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 This user has been banned from the YouChew forums for creating odd and unnecessary threads (i.e., the YouChew Cruise), necrobumping threads that more likely than not don't really deserve it, and he crashed himself.
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 This Pooper is Dormant and unclassified to be retired or on hiatus.! (a.k.a. thereallynewmop12100, a.k.a. masterofpokemon12100, a.k.a. wonderboltsfan1) is a YouTube Pooper who made his name on YouChew through his 2010 introduction thread, and after months of absence, gained further notoriety by creating the YouChew Cruise. His eccentric threads led to some of the most treasured community moments, but his gimmick wore thin as the months went on, and was eventually banned.

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Everyone's reaction to every necrobumped or stupid thread done by him.

In The Beginning...[edit]

Homsar secured his status on YouChew with his introduction thread, entitled "Dont Cilck this! this topic added with porns". His opening post was several strings of absurdity, such as "I Post your FUCKING Wall" and in response, Jayblin posted a staring black man gif. NegroTed posted another black man gif in response, setting off a chain reaction which ultimately led to the #1 resource for animated gifs of shocked black people. Homsar wouldn't show his face again for months on end, but even if he stayed gone forever, he'd have been viewed as a forum legend up there with kinghomer45 and MASTERFURRYX. But wait, there's more...

The YouChew Cruise[edit]

Homsar returned to YouChew after a few months of absence, and created various strange, yet humorous threads intermittently. One of the more noted ones was the YouChew Cruise. It was basically a make-believe cruise trip that allowed the users of YouChew to go to the USA... which Homsar claimed was a city. The cruise had some ridiculous shit that was made up on the fly, yet it was such an amazing thing to behold that it eventually went into YouChew's Hall of Fame.

Seemingly oblivious to the fact that YouChew gets into World War III at the slightest passing nod towards My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, he created a sequel to the original cruise entitled "Youchew cruise THE SEQUEL: Youchew adavtures in Ponyville!" In this thread, he coined some new Homsarisms like "emecgra(-)", intended to mean "emergency". Everyone had silly fun in the thread, and it resulted in another Hall of Fame entry. He even had the ability to be the one member who could bring up MLP:FIM, but not provoke fighting.

Homsar's Halloween costume.

"YOUCHEW HAUNTED CRUISE! (Halloween Special Topic)" was also created by him during the Halloween weekend of 2011, and although it had less involvement from Homsar himself (who became "Doctor Whooves" during that time), it still created an experience many of the participants considered to be memorable, with cosplaying and Eldrich Abominations galore. This would become the last Homsar-created thread to end up in the Hall of Fame.

Decline in Popularity and Ban[edit]

The tale of Homsar was not unlike SpongeBob in "Ripped Pants". In the episode, SpongeBob initially got numerous laughs by ripping his pants, but was oblivious to how tired everyone else was getting of the joke. Homsar, too, continued to milk his gimmick while not realizing the entertainment value in them was diminishing.


Seeing the three-time success of his YouChew Cruise threads, he ended up serving up more ideas for threads that he'd be certain would succeed, just like the Cruise. His first attempt to branch out was the YouChew Space Rocket, which essentially was a space edition of the YouChew Cruise. People had some fun with it, but it wasn't generating the success he was hoping it would. He then decided to create a YouChew Store thread that gained little traction. New threads beyond that annoyed people more than it amused, and were practically locked on the spot. By now he was pushing his luck, and not even his young age could give him any more leniency.

In the Christmas thread, Homsar decided to post his version of assorted Christmas carols, such as his "Jingle Cock" parody of "Jingle Bells". These did bring some laughs, and "Jingle Cock" was memorably sung by Axe995 in the video to the right.

Besides his carols, most Homsar posts at that point were more annoying than entertaining. He started to receive strikes in late 2011, and was banned in December after his umpteenth "The YouChew [blank]" thread. Though never malicious in his behavior, his very young age and spammy persona were simply not compatible with the YouChew community.

