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Sonic is the mascot for SEGA : an exceptionally BAD gaming corporation. He hasn't eaten a single decent sword since 10 A.D. Despite this all too true fact, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that [[Robotnik|Sonic]] is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than those pussies [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver]]. I hate them so much.
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'''Sonic''' is the mascot for [[SEGA]]. Unlike most hedgehogs, who are known for hogging hedges, he is known for running very fast. That's it. Despite him having an incredibly unpleasable and indecisive fanbase, [[SuperYoshi]] has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] and [[Silver the Hedgehog|Silver]], instead preferring chili dogs.
  
 
==Biography==
 
==Biography==
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[[Image:THATS_NO_GOOD.png‎|thumb|right|THAT'S NO GOOD!]]
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Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West Philadelphia until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD." He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. Also throughout his entire career, Sonic has been in the porn industy..Yep...Look it up anywhere I ain't lyin...
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:''It was about this high, it was blue, and it looked like a freak.'' ~Anonymous policeman.<br>
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Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, (Dat) Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West [[Philadelphia]] until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD."
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==Crimes==
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[[Image:NOWYOURAMAN.JPG|thumb|left|Sonic becomes [[Linkara|A MAN]] in his Super form.]] He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. He will be friendly to you if you like him, but will hate you if you want to touch him in a place or in a way that makes him feel uncomfortable.
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Is believed to have assassinated [[John Lennon]]. What a fag. He has also been caught drawing pornographic graffiti on the walls of Nintendo's HQ.
 
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==
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*EXACTLY!
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{{poopquote|Sonic|EXACTLY!}}
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*LET'S SHIT!
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{{poopquote|Sonic|LET'S SHIT!}}
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*Your smile MUST DIE!
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Kids, there's nothing wrong with being [[Sex|touched by someone you like]], but if someone tries to [[Rape|touch you in a place you don't want them to]], that's no good!}}
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*You won't find Adobe here in Nairobi!
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{{poopquote|Sonic|You're too slow!}}
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*That's good.
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{{poopquote|Sonic|URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!!}}
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*GET READY TO CHEW MY BALLS
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[[Image:Robbed.gif|thumb|right|Sonic just realizing something.]]
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*You're too slow!
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[[Image:Everyonehatesonic.gif‎|right|frame|This happens to Sonic a lot nowadays.]]
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*COM'ON STEP IT UP FUCKERS!
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy.}}
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*Sex. Now outta my way!
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{{poopquote|Sonic|SHUT UP TAILS!!!}}
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*URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!!
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Too easy! Piece of cay-ache!}}
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*Estoy Esperando
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{{poopquote|Sonic|SHIT! Let's go!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|He's just a piece o' cheesy hardware!}}
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==People who like him==
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Let's rock!}}
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...
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Whatcha see is whatcha get! I'm just a guy who loves adventure! I'm ''Sonic the Hedgehog!!''}}
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[[Image:SonicMarioParty.jpg‎|thumb|right|Sonic before [[Sonic Shuffle]] ]]
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{{poopquote|Sonic|They might even open the gates of [[hell]]!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Damn, they got away!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Maybe I could've, but I didn't, didn't I?}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|SPEED BREAK!!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|TIME BREAK!!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newcomb%27s_paradox You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT!?]}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Hey! THAT'S MY LINE!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Don't worry, I'll be out before you know it's funny.}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Whoops! Time to make a U-turn!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|I told you, I'm not a rat! I'm a HEDGEHOG!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Hey, Kids! [[Dr. Rabbit|Strangers]] may offer you all sorts of things to get [[you]] to [[cum|come]] with them, [[Nostalgia Critic|like movies, magical tickets, and a lot of other horseshit,]] but chances are that [[Dr. Rabbit|they're]] just trying to touch your bathing suit area, and that's [[no]] [[good]]!!! So if a [[Dr. Rabbit|stranger]], especially Robert Prodsky tries to touch [[you]]r [[penis|chili dog]], just get outta there!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|They can't live me up!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|See Korean, I told you we'd make it in the 'he did not meet the agent.'}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|My brain, you know it going to [[die]].}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|[[Youtube Poop|No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!]]}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Let's make like [[Dr. Eggman|Eggman's]] hairline and recede!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|That tornado's carrying a car!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Watch out, you're gonna crash. Aah!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|I'll just stick with "aliens", if that's okay with everybody.}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|You have a problem learning how to read!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|If you leave your game, you need to remember this: if you [[die]] outside of your own game, you won't regenerate, ''ever''! Game Over!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Click on me for help!}}
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{{poopquote|Sonic|Uhh, [[Cats|''meow?'']]}}
  
