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Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop., Generally regarded as the "Freaky Carpet guy" or "Squadala Guy" or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".
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Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or "Squadala Guy", simply "Squadala", or "[[Pimpsahoy]]".
  
 
His real name is "Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".
 
His real name is "Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".
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===Modern Life===
 
===Modern Life===
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Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says everytime he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to [[IHOP]]. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..
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Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only [[Link]] can defeat [[Ganon]]", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "[[Squadala]]!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and [[Zelda]] to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..
  
 
Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India
 
Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India
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Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
 
Gwonam appears to have an obsession with [[cum]], and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.
  
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==Posessions==
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==Possessions==
 
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
 
[[Image:DefaultCAXZUR43.jpg|thumb|right|Gwonam, [[Link]], [[King Harkinian]], and [[Zelda]] when they finally have their acclaimed [[dinner]].]]
  
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*[[The Map]]
 
*[[The Map]]
 
*A Magic Carpet
 
*A Magic Carpet
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*A Strange <strike>Turban Type Hat</strike> Shower Cap.
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*A strange <strike>turban type hat</strike> shower cap.
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*Weird Facial Hair
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*Weird facial hair
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*A Strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
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*A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
 
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
 
*A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
 
*[[Cum]]
 
*[[Cum]]
 
*Possibly some [[birds]].
 
*Possibly some [[birds]].
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*Evil Birds!
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*Evil birds!
 
*[[YouTube]]
 
*[[YouTube]]
 
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".
 
*Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "[[Birds|The Byrds]]".
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]].}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of [[Koridai]].}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|There is no Time. Your sword is enough}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|There is no time. Your sword is enough}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Here's the Map. Where you wish to go...}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Here is The Map! Where do you wish to go?}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|LOOK AND SEE, [[GORONU]]...}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|LOOK AND SEE, [[GORONU]]...}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|AT LAST, you have the vision to find my House! Now, go with many blessings!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Go with many Zelbinems!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Go with many Zelbinems!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Well Done, Link! Ganon is now emprisioned. CUM!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. CUM!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[You]], [[Link]], Are [[Retard]]ed!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Link, we're going to the beach.}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Link, we're going to the beach.}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[The King|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is a [[fuck]]ing [[faggot]] who sucks my [[Penis|cock!]]}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[The King|Your Majesty,]] [[Link]] is a [[fuck]]ing [[faggot]] who sucks my [[PENIS|cock!]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[NO]], YOU!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[NO]], YOU!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[Morshu]] is a [[fat]][[ass]] [[dick|cock]] k[[no]]cker!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[Morshu]] is a [[fat]][[ass]] [[dick|cock]] k[[no]]cker!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[You]] can suck my [[no|furry]] [[balls]], [[you]] [[fat]] [[no|shemale]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[You]] can suck my [[no|furry]] [[balls]], [[you]] [[fat]] [[no|shemale]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[You]] want to see some D-cup [[boobs|tits]]? Look Down!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[You]] want to see some D-cup [[boobs|tits]]? Look down!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Very well, [[you]] just opened a can of whoop[[ass]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[Morshu]]...}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[Morshu]]...}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Oh [[no]] [[you]] [[no|didn't!!]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|It isn't my fault!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|It isn't my fault!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Shut Up, [[Ass]]hole!!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Shut up, [[ass]]hole!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[NO]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[NO]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|STOP!!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|STOP!!!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Very Well, [[Link]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|Very well, [[Link]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|What did [[I]] miss?}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|What did [[I]] miss?}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[Fuck]] Off, Lieutanant!!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[Fuck]] off, lieutanant!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[No]], [[you]]'re carpet sucks [[dick]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[No]], [[you]]'re carpet sucks [[dick]]!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[I]] live in [[Koridai]].}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[I]] live in [[Koridai]].}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|[[Zelda]], [[the King]] is [[die|DEAD!!!]]}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Beautiful!!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Beautiful!!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|May the squadillah be with you!}}
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{{poopquote|Gwonam|May the squadala be with you!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Squadafuckinglah!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|Squadafuckinglah!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!}}
 
{{poopquote|Gwonam|What the [[fuck]] do you want from me now?!}}
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*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
 
*In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and [[Flapjack]].
 
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
 
*Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
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*He gets Rick Rolled when doing acid.
 
 
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
 
*Once said that [[The King]] totally burned [[Zelda]] and [[Link]].
 
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
 
*He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
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*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
 
*Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was [[Morshu's Dinner Palace]]. [[Mayor Kravindish]] works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
 
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got posessed by something.
 
*He once sang the [[I.M. Meen]] song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got posessed by something.
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*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. That [[Faggot]]!
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*[[Link]] masturbates to his [[Facebook]] pictures. Scary.
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*Squadallah could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
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*Squadala could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
 
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
 
*The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
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*He once thought that [[CD-i]] was officially dead as a YouTube Poop source. However, that was before [[the King]] decided to show him that "Big Beat Mario" video. That video made Gwonam change his mind about CD-i being dead.
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*He once thought that [[CD-i]] was officially dead as a YouTube Poop source. However, that was before [[the King]] decided to show him that "[[SkyGuy16|Big Beat Mario]]" video. That video made Gwonam change his mind about CD-i being dead.
 
