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Mayor Kravindish

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Name: Fredrick Wilhelm Kravindish
Sex: Male
Age: 69-117
Nationality: Austrian
Occupation(s): Mayor


Mayor Kravindish is the mayor of Sakado. He likes to say certain things are illegal, and thus, has been mistaken for a judge.

He likes to hang out in towers, and give lanterns to those who pass him by. His wig is also possessed by a demon. His pink nose is gotten from being very stuck up. He also has freakishly large hands sometimes (but not all the time). He has an incurable eye problem caused from staring at his lanterns.

There is a Chief who has a crush on him.

He has a Master's degree in law from Sakado University, and is 69 years old. There have been rumors that he is really 117 which means he would have been born in 1893. A photo of him dated 1922 was found to help support this theory. To explain, he claims that, in 1943, he used the Triforce of Wisdom to build a time machine and travel to 1993. His time traveling is what caused the existance of a portal to 1940's London, which Gary Sparrow from "Goodnight Sweetheart" would soon discover.

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Oh, the indignity! Also, does this picture look familiar?
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I hope it can be of use...
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Mayor Kravindish's eye problem
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Mayor Kravindish in his younger days

Quotes

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Mayor Kravindish

This is illegal you know.

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Mayor Kravindish

Oh, the indignity! Your highness, would you kindly cut the chains that bind me?

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Mayor Kravindish

AH! I managed to conceal this magic lantern. I hope it can be of use...

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Mayor Kravindish

Oh, your highness is a dick!

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Mayor Kravindish

I managed to conceal this magic lantern, to please me!

Trivia

  • He once caught The King downloading a Sony Vegas keygen.
  • He also caught him and Link driving while intoxicated.
  • He yet again caught them having an illegal New Year's party, but was thrown out a window.
  • His appearance seems to be based off the director from Amadeus.