 
==Likes==
 
==Likes==
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*Freedom
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*Chili Dogs
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*Chili Dawgs
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*[[Princess Sally]]
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*[[Tails]]
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*[[Amy Rose]]
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*[[Breezie]]
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*[[Braveheart|Freedom]]
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*[[Tails]][[Image:SonicMarioParty.jpg‎|thumb|right|Sonic before Sonic Shuffle. ]]
 
*Himself
 
*Himself
 
*Relaxing
 
*Relaxing
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*[[You]]
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*[[Knuckles the Echidna|Knuckles]] (when he doesn't flex his muscles)
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*[[Knuckles]]
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*Being a DJ.
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*Being a DJ
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*[[Masturbation|Masturbating]]
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*Lots of people (EXCEPT [[Amy Rose]] and [[Robotnik]])
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*Tormenting Dr. Robotnik
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*Masturbating
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*[[Namco]] (especially their ''Soulcalibur'' and ''Klonoa'' games)
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*Tormenting Robotnik
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*Tumble-dryers
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*Splooging on Robotnik's face
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*Hogging hedges
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*Seeing [[Amy Rose]] [[die]]
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*Shopping for insurance at Progressive.
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{{vid|rO-Qh_jUMr8}}
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{{vid|3dK2XLCzXdY}}
  
 
==Hates==
 
==Hates==
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*Water
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*Water (unless it's in a glass)
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*Swimming
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**Swimming
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*[[Robotnik]]
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*[[Silver the Hedgehog]]
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*[[SNK]] (Even though they collaborated at least once.)
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*Chip
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*[[Sonic Underground]] (He insists that [[DiC]] made it without his permission.)
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*Shaymin
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*People who think he's [[gay]].
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*Most of his fanbase (The psycho ones).
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*Eggman's copyright laws.
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==People Who Like Him==
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[[Image:HEY_SONIC_by_advancedq.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic with one of his fanboys.]]
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[[Image:Normal Prevails 079.jpg|thumb|right|Sonic the Hedgehog during his 18th birthday.]]
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*[[DaftPunkYoshi]]
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*[[Mcb1209/TheNintendofan1209|mcb1209]]
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*[[MegaGlassguy]]
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*[[TeeheeSamson]]
 
*[[Amy Rose]]
 
*[[Amy Rose]]
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*[[Robotnik]]
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*[[Princess Sally]]
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*Lots of things he hates
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*[[Sara]]
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*[[Silver]] LOL LOL!!!!
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*[[Mario]] (sometimes)
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*Meecrob
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*[[Ninja Coach Z]]
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*[[Fiddlesticks411]]
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*[[MonsterSumoable]]
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*[[Maxillos79]]
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*[[kingplatypus3rd]] (I'm very ashamed to be a part of the fanbase because of how awful it is.)
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*Shahra
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*Sackboy (Loves [[Furry|dressing up like Sonic and his friends.]])
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*[[dreamcastboy99filmz]] (had Sonic as his 1st avatar)
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*Everyone who bought the game and enjoyed it.
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*Cool people
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*Heck, pretty much everybody in general.
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*People who say they hate him.
  
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==People who hate him==
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==People Who Hate Him==
 
Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog":
 
Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog":
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
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[[Image:Classicsonic.jpg|right|160px|Sonic]]
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*[[Dr. Eggman]]
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*Erazor Djinn
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* [[Robotnik]]
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*Deedee from ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]''
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* Deedee from ''[[Dexter's Laboratory]]''
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*[[Shredder]]
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* [[Launchpad McQuack]]
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*Grouchy Smurf
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* [[Shredder]]
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*Ozu
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* [[Pinky and the Brain|The Brain]]
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*Mr. Grumpy (duh!)
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* [[Nigel Uno]]
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*Mr. Clean
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* [[Blightcopy]]
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*[[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] (In a rival hate way)
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* Grouchy Smurf
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*[[Mario]] (the rest of the time)
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* Ozu
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*Classic Sonic fans (Again, unpleasable.)
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* Mr. Grumpy (duh!)
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*Adventure nazis (yup, it exists..)
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* Mr. Clean
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*[[Solid Snake]] (though he can't explain why)
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* [[Dr. Doofenshmirtz]]
 
