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Chad Warden
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Sir Charley M. Warden is quite possibly the greatest man/troll who ever walked the face of the Earth. He participated in some missionary work a while back, spreading the belief that the PS TRIPPLE is better than the Wii and Xbox 360. Whether or not this is true, he completely fucked up his reasoning by making weird noises and talking about wiping his ass with a dildo.
On March 13, 2007 Chad Wardenn posted a vlog video Why PS3 is better than the Wii and 360 in which he used his laid back urban street talk to discuss the difference between the consoles. It was an unremarkable video and yet it hit the crest of the wave youtube users were seeking more information about said machines.
As of March 30, 2008, practically an entire year after doing his video for the Playstation 3, he did one more video that involved him going to a place that serves sushi and hanging out with his friends. Nothing worth of value was involved in that video, other that an illusion of him sucking dick. Nowadays, however, we have no clue what he's doing at all and he's presumed to be dead at this point to the Internet.
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Death?
Ever since that video, there has been a rumor that Chad got killed by some pissed off German kid who thought his videos suck ass. Caught on the German Kid's CCTV was him taking a keyboard and whacking Chad to death. Strangely, Chad's body has never been found, if he was killed that is. [1]
Another video shows the same kid shooting Chad Warden's face. Chad Warden dies afterwards.[[2]]
Posessions
- A Dildo (Deal Dough)
- Ps-Triple
- An Escalade
- Sushi
- Wario Ware Shove up yo' ass game
- Niggas
- Action 52
- Hair Gel
- Nintendo Wii
Likes
- Tru Niggas
- Ps Triple
- His Caddy
- Final Fantasy 7
- Sushi
- His Slick Black Hair
- Dealing Dough
- High School Musical
- Kaz Hirai
- Spending 599 U.S. Dollars (US$ 599) on a PS3
- His 3mm long dick
- BALLIN'
- The Jonas Brothers
- The Chintendo Vii
- Giant enemy crabs
- Parties with shrooms.
- Rappers Fighting
- 50 Cent
- Lil' Jon
Dislikes
- The Legend of Zelda Series
- That Little Bitch
- And His Little Bitch-Ass Sword
- And His Little Shield
- And He Goes HEH-HEH-HEH
- The Wario-Ware Series
- The Nintendo Wii
- The XBOX Circle (He never did too well in Geometry)
- GAYLO 3
- Tears of War
- Mario Party (Cause he don't smoke shrooms and shit.)
- That One Little Fat Bitch
- Lex Luthor
- Action 52
- Oogtar
Fun Facts
- He's gay.
- He likes to have Sex with the PS Triple.
- He has had sex with Naruto.
- He's gay!
- He has had sex with Retard.
- He has an I.Q. of -1.
- He molests Godofgta3.
- He has NO friends.
- His parents hate him.
- He's also a Soulja Boy Dick Ryda.
- Did I forget to mention that he's gay?
- Chad Warden was once nominated as Biggest Douche in the Universe, and he won, narrowly beating John Edwards.
- King Dedede looks down on him with shame.
- Catchphrase is, "Man's best friend, huh?" Coined after he got fed up with every single dog he meets biting the stub of a Penis he has.
- Has a crush on Gaspra, who is obviously way too good for him.
- Has been compared to Gay Luigi combined with the force of anti-Uctions.
- He likes gay niggas.
- His biggest fantasy is to have sex with Kaz Hirai, even though Kaz is no nigga.
- He aint talkin' about dat Wii.
- When he says Action 52, he says it as "AC-shit fitty 2".
- He most likely downloaded Final Fantasy VII and probably Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 off the Playstation 3's Playstation Network.
- Knows the secret ingridients to bad medicine
Often Used By
- Conrad Slater
- Seconteen
- PeskeyPlumber (Gameboy version)
- RetardedAnimeParodyX
- Mmb101
- lololthisguy
- tinywnorth
- Deepercutt
- LACOSAM
- All those who believe that the Nintendo Wii and/or the Xbox 360 are really better than the Playstation 3.
