From Chewiki Archive - YouChew: 1% Funny, 99% Hot Gas
Gaspra is an old man from Zelda's Adventure who likes to live in a tower and rape Zelda who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"
- "There will be no more viewing tonight"
- "Princess Zelda has not finished her quest"
- Despite the fact that he has bad eyesight, he still knows how to read his scrolls as if he was starting to first read them.