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* [[Scott]]
 
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* [[Shadow the Hedgehog|Shadow]] (In a rival hate way)
 
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* Roxas
 
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* Peewee Herman
 
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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[[Image:16 fanart sonicgottagofast.gif|thumb|left|An artist's common rendition of Sonic.]]
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{{vid|sYqeMcEs4z0}}
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{{vid|2jSKyWSvNgg}}  
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{{vid|HH7gqBReJ3o}}  
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*He loves tumble dryers.
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*He loves tumble dryers (see video at right).
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*Has a giant ego. [http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/CaptainKRool/4-Showoff.jpg No really.]
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*Has a [[The Electric Cheese|giant ego]].
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*He is a pyromaniac.
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*He is a pyromaniac.(BURN BABY BURN,BURN TO THE GROUND!!!)
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*Believes that there's fire where there's smoke.
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*Believes that there's fire were there's smoke.
 
 
*He's trapped in there.
 
*He's trapped in there.
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*He had a reputation of helping kids learn things about life in a short segment called Sonic Sez, although after an absurd confession to Tails (see above) he lost it and decided to instead teach people about how sex and drugs are cool. Sonic Sez is now the most viewed show in the world, topping all of the existing charts, and being downloaded by millions every minute.
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*He had a reputation of helping kids learn things about life in a short segment called Sonic Sez, although after an absurd confession to Tails, he lost it and decided to instead teach people about how sex and drugs are cool. Sonic Sez is now the most viewed show in the world, topping all of the existing charts, and being downloaded by billions every minute.
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*He is a pervert. (yet again, see the other video)
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*He is a pervert.
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*Has the power to go Super with the help of [[Super AIDS]], he is only one of three which can avoid getting killed by it(But using it too much can kill him).
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*Has the power to go Super.
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*He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a [[No|local black kid]] to him.
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*He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a [[Steve Urkel|local black kid]] to him. He later got his own voice back though... and then Sega forced him to change it again. Oy.
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*Thinks that [[Twilight Sparkle]]'s eyes on fire is natural.
 
*Has a brother called Awesome Possum.
 
*Has a brother called Awesome Possum.
 
*He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.
 
*He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.
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*He was actually quite cool until 1998 when he got redesigned by Yuji Uekawa (look it up) and now looks like a [[retard]].
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[[Image:Sequels1a.jpg|frame|right|The list of sequels Sonic The Hedgehog has done.]]
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*Lost a lot of weight between the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive and the Sega Dreamcast eras.
 
*He has a partnership with Tex Avery.
 
*He has a partnership with Tex Avery.
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*He Raped Tails
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*Did he put a tube in his mouth? LMAO?
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*Did he put a tube in his mouth ?mao?
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*He once called a male drug abusing rabbit a [[Lesbian|dyke]].
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*Spends All day in his house then he went for a 'drink' which turned to 5 and then 10 now he's drunk and he won't be able to play Sonic Unleashed properly
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*During his time in court, Sonic admitted he only lip synches the [[Sonic Underground]] songs and that it's [[Edd]] who does all the singing for him.
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*He once called a male drug abusing rabbit a dyke.
 
 
*If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt.
 
