shit.
What Viacom owns
- You
- Nickelodeon
- Youtube (not in terms of legally owning it, but Viacom has been famous for bitch-slapping the money out of Youtube. Suing, otherwise.)
- Paramount Pictures
- MTV
- Comedy Central
- Spike
- TV Land
- CMT
- Neopets.....until it was bought out by Knowledge Adventure's JumpStart division
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