*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.  
 
*Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.  
 
*He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.
 
*He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.

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Name: Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad
Appears In: Link: The Faces of Evil
Sex: Male
Age: 87
Nationality: Saudi Arabian
Occupation(s): Radical Muslim Cleric, Businessman

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Well done, Link!

Gwonam is a character commonly used in Youtube Poop, generally referred to as the "Freaky Carpet Guy", or "Squadala Guy", simply "Squadala", or "Pimpsahoy".

His real name is "Gwonam Al-Saraha Murbad" or "Rajinder".

General Information

Early Life

Gwonam showing his Pizzeria, which was made out of legos behind King Harkinian's '41 Plymouth.

Gwonam was born in 1923 in Saudi Arabia. He had three brothers, Jafar, Goshaman, and Gotseman. His parents were actually from India. Often, the air was polluted by the many oil rigs. At age 22, Gwonam left the country to get away from the noxious gases. First, he moved to London. 4 years later, Gwonam left England, and moved to Sparta. He was still not happy. 3 years after moving to Sparta, Gwonam moved into China, this time he felt happy. He lived in China for 27 years. But then, the Communist government of China decided to fire Gwonam from his prophet job. Gwonam was depressed and didn't know what to do. He took a trip to the U.S. in 1969 to attend Woodstock. He stopped off to eat at Morshu's Dinner Palace and became instant friends with Morshu after putting his mastery of maps to use and explained that Woodstock would not be held on Morshu's restaurant. Gwonam was given a coupon for free carpet flying lessons as a reward. Gaining interest in magic, he decided to drop his hippie lifestyle and become a genie/wizard. He attended the University of Squadallah from 1970-1974, which is where the famous line "Squadallah, we're off!" comes frome, being the University's chant. Then, he met King Harkinian , the king of the land of Hyrule. The king took Gwonam to Hyrule and asked him to be his royal Genie Prophet Guy. Gwonam accepted, and became happy once again. He has been living in Hyrule ever since.

Gwonam when he was a hippy.

It is not confirmed on how he became homosexual, but it is speculated that these traits began in his teenage years. Scarce records show that he snuck kisses with other teenage boys in the neighborhood. He would even kiss his own brothers. This means that these boys were gay long before gay was well-known.

Modern Life

Gwonam is an old guy on a magic carpet that brings about a sacred prophecy. Gwonam claims that the prophecy states, "Only Link can defeat Ganon", but the prophecy clearly says, "Squiggle squiggle squiggle fish squiggle squiggle". His catch phrase is the famed, "Squadala!" which he says every time he sets off on flight or when he gets an erection. It has been rumored that Gwonam has a deep obsession with taking Link and Zelda to iHOP. He also seem to like to stand in a same posings and movements when Link meets him in his magic carpet while he (Gwonam) tells Link about Ganon's minions. he also likes to tell Link to "look" or "see" Something..

Cultural Heritage: Saudi Arabia/India

Controversy

Gwonam appears to have an obsession with cum, and seems to enjoy Link's company. It has been rumored that Gwonam is a pedophilic homosexual due to his particular liking towards Link.

Possessions

Gwonam, Link, King Harkinian, and Zelda when they finally have their acclaimed dinner.

Gwonam seems to be quite the item master and is a large help when it comes to aiding Link on his quests.

  • The Map
  • A Magic Carpet
  • A strange turban type hat shower cap.
  • Weird facial hair
  • A strange ability to see into the future to find out what Ganon's minions are doing
  • A lamp which allows him to "see the Sand Crumies"
  • Cum
  • Possibly some birds.
  • Evil birds!
  • YouTube
  • Lots of random CDs, especially from his favorite band, "The Byrds".

Quotes

Gwonam Gwonam

Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions as seen in the Island of Koridai.

Gwonam Gwonam

It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.

Gwonam Gwonam

There is no time. Your sword is enough

Gwonam Gwonam

SAQUALLADAH!! We're off!

Gwonam Gwonam

These are the faces of evil. You must conquer each.

Gwonam Gwonam

Here is The Map! Where do you wish to go?

Gwonam Gwonam

LOOK AND SEE, GORONU...

Gwonam Gwonam

AT LAST, you have the vision to find my house! Now, go with many blessings!

Gwonam Gwonam

Go with many Zelbinems!

Gwonam Gwonam

Well done, Link! Ganon is now imprisoned. CUM!

Gwonam Gwonam

Look, already Koridai is returning to peace and harmony. The Birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?

Gwonam Gwonam

YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!

Gwonam Gwonam

You must die.

Gwonam Gwonam

CUM!

Gwonam Gwonam

Here I CUM!

Gwonam Gwonam

Your Majesty, Duke Onkled is under attack by the evil forces of Ganon!

Gwonam Gwonam

Your Majesty, you must die!

Gwonam Gwonam

Your Majesty, Link must die!

Gwonam Gwonam

Impa, you are a slut!

Gwonam Gwonam

Ganon is a prick.