*If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt.
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[[Category:Gay Characters]]
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*Is now currently working in porno movies to help him get over his problems. (If only he knew that it'd make them even worse.)
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[[Category:Pedophiles]]
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*Was [[one]] of [[three]] video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was <s>Mario</s> [[Pikachu]]). Unfortunately, his balloon hit a pole and popped. However, a new [[Magic Balloon|Balloon]] was made in 2011 for the promotion of Sonic Generations. 
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*Might be related to [[Don Patch]].
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*May or may [[no]]t be [[Aladdin]].
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*Also once used a [[sword]] for battle against the Black Knight.
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*Recently had experience with [[Drug]]-carrying aliens. His fanbase seemed to enjoy it.
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*Thankfully, he decided to [[Yes|go back to 2-D before it's too late for him.]]
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**no one knows if there Will be a Sonic 4 episode 3,much like Half-Life 2:Episode 3
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*Shadow once stole his line. What's funny is that Sonic has never said the line in question throughout his entire life.
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*He believes you can't catch him, at least not until the fall of [[1993|'93]].
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*He cannot play [[baseball]].
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*His past self and current self will meet in the future... think about ''that'', why don't ya.
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*Recently went to Progressive for car insurance. For those wondering, yes, Sonic does own a car. In fact, he owns [[three]] race cars.
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Sonic in both his Modern and Classic appearances.

Name: Sonic the Hedgehog
Appears In: Sonic the Hedgehog
Sex: Male
Age: 15
Occupation(s): Fastest Thing Alive
Played By: Jaleel White/Ryan Drummond/Jason Anthony Griffith/Roger Craig Smith/Junichi Kanemaru/Takeshi Kusao

Sonic is the mascot for SEGA. Unlike most hedgehogs, who are known for hogging hedges, he is known for running very fast. That's it. Despite him having an incredibly unpleasable and indecisive fanbase, SuperYoshi has stated on various occasions that Sonic is his favorite actor to work with. Sonic is also a lot cooler and eats less swords than Shadow and Silver, instead preferring chili dogs.

Biography[edit]

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THAT'S NO GOOD!
It was about this high, it was blue, and it looked like a freak. ~Anonymous policeman.

Sonic the Hedgehog (aka Sonico, Mr. Needlemouse, Cinos, (Dat) Hedgehog and other names) was born and raised in West Philadelphia until a couple of badniks, who were up to no good, started making trouble in Green Hill. He got in one little fight and Amy got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Scrap Brain." He whistled for a cab and when it came near, he gave it the middle finger. If anything, he could have said that this cab was Tails, so he went "THAT'S NO GOOD."

Sonic becomes A MAN in his Super form.

He pulled up to Metropolis Zone at approximately 7 or 8 to claim his throne as the prince of the video game industry. He will be friendly to you if you like him, but will hate you if you want to touch him in a place or in a way that makes him feel uncomfortable.

Quotes[edit]

Sonic Sonic

EXACTLY!

Sonic Sonic

LET'S SHIT!

Sonic Sonic

Kids, there's nothing wrong with being touched by someone you like, but if someone tries to touch you in a place you don't want them to, that's no good!

Sonic Sonic

You're too slow!

Sonic Sonic

URRNGH! I'm MasturBAAAAAAATIIIIIIING!!!

Sonic just realizing something.
This happens to Sonic a lot nowadays.
Sonic Sonic

Tails is just like a little kid with his new toy.

Sonic Sonic

SHUT UP TAILS!!!

Sonic Sonic

Too easy! Piece of cay-ache!

Sonic Sonic

SHIT! Let's go!

Sonic Sonic

He's just a piece o' cheesy hardware!

Sonic Sonic

Let's rock!

Sonic Sonic

Whatcha see is whatcha get! I'm just a guy who loves adventure! I'm Sonic the Hedgehog!!

Sonic Sonic

They might even open the gates of hell!

Sonic Sonic

Damn, they got away!

Sonic Sonic

Maybe I could've, but I didn't, didn't I?

Sonic Sonic

SPEED BREAK!!

Sonic Sonic

TIME BREAK!!

Sonic Sonic

I'm Sonic the Kidnapper!

Sonic Sonic

You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you since I know everything you're going to do! STRANGE, ISN'T IT!?

Sonic Sonic

Hey! THAT'S MY LINE!

Sonic Sonic

Don't worry, I'll be out before you know it's funny.

Sonic Sonic

Whoops! Time to make a U-turn!

Sonic Sonic

I told you, I'm not a rat! I'm a HEDGEHOG!

Sonic Sonic

Hey, Kids! Strangers may offer you all sorts of things to get you to come with them, like movies, magical tickets, and a lot of other horseshit, but chances are that they're just trying to touch your bathing suit area, and that's no good!!! So if a stranger, especially Robert Prodsky tries to touch your chili dog, just get outta there!

