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Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal Aids]].) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls. | Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as [[Yoshi]],[[Fat Mario]],[[Bill O'Reilly]],[[Cheatsy]] and [[Gay Luigi]] may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is [[bwalls]], credit goes to [[Yoshkins]] for the name. Balls hang from the [[penis]] and generate what is known as [[cum]]. [[Cum]] is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, [[Yoshi]] claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. [[Uctions]] may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while [[Anti-Uctions]] can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you [[Fatal Aids]].) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls. | ||
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*[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior) | *[[Fat Mario]] - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior) | ||
*[[Tails]] - 1 ball | *[[Tails]] - 1 ball | ||
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*[[The Electric Cheese]] - 15 balls | *[[The Electric Cheese]] - 15 balls | ||
*Jesus Christ - Infinite balls | *Jesus Christ - Infinite balls | ||
| + | *AC/DC - THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST... BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!! | ||
| − | ==Who | + | ==Who Doesn't Have Any Balls?== |
*[[Bill O'Reilly]] | *[[Bill O'Reilly]] | ||
*Rod Blagojevich | *Rod Blagojevich | ||
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*[[Hilary Clinton]] | *[[Hilary Clinton]] | ||
*[[Communists|Democrats]] | *[[Communists|Democrats]] | ||
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*[[Communists]] | *[[Communists]] | ||
*[[Ivan Drago]] (as a result of too many [[Magic Drugs|steroids]]) | *[[Ivan Drago]] (as a result of too many [[Magic Drugs|steroids]]) | ||
| + | *[[Nazi]]s (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes [[you]] have [[no]]thing left for yourself at all.) | ||
Revision as of 22:02, 29 May 2009
What Are Balls?
Balls usually come in pairs of 2, but some poop characters such as Yoshi,Fat Mario,Bill O'Reilly,Cheatsy and Gay Luigi may have 0 or up to 50 balls. The scientific name for balls is bwalls, credit goes to Yoshkins for the name. Balls hang from the penis and generate what is known as cum. Cum is shot out of the penis/vagina and rocketed to whomever the character chooses. Remember to aim, though. Currently, as of December 14 of 2007, Yoshi claims to be the #1 lover of balls. An interview date has yet to be set. Uctions may be used to refill your balls with fresh cum, while Anti-Uctions can refill your balls with pink cum (giving you Fatal Aids.) A rare color of cum is brown cum, which only happens if you shoot cocaine and/or heroin in your balls.
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Who Has Balls?
- Fat Mario - 23 balls (most are hidden within the fat exterior)
- Tails - 1 ball
- Yoshi - 50 balls
- Gay Luigi - 40 balls
- Mr.Krabs - 1 ball
- The Princess - 2 balls
- Toad - 19 balls
- King Koopa - 1 ball
- Cheatsy - 15 balls
- George the Volcano - 40 balls
- Borat - 4 balls
- Ganon - 5 balls
- Zelda - 8 balls
- Stone Luigi - 10 balls
- God Luigi - 50 balls
- The Cave People - 1 ball each
- Wizardheimer - 39 balls (magical)
- Hip - 42 balls
- Hop - 84 balls
- The Insane Clown Posse - 50 balls for each member of that group (That means that together, they have 100 balls!!!!!!!!!!!!)
- Mama Luigi - 4278652387453 balls
- Kooky 1397456918354901862496781254603125470615468153476051320485148518604 balls
- You 2, 1, or 0. Changes throughout life.
- Duke Nukem - Balls of Steel
- Lance Armstrong - 1 ball
- Dr. Rockso The Rock & Roll Clown - 2 balls
- Cocaine - The same amount of Dr. Rockso's.
- D.W. - 3 balls
- Arthur - 33 balls
- The ruler of Youtube - 1 ball
- The Electric Cheese - 15 balls
- Jesus Christ - Infinite balls
- AC/DC - THEY HAVE THE BIGGEST... BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!
Who Doesn't Have Any Balls?
- Bill O'Reilly
- Rod Blagojevich
- Obama
- Tyrannosaurus Alan
- Buzz Lightyear
- Robotnik
- Captain Jack
- The King of Hyrule
- Link
- Yoshkins
- John Kerry
- Oogtar
- Dr Rabbit
- Retard Luigi
- Emo Luigi
- Bowser Jr
- Captain Planet
- Naruto
- Oxy Clean Guy
- Chad Warden
- Groudon457
- Feghoot :(
- Angry German Kid
- Viacom
- Bill Clinton
- Hilary Clinton
- Democrats
- Communists
- Ivan Drago (as a result of too many steroids)
- Nazis (Seriously, killing millions of people in 12 years makes you have nothing left for yourself at all.)
