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JazzDanceForChildren

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History[edit]

JazzDanceForChildren (what a mouthful) was a Pooper primarily-known for his Speed Racer Poops. He went to college and studied (something, I dunno). He's particularly well known for his pioneering use of ear rape and brainrape techniques, as well as maintaining a very simplistic style the rest of the time he made videos before eventually retiring in 2013. Jazz is also famous for his enthusiasm for marijuana, video games, intelligent discussion and a strange fascination for alien background characters in Star Wars films.

First Poop Seen[edit]

Unknown

First Poop Made[edit]

THE GRAVY IS THEIRS!

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List of Poops[edit]

Name Date Uploaded Length
THE GRAVY IS THEIRS! 8-20-07 0:54
Good Times With Death 8-20-07 1:00
TONIGHT, ON THE DUKES 8-21-07 1:52
Epic Bill Clocksby Dance Off! 8-21-07 1:19
SPEED RAPER 8-21-07 2:29
We're Gonna Beat The Masked Racer! 8-25-07 1:47
The Fabulous Mach 5! 8-25-07 2:21
The Controls of the Mach 5, Controls F and B 8-26-07 1:45
The Junkie Grand Prix 8-29-07 1:15
25th Century Rock 'n Roll, Kill! Kill! Kill! 8-31-07 2:09
Pops Takes Steroids 9-02-07 3:08
Frenchman's Epic Journey of Rape 9-04-07 5:38
Incredible Speed Rapestravaganza 9-08-07 2:14
The Extraordinary Adventure 9-08-07 0:33
Pops Trips Balls 9-14-07 1:37
ACE DOUCHIE'S NIGHTMARE RAPE MACHINE OF HORROR 9-21-07 2:05
Pops Dials a Phone. 9-22-07 1:06
Speed Fires a Bazooka 9-23-07 1:12
Pops Gets a Domestic Violence Charge. 9-29-07 1:47
THE AIDS CHANNEL 1-12-08 1:42
SINGULARITY IS A DAMNABLE LIE 1-21-08 1:15
How To Make Love Without Touching Vol I 1-28-08 1:04
JAPANESE SPIDERMAN CONQUERS JESUS CHRIST 2-05-08 1:46
BIBLEMAN VS. SUPAIDAMAN 2-09-08 1:48
MAN IRON 6-23-08 0:45
My thoughts on the Iran War 7-1-08 0:23
NO WE DON'T HAVE APPLE FRIES 7-19-08 0:37
SPEED RAPER MOVIE 2 AFRIVIKINGS IN TIME APOCALYPSE VENDETTA 7-22-08 0:41
The Return of Comrade Salter 8-13-08 0:40
Salt Machine 12-15-08 1:12
PACHINKO LORD 12-19-08 2:15

Reception[edit]

Very well received and respected. Most veterans who aren't fond of "the new YTP style" are big fans of him, as well as newer poopers who want a lesson in how to ear rape well.

Criticism[edit]

Some complained about his usage of Ear Rape, which only amused Jazz and encouraged him to use it even more. LOL

Achievements[edit]

  • His videos "SPEED RAPER MOVIE" and "MAN IRON" were shown in an intermezzo.
  • He is often considered to be the inventor of Ear Rape and one of the earliest users of BrainRape techniques
  • Almost smoked weed in front of Homsar.com!'s mum
  • Makes some of the most intelligent posts on Youchew, often four or five paragraphs long

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