Wendy O. Koopa

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Wendy O. "Kootie Pie" Koopa (B. 1971) is a needy child and living abortion. She is spoiled rotten by her father, King Koopa, and demands impossible things from him. She is currently one of the most powerful people in the world, next only to the likes of Goronu, Mr. Krabs, Ole Kirk Christiansen, and Tom Nook.

Official artwork.

Her Empire in North America

Wendy O. become into the emperor of America when Bowser sunk the White House into the depths of the Mushroom Sea. Her simple commands were as following:

• Every kid in America must be a rock.
• Every kid in America must invite her on a date.
• Every kid in America will give her lot of toys.
• L. Ron Hubbard's mummified cock will be mounted on my bedroom wall.
• And all the gold in Fort Knox Lox will be used as jewelery for Wendy O.

Likes

• Daddykins
• All the food a koopa can steal.
• America
• Her toothbrush
• Make tantrums (or, rather, contining farts)
• Lots of useless stuff than she collect
• Rick 'n Roll
• Milli Vanilli
• Lemmy Koopa
• The Ocean
• Ludwig Von Koopa
• Her Evil Coins that pinch back on pesky plumbers.
• Real Mario
• Yoshi (She thinks he is kawaii.)
• Herself
• The fact that her Boobs are bigger than The Princess's
• Hilary Clinton (her favourite politician).
• Miley Cyrus (They're a lot alike)
• Lesbian sex with The Princess and Birdo.
• Michael Jackson
• That she will be in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (Yes! Yes!)

Dislikes

• Mario
• Luigi
• The Princess
• President George H.W. Bush
• First Lady Barbara Bush
• Ipo The Reader
• Morshu (For watching porn.)
• Roy Koopa
• Bowser Jr.
• Morton Koopa Jr.
• Being Called Kootie Pie
• People beating her in two turns in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.
• Oogtard
• The Cave People
• People that want to rape her, or have raped her.
• Tom Nook

Liked By

• Bowser
• Perverts
• Birdo

Disliked By

• Everybody else.

Trivia

• Wendy's pennies are known not only to pinch back, but, on occasion, to commit adultery.
• She has more money than her father does.
• Her empire in North America has been weathering the economic crisis quite well.
• She was the original owner of I.M. Meen's secret book of nasty magic.
• In 1998, she came incredibly close to beating Tom Nook's risky business gamble that eventually won him 74% of the world's economy.
• For her next birthday, she wants to finally have sex, despite the fact that she already did it beforehand.
• Her name sounds like Spaghetti-o.