Sonic Sonic

They can't live me up!

Sonic Sonic

See Korean, I told you we'd make it in the 'he did not meet the agent.'

Sonic Sonic

My brain, you know it going to die.

Sonic Sonic

No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!

Sonic Sonic

Let's make like Eggman's hairline and recede!

Sonic Sonic

That tornado's carrying a car!

Sonic Sonic

Watch out, you're gonna crash. Aah!

Sonic Sonic

I'll just stick with "aliens", if that's okay with everybody.

Sonic Sonic

You have a problem learning how to read!

Sonic Sonic

If you leave your game, you need to remember this: if you die outside of your own game, you won't regenerate, ever! Game Over!

Sonic Sonic

Click on me for help!

Sonic Sonic

Uhh, meow?

Likes[edit]

{{#ev:youtube|3dK2XLCzXdY|320}}

Hates[edit]

  • Water (unless it's in a glass)
    • Swimming
  • Robotnik
  • Silver the Hedgehog
  • SNK (Even though they collaborated at least once.)
  • Chip
  • Sonic Underground (He insists that DiC made it without his permission.)
  • Shaymin
  • People who think he's gay.
  • Most of his fanbase (The psycho ones).
  • Eggman's copyright laws.

People Who Like Him[edit]

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Sonic with one of his fanboys.
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Sonic the Hedgehog during his 18th birthday.

People Who Hate Him[edit]

Sonic believes he is cool and popular, but there are actually quite a bit of people who have expressed disdain for him. Among those who have said they "hate that hedgehog":

Trivia[edit]

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An artist's common rendition of Sonic.

{{#ev:youtube|2jSKyWSvNgg|320}}

  • He loves tumble dryers.
  • Has a giant ego. No really.
  • He is a pyromaniac.
  • Believes that there's fire where there's smoke.
  • He's trapped in there.
  • He had a reputation of helping kids learn things about life in a short segment called Sonic Sez, although after an absurd confession to Tails, he lost it and decided to instead teach people about how sex and drugs are cool. Sonic Sez is now the most viewed show in the world, topping all of the existing charts, and being downloaded by billions every minute.
  • He is a pervert.
  • Has the power to go Super.
  • He had an car accident in 1992 and his vocal chords had to be replaced. Without anything else, the doctors gave the vocal chords of a local black kid to him. He later got his own voice back though... and then Sega forced him to change it again. Oy.
  • Thinks that Twilight Sparkle's eyes on fire is natural.
  • Has a brother called Awesome Possum.
  • He can play guitar. If you're lucky he'll show you his Eddie Van Hedgehog impression.
The list of sequels Sonic The Hedgehog has done.
  • Lost a lot of weight between the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive and the Sega Dreamcast eras.
  • He has a partnership with Tex Avery.
  • Did he put a tube in his mouth? LMAO?
  • He once called a male drug abusing rabbit a dyke.
  • During his time in court, Sonic admitted he only lip synches the Sonic Underground songs and that it's Edd who does all the singing for him.
  • If he masturbates too much he turns into his Werehog form, as seen in Sonic Unleashed. This form is filled with primal fury and an excess of guilt.
  • Is now currently working in porno movies to help him get over his problems. (If only he knew that it'd make them even worse.)
  • Was one of three video game characters to appear as a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon (the other was Mario Pikachu). Unfortunately, his balloon hit a pole and popped. However, a new Balloon was made in 2011 for the promotion of Sonic Generations.
  • Might be related to Don Patch.
  • May or may not be Aladdin.
  • Also once used a sword for battle against the Black Knight.
  • Recently had experience with Drug-carrying aliens. His fanbase seemed to enjoy it.
  • Thankfully, he decided to go back to 2-D before it's too late for him.
    • no one knows if there Will be a Sonic 4 episode 3,much like Half-Life 2:Episode 3
  • Shadow once stole his line. What's funny is that Sonic has never said the line in question throughout his entire life.
  • He believes you can't catch him, at least not until the fall of '93.
  • He cannot play baseball.
  • His past self and current self will meet in the future... think about that, why don't ya.
  • Recently went to Progressive for car insurance. For those wondering, yes, Sonic does own a car. In fact, he owns three race cars.
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