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==Characters Who HATE Eggs== | ==Characters Who HATE Eggs== | ||
[[File:Yoshiegg.jpg|frame|left|[[Yoshi]]'s Egg]] | [[File:Yoshiegg.jpg|frame|left|[[Yoshi]]'s Egg]] | ||
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*It is recommended you don't eat them raw (unless [[you]] are [[Rocky Balboa]]) or with the shell (unless [[you]] are [[Gaston]]). | *It is recommended you don't eat them raw (unless [[you]] are [[Rocky Balboa]]) or with the shell (unless [[you]] are [[Gaston]]). | ||
− | *[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] once said in the ''"[[shit|Kazaam]]"'' movie "Let's green | + | *[[Shaq|Shaquille O'Neal]] once said in the ''"[[shit|Kazaam]]"'' movie "Let's green egg and ham it!" |
*An ingredient in the [[Greenback Koopa|Scoopa Koopa]]. | *An ingredient in the [[Greenback Koopa|Scoopa Koopa]]. | ||
*Smells like [[shit|sulfur]] if you let them rot (especially in the fridge). | *Smells like [[shit|sulfur]] if you let them rot (especially in the fridge). |
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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!
Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) fattening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, deviled, or even poached. They also bear some significance towards reproduction.
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Characters Who Like Eggs[edit]
- Wizardheimer
- Gaston (When he was a lad, he ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he's grown he eats 5 dozen eggs so he's roughly the size of a baaaarrrrgggge-uh.)
- The Cat In The Hat
- Sam I Am
- That guy Sam I Am first annoys.
- Greenback Koopa
- Yoshi
- Pokémon
- Fat Luigi
- Dr. Robotnik
- Ozzy (Likes them so much that he often sings about them.)
- Shaquille O'Neal (He once said "Let's green egg and ham it!")
- Rocky Balboa (Drank a glass of raw eggs.)
- Dr. Eggman
- Larry and Roy Koopa (They like them scrambled.)
- Mr. Strong
- Percival McLeach
- Joanna the Goanna
- Daleks(or at least those living in their asylum)
- Hungry Pumkin(but only when he asks for them)
Characters Who HATE Eggs[edit]
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- Stone Luigi
- Mario
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- That guy that Sam I Am annoys until he first tried them.
- I.M. Meen
- Cammy
Characters Related To Eggs[edit]
- Egg Luigi
- Yoshkins
- Dr. Eggman
- Dr. Robotnik
- King Goobot
- Ooblar
- Gudetama
Trivia[edit]
- The yolk from the eggs goes great with toast, bagels, English muffins, and other stuff like that.
- Sometimes used to make bagels and other stuff, primarily baked goods.
- Are shaped like Robotnik.
- It is recommended you don't eat them raw (unless you are Rocky Balboa) or with the shell (unless you are Gaston).
- Shaquille O'Neal once said in the "Kazaam" movie "Let's green egg and ham it!"
- An ingredient in the Scoopa Koopa.
- Smells like sulfur if you let them rot (especially in the fridge).
- Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch Pokémon.
- If you have eggs for breakfast waaaaay too many times, you're going to get tired of them.
- Those are NOT Joanna eggs in the picture.
- I am the Eggman.
- They are the eggmen.
- I am the Walrus.
- Goo-goo g'joob!
- I am the Walrus.
- They are the eggmen.