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| + | ''SOOOOOO $TONED [[fuck|FUCK]] MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING [[666]] [[Loiter Squad|ODD FUTURE]] MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA [[420]] SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.''<br> | ||
| + | :- [[Snoop Dogg|A typical user of Magic Drugs.]] | ||
| − | Magic | + | [http://www.videos.com/play/M7865449-43/poop_videos/youtube_poop_he-manapos_s_fabulous_magic_drugs.html He-Man] owns them. Thems made from [[Uctions]]. |
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| + | Magic Drugs are [[good]] [[4|for]] [[you]]. You can obtain them if you have [[Money]]. | ||
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| + | If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions. | ||
==Effects== | ==Effects== | ||
| − | They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! | + | [[Image:NostalgiaCritic 7.gif|thumb|right|[[Nostalgia Critic|The Nostalgia Critic]] shows us what [[you]]'ll go through whenever you take ([[good]]) magic drugs.]] |
| + | [[Image:Sdfgsdfgsdfg.gif|thumb|right|[[Rolf]], however, shows [[you]] what it's like if you take some ([[bad]]) Magic Drugs.]] | ||
| + | [[File:Yoshi Touch Fuzzy Yoshi Get Dizzy.png|thumb|right|Pink Yoshi on Magic Drugs.]] | ||
| + | They make your problems go away (although [[Grounder]] denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause [[Pickle Surprise]], and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). | ||
| + | Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also [[Ganon|great]]ly increase your muscle mass. However, if [[you]] aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater. | ||
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| + | Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in [[you]]r piss, which can be detected with drug tests. | ||
| − | ==How | + | ==How To Take Them== |
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]]. | Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your [[Mama Luigi]]. | ||
| − | ==How NOT | + | ==How NOT To Take Them== |
| − | [[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "no thanks"). | + | [[Sonic Sez|First, ya say]] [[No|"NO!"]] (or "[[He-Man|no thanks]]"). |
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| + | ==People Who Like Magic Drugs== | ||
| + | [[Image:Lsd.gif|frame|right|This is what it's like if you take [[Magic Drugs]].]] | ||
| + | *[[Scratch]] | ||
| + | *[[Sonic]] | ||
| + | *[[He-Man]] | ||
| + | *[[:Category:Drug Addicts|These people]] | ||
| + | *[[Koopone|Drug Lords]] (They make [[Spaghetti|lotsa]] [[money]] from them.) | ||
| + | ==Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs== | ||
| + | [[Image:13356.jpg|thumb|right|Even babies like the Magic Drugs!]] | ||
| + | *[[pongpong13]] ([[Hell]], he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.) | ||
| + | *[[A27wolf]] (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?) | ||
| + | *[[JazzDanceForChildren]] | ||
| + | *[[manwith10toes]] | ||
| + | *[[Cumulo25]] | ||
| + | == People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs == | ||
| + | {{vid|D8M8I2SYEiA}} | ||
| + | *[[Grounder]] (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.) | ||
| + | *[[Ronald Reagan]] (Just say no.) | ||
| + | *Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.) | ||
| + | *[[Mama Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Stone Luigi]] | ||
| + | *[[Gordon]] | ||
| + | *Emily | ||
| + | *Law enforcement officers | ||
| + | **[[The '80s|Sonny Crockett and Rico Tubbs]] | ||
| + | *[[Real Mario|Captain Lou Albano]] - He believed that they'll make you go to [[Hell]] ''before'' [[you]] [[die]]. | ||
| + | *[[Jesus Christ]] | ||
| + | *[[Iggy Koopa]] | ||
| + | *[[Mr. T]] - I pity da foo who does drugs! | ||
| + | *Pinocchio | ||
==Variations== | ==Variations== | ||
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Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include: | ||
*Smokes | *Smokes | ||
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*Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs | *Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs | ||
*Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | *Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs | ||
| + | *Opium | ||
| + | *Marijuana (Weed) | ||
| + | *Steroids | ||
| + | *Cocaine | ||
| + | *[[Krystal|Crystal Meth]] | ||
| + | *[[Erosion|Lysergic]] [[Ass|Ac]]id [[Die]]thylamide (LSD) | ||
===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ===Alchoholic-Type Beverages=== | ||
| − | *Liquor | + | *[[BOOZE|Liquor]] |
*[[BOOZE|Booze]] | *[[BOOZE|Booze]] | ||
| − | *[[Cold One | + | *[[Yes|Cold Ones]] |
| + | [[Image:Nostalgiacriticpot.jpg|thumb|375px|center|In the end, it'll be [[you]] who ends up losing a lot of pot.]] | ||
| + | [[Category:YouTube Poop One-liners]] | ||
Latest revision as of 18:19, 14 November 2017
SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.
He-Man owns them. Thems made from Uctions.
Magic Drugs are good for you. You can obtain them if you have Money.
If you want to see how it's like getting high without getting arrested, look at illusions.
Effects[edit]
They make your problems go away (although Grounder denies this). They help you see ordinary things in a WAY cool way! Magic Drugs containing impurities cause Pickle Surprise, and other nightmarish hell (Always make sure that your Magic Drugs are pure.). Magic Drugs in an injectable form, in addition to the effects of regular Magic Drugs, also greatly increase your muscle mass. However, if you aren't careful, you'll be labeled as a cheater.
Traces of Magic Drugs will also appear in your piss, which can be detected with drug tests.
How To Take Them[edit]
Take "one" from someone other than your parents or your Mama Luigi.
How NOT To Take Them[edit]
First, ya say "NO!" (or "no thanks").
People Who Like Magic Drugs[edit]
This is what it's like if you take Magic Drugs.
- Scratch
- Sonic
- He-Man
- These people
- Drug Lords (They make lotsa money from them.)
Poopers Who Like Magic Drugs[edit]
- pongpong13 (Hell, he's the reason why Magic Drugs exist in the first place.)
- A27wolf (Marijuana. Where the fuck is everyone else?)
- JazzDanceForChildren
- manwith10toes
- Cumulo25
People Who Don't Like Magic Drugs[edit]
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- Grounder (Though he doesn't mind if you do try them.)
- Ronald Reagan (Just say no.)
- Nancy Reagan (See Ronald Reagan.)
- Mama Luigi
- Stone Luigi
- Gordon
- Emily
- Law enforcement officers
- Captain Lou Albano - He believed that they'll make you go to Hell before you die.
- Jesus Christ
- Iggy Koopa
- Mr. T - I pity da foo who does drugs!
- Pinocchio
Variations[edit]
Some variations of regular Magic Drugs include:
- Smokes
- Very Big Drug (VBD)
- Fabulous Secret Magic Drugs
- Fabulous Secret Special Magic Drugs
- Opium
- Marijuana (Weed)
- Steroids
- Cocaine
- Crystal Meth
- Lysergic Acid Diethylamide (LSD)
Alchoholic-Type Beverages[edit]
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In the end, it'll be you who ends up losing a lot of pot.
