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[[Image:Ept sports nba experts-914656833-1242654241.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[:Category:Basketball Players|professional basketball players]] indulge in pizza every once in a while.]] | [[Image:Ept sports nba experts-914656833-1242654241.jpg|thumb|right|Even [[:Category:Basketball Players|professional basketball players]] indulge in pizza every once in a while.]] | ||
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<I>"Whoa... [[Spider-Man|he]] stole [[Spider-Man|that guy's]] '''pizzas'''!!" - Some [[African]]</I> | <I>"Whoa... [[Spider-Man|he]] stole [[Spider-Man|that guy's]] '''pizzas'''!!" - Some [[African]]</I> | ||
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*[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]]. | *[[Gwonam]] owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both [[King Harkinian]] and [[M. Bison]] did not find the pizza [[delicious]]. | ||
*Pizza-la-kun is a psychotic [[Nazi]] that is over-emotional. | *Pizza-la-kun is a psychotic [[Nazi]] that is over-emotional. | ||
| + | [[Image:Chicago Style Pizza With Rich Tomato Topping.jpg|thumb|right|Here's some [[Chicago]]-style pizza.]] | ||
*[[Marshall Law]] made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives. | *[[Marshall Law]] made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives. | ||
*At various points in time, [[McDonalds]] has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia. | *At various points in time, [[McDonalds]] has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia. | ||
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!
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Even professional basketball players indulge in pizza every once in a while.
"Whoa... he stole that guy's pizzas!!" - Some African
Pizza is bread covered with oils, herbs, sauce, and cheese. Being not as popular as spaghetti in YouTube Poop, it lurks in places like Pizza Hut in hopes that someone will eat it.
Outside of YouTube Poop, pizza is a very popular food.
People Who Eat Pizza
- Americans
- New Yorkers
- All forms of Mario.
- All forms of Luigi. (Especially Mama Luigi.)
- New Yorkers
- The Japanese
- Italians
- Yoshi
- M. Bison
- Froggo
- Dr. Robotnik
- Nostalgia Critic
- King Harkinian
- The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
- King Hippo (Hell, he'd eat anything that's edible.)
- Pizza Pasta (Hell, that's actually a part of his first name.)
- D.W. Read
- Wario
- Garfield
- Tom (But only with a drink.)
- Waluigi (As long as there's stuff on there that still makes him skinny after eating.)
- Falco Lombardi
- The Autobots (especially Optimus Prime and Bumblebee)
- Kirby
- Strong Bad (Unless it's cafeteria pizza, which he claims tastes like cardboard.)
- Steve Fox
- Paul Phoenix
Toppings Commonly Found On A Pizza
- Cheese (Of Course!)
- Pepperoni
- Sausage
- Anchovies
- Black Olives
- Garlic
- Mushrooms
- Various vegetables (actually fruits), such as tomatoes and peppers
- Pineapple (Arnold Schwarzenegger will kill you if you get this topping on your pizza.)
- Corn (Mainly in Japan.)
- Eggs (Also in Japan.)
- Cats (According to a '70s Urban Legend from Tokyo about a former samurai who owned a pizza parlour. One of the toppings at this parlour was cat.)
- Semen (if you're eating in the Red Light District).
- Shit (if you've been rude to the waiter).
- Spit (see shit).
Trivia
- There should only be 2 or 3 types of cheese on a pizza: Mozzarella, Provolone, and possibly Parmesan. No other cheeses should be put on a pizza, especially not cheddar.
- Pizza is popular in many countries, especially the United States.
- M. Bison approves of this food, due to the fact that it is delicious!
- As do Yoshi, Froggo, Kirby, King Hippo, Bear Hugger, King Harkinian, and the Food Loving King.
- The Samurai Pizza Cats make pizzas for a living, when not fighting Big Cheese's mechas.
- Do not let Viacom get their hands on your own personal pan pizza.
- Gwonam owned a pizzeria once. It failed because both King Harkinian and M. Bison did not find the pizza delicious.
- Pizza-la-kun is a psychotic Nazi that is over-emotional.
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Here's some Chicago-style pizza.
- Marshall Law made pizza for Steve and Paul. The secret ingredient was laxatives.
- At various points in time, McDonalds has test-marketed personal pizzas at their restaurants. Currently, though, only 2 locations still serve pizza: one in Florida and one in West Virginia.
- There are many ways to make pizzas, but the two styles that are considered the best are New York-style and Chicago-style. Which style are you?
- Spider-Man used to be a pizza delivery man in Spider-Man 2. He is evidently embarrassed by this; when the Angry Video Game Nerd reminded him of his old profession, Spider-Man responded "I'm gonna fucking shove a pizza up your fucking ass!"
- It's especially notable when he heard an African say that Spider-Man stole his own pizzas!!