Gwonam Gwonam

Well done, your majesty!

Gwonam Gwonam

Your Majesty, Link is gay and your face is beautiful!!

Gwonam Gwonam

Many Blessings!

Gwonam Gwonam

Your Majesty, Ganon is returning to harm you all!

Gwonam Gwonam

No Link, consider this... Ganon is evil!

Gwonam Gwonam

Evil warriors are the most dangerous of Koridai.

Gwonam Gwonam

At last, you see!

Gwonam Gwonam

You must defeat Ganon and I will say "YOU, LINK, ARE THE HERO OF KORIDAI!!!"

Gwonam Gwonam

You will die!

Gwonam Gwonam

You, Link, Are Retarded!

Gwonam Gwonam

Link, we're going to the beach.

Gwonam Gwonam

Your Majesty, Link is a fucking faggot who sucks my cock!

Gwonam Gwonam

NO, YOU!

Gwonam Gwonam

Morshu is a fatass cock knocker!

Gwonam Gwonam

You can suck my furry balls, you fat shemale!

Gwonam Gwonam

You want to see some D-cup tits? Look down!

Gwonam Gwonam

Very well, you just opened a can of whoopass!

Gwonam Gwonam

Morshu...

Gwonam Gwonam

I'm going to kick your ass!

Gwonam Gwonam

Squadala! You, M. Bison, can go fuck Glutko.

Gwonam Gwonam

Go, with no blessings!

Gwonam Gwonam

You have the vision!

Gwonam Gwonam

Oh no you didn't!!

Gwonam Gwonam

It isn't my fault!

Gwonam Gwonam

Shut up, asshole!!

Gwonam Gwonam

NO!

Gwonam Gwonam

STOP!!!

Gwonam Gwonam

Very well, Link!

Gwonam Gwonam

What did I miss?

Gwonam Gwonam

Fuck off, lieutanant!!

Gwonam Gwonam

No, you're carpet sucks dick!

Gwonam Gwonam

I live in Koridai.

Gwonam Gwonam

Zelda, the King is DEAD!!!

Gwonam Gwonam

Beautiful!!

Gwonam Gwonam

May the squadala be with you!

Gwonam Gwonam

Squadafuckinglah!

Gwonam Gwonam

What the fuck do you want from me now?!

Gwonam Gwonam

Fine, I will sing for you once again.

Gwonam Gwonam

That is enough. I'm too tired.

Gwonam Gwonam

Enough is Enough your majesty.

Gwonam Gwonam

You, Link are a lazy turd!

Gwonam Gwonam

Your majesty, Mario is here!

Gwonam Gwonam

Only fchan is furry enough, you must fap to Fchan!

Gwonam Gwonam

You cannot grasp the true form of my SQUADILLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwonam Gwonam

Your Majesty, CD-i is officially dead!!

Gwonam Gwonam

This is well done, Your Majesty! SkyGuy16 is the shiznit!

Gwonam Gwonam

Shall I have this dance?

Gwonam Gwonam

That was some good Barrel Rolling, Harkinian!

Gwonam Gwonam

Ganon is in my house.

Gwonam Gwonam

The birds are stoned. Isn't it beautiful?

Trivia

  • His favorite band is The Byrds.
  • He once worked for the Angry German Kid.
  • Was originally casted for the role of "Genie" in Aladdin, but was replaced at the last minute for failing a drug test.
  • He has six toes on his left foot, but no one knows about that (until now}.
  • His claim that "only Link can defeat Ganon" has been disproved by the fact that Ganon has been defeated by Zelda and Game Luigi.
  • In about a million and one years, Gwanom will be turned into a mechanical genie, and put on an island. There he will meet a giant baby and Flapjack.
  • Gwonam tried to sell his flying magic carpet to Link in 1978, but Von Vulture claimed it was fake and 30 years later Link still has not bought it.
  • Once said that The King totally burned Zelda and Link.
  • He has a YouTube account called nijjhar1.
  • Once owned a restaurant chain called Squadallah Burger hiring Link as an employee, but since it only sold burgers, it failed in the light of Duke Onkled's Diner that also sold pizza, potato chips, spaghetti and pizza pie.
  • Is the current owner of Gwonam's Pizzeria which at one point was Morshu's Dinner Palace. Mayor Kravindish works there as the Maitre D' and Curly is the waiter. The King however dislikes the place because of the lack of hamburgers.
  • He once sang the I.M. Meen song. He sang it beautifully, but he could only do the first part. The reason why he didn't do the rest of the song was because he got posessed by something.
  • Link masturbates to his Facebook pictures. Scary.
  • Squadala could possibly be referring to "Squad Allah", an Islam youth group.
  • The birds are singing. Yes, it IS beautiful.
  • He once thought that CD-i was officially dead as a YouTube Poop source. However, that was before the King decided to show him that "Big Beat Mario" video. That video made Gwonam change his mind about CD-i being dead.
  • Owns several flying carpets. One is from the '70s (he's been trying to sell it to Link for over 30 years), one has a hemi, and one is an unreliable second hand carpet.
  • He does own one car, a 1925 Nash.
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