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Balls

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Revision as of 22:02, 29 May 2009 by Crazy Luigi (talk | contribs) (The Nazis should always be last on the list of no balls. Also, AC/DC has the biggest balls of 'em all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

What Are Balls?

Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as Yoshi,Fat Mario,Bill O'Reilly,Cheatsy and Gay Luigi may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is bwalls, credit goes to Yoshkins for the name. Balls hang from the penis and generate what is known as cum. Cum is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, Yoshi claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. Uctions may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while Anti-Uctions can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you Fatal Aids.) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls.

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Who Has Balls?

Who Doesn't Have Any Balls?

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