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Name: Gaspra
Sex: Male
Age: Unknown, but likely in his 1000s.
Nationality: French
Occupation(s): Astronomer

Gaspra is an old man from Zelda's Adventure who likes to live in a tower and rape Zelda who also looks like a man in his tower. Gaspra also likes to ruin peoples fun by saying "There will be no more *insert item here* tonight"


  • "There will be no more viewing tonight"
  • "AHHH!"
  • "Princess Zelda has not finished her quest"


  • Despite the fact that he has bad eyesight, he still knows how to read his scrolls as if he was starting to first read them.