Black men don't take too kindly to people who post on their fucking walls.

First Poop Seen[edit]

First Poop Made[edit]

Title of poop - right


Preferred Sources[edit]

Preferred Methods[edit]

  • Eye Rape
  • Something

Preferred Software[edit]

  • Windows Movie Maker
  • Magix Music Maker
  • YouTube Video Editor
  • Modplug Trackerz
  • Sony Vegas



  • The new YouTube layout, "Cosmic Panda".
  • When people refuse to sing songs for him.




  • Creating four threads that ended up being in the YouChew Hall of Fame.


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  • Don't cilck this! this topic is added with porns!
  • Can turtle fly?
  • You have rainbow dash? Lets rainbow dash fly around saturn. when it's getting sick. Sit down in the planet.
  • i will be a writing staff?
  • What is the YouChew Trail?
  • John Tracy McGrady AEIOU uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • Rainbow board is always fashionable dress,
  • Holy Laitas. i found this theard by searching
  • Latias I found it looking ziard:
  • I hate hate
  • sample: Hey! this is a sample article by me. i hope i be a wrting staff!
  • Help me. i have a low battery shit.
  • Here my computer when i plug in. NOT WORK!
    • Move my table: Not work
    • smash my computer:gonna do it
    • fix the battery:uhh. gonna do it.
    • Plug in over there:Bad. NOT GOOD!
    • Switch PCs: compteled!
  • Pit (referring to ProwerlessThrone) steals money from YC City Bank! Bye!
  • I look forward to the full translation of homsar
  • Hey There Dick Guy I am Homsar my username on youchew poop YTP ROCKS! Post something when you have a fucking the facebook profie I Post your FUCKING Wall FUCK YA!
  • Hey, Dick, and home homsarmi Yukio bobitb rocks! Posting, anything you publish money "or alwook" tricks! : Twisted:
  • Http:// how to make a lot of points!
  • This is Sbemailzille This Above your fav mlp:fim episode!
  • Nighttime! Sleep! Rest! Dream sleeping on the cloud. Go to sleep. see ya tomorrow on the boat!
  • Homsar was returned. on. Chewiki
  • hold on my emecgra- WE CRASHED!
  • tagS INGRONE!
  • Ramke of Remake!
  • Hmm, there must be parkour here.
  • I gonna make a 原曲メドレー version.
  • Bya YuWafl
  • Bay YaTuez (day)
  • Bey YouTube
  • Im not banned. im died.
  • Fuck me please. OK?
  • AntVenom bought me here. Fuck you Ant.
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I MISSED POKEMON! I WATCHING A WRONG SHOW. FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GOT BANNED FROM YOUCHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNBAN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR I WILL PUT IN EMAIL-APPROVED ONLY ON COLLABS!! IM SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • Out of all the banned members, he's one of the very few to be dull-minded rather than malicious.
  • He chose the perfect character to represent himself: the fictional Homsar is also confusingly nonsensical.
  • Back when the Writing Staff was first accepting new people to join them,! actually did submit something for them! That something was basically an "interview" with current Writing Staff member WalrusGuy. Judge for yourself whether or not it was enough to get him hired:
    "Hey! Homsar here.
    this is me interviewing walrusguy.
    Hello WalrusGuy Whats up?
    WalrusGuy: Hey. Homsar!
    Homsar: lets ask question. First question, When you starting pooping?
    after i create my account and youtube poop was born.
    Homsar: What progams to youtube poop?
    WalrusGuy: Sony Vegas
    Homsar: When you quit youtube?
    WalrusGuy: after i make a last poop."
  • He apparently has a hated rival named AntVenom.
  • On July 27, 2012, Crazy Luigi published a special interview with! Needless to say, he's still his same old self. Not to mention that he ended up copying and pasting stuff from this very page!

External Links[edit]

Live Reading of A Post in One of His Threads[edit]