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Yoshi
This article is filed under Characters.Yoshi is a green fat lizard or dinosaur laid and hatched by Mama Luigi as a result of a complete accident. He is known for his obsession of worms, and is also very protective of his mother, Mama Luigi. He is also known to get fat instantly upon consumption of food. He is well known for the red booties he wears on his feet. He also owns a drugstore with his newest medication, Bad Medicine, sold there.
Diet
Yoshi can pretty much eat anything except himself (disproven by ADHDYoshi & Shmorky) and Mama Luigi.
Yoshi also likes to drink cum.
Porn Magazines:
Yoshi stars in "Sexy Dino Daily" porn magazine.
Trivia
- Yoshi is believed to be an arsonist.
- Yoshi gets raped anally at least 1276271636873687 times per second.
- Yoshi is the worst victim of rape in the entire universe.
- Started the wildfires of October '07 in Southern California.
- America's Most Wanted. (see above reason)
- Last seen in the Santa Ana Mountains near Mission Viejo, CA on December 8, 2007.
- Enjoys raping Santa Mario by the holidays
- Holds second place for two awards: "Poop Character who has had sex the most time" (beaten by Link), and "Poop Character who has starred in the most porn" (beaten by Sora).
- Was turned into a pussy in Yoshi's Story.
- Has an IQ of 195, but doesn't show it because Dic has threatened to anally rape him if he acts intelligent.
Likes
- Fire balls
- Caterpillars
- Eating
- Getting Fat
- To Do The Hoe Thing
- Bed Time Stories
- Treats
- Dinner
- Having Orgasms
- Cumming all over the Sierra Nevada during Winter
- Tricking people into thinking that his cum is not cum and is Snow instead
- Burping
- Raping
- Setting Wildfires (like the ones that Yoshi set in Southern California in October '07)
- McDonalds
- Carls Jr.
- White Castle
- Jack In The Crack
- KFC
- Burger King
- Wendys
- Del Taco & Taco Bell
- Panda Express
- Pizza Hut
- Hungry Jack,s (Australia's burger king) he has too go to Australia just too get one of the burgers not on his country's Burger King menu.
- Saving 15% when switching to GEICO
- PETA (lol, wut?)
- Freddy's Steakburgers
- Being donkey punched by Mario in Super Mario World
- Coca-cola
Fears
While Yoshi may not fear food poisoning, he does fear many things.
- Running out of Food
- Water
- Fish
- Bullet Bills
- Ms. Filkins
- Being Eaten
- Diarrhea
- Ganon
- Koopa Wizards
- Football
- Gay Luigi
- Shit
- Meatman
- Haunted Houses
- Constipation
- Anal Sex
- Drake and Josh (TV Series)
- Taco Bell Dog
- Credit Card Debt
- Oxy Clean Guy
- Interstate 5 Freeway
- Solicitors
- Fat Mario
- Deepercutt
- Los Angeles, CA
- Going to bed so soon.
- air
- KKK
Quotes
Yoshi Glubba-dub-glubba! I hate wattah!
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Yoshi Ooohohoh! Yoshi love caterpillars!
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Yoshi Yoshi no understand why princess mad... caterpillar DELICIOUS!
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Yoshi BURRRRP!
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Yoshi Yoshi think Luigi Mama!! Hahaha!
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Yoshi Yoshi love motorcycle. Go VAROOOOOOOM!
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Yoshi Oooooh uggabuggabumchuck, I hate water! I can do it... but do I have to do it now?
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Yoshi Key no taste good
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Yoshi GASP! That mean -DUM DE DUM DUM DUM- ...WAAAATERRRRRRR!
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Yoshi Oh, this doom thing definetely more fun than tennis!
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Yoshi Yoshi go home and JACK IT
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Yoshi Fireballs YUM!
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Yoshi Famo Famo Sheeduck
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Yoshi BLAU
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Legal Issues & Politics
- As of Sunday December 16, 2007, Yoshi started a group of people that were against The Princess and wanted complete power of the Mushroom Kingdom and Dino World. This is known as the Yoshi regime. This regime includes the following people as official members of the regime:
- Yoshi - Secretary of Defense & Leader
- King Koopa - Prime Minister
- Bowser - 1st Lieutentant
- Wizardheimer - 2nd Lieutentant
- Larry - First Lord of the Treasury
- Robotnik - House of Representatives
- Yoshkins - House of Congress
- Roy - General
- Ludwig - Vice President
- Lemmy and Iggy - Yoshi's Cabinet
- Ganon - Admiral
- Uctions - Alternative Vice President
- Wendy - Wife (Through an arranged Marriage of course)
more soon..
The regime is attempting to have The Princess overthrown for reasons as follows:
- Attempted extermination of the Dino population
- Falsely accusing of wrongdoing
- Robberies
- Distrust of the Kingdom
- Wanting to murder both Uctions & Anti-Uctions (Again!)!
If this impeachment passes, Yoshi and King Koopa will host an election for who will be the next leader of the Mushroom Kingdom and possibly Dino World. Mario, Gay Luigi, Tails and Zelda remain neutral of the situation. Local opposition include: Fat Mario, Mama Luigi, Link, Sonic and The King of Hyrule.
