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[[Image:Instruction_Book.jpg|thumb| [[Fat Mario]] saying the most infamous "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the Enclosed Instruction Book."]]
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[[Image:The enclosed instruction book.jpg|thumb|250px|]]'''The Enclosed Instruction Book''' is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and The Life Story of [[Dr. Robotnik]] to the top 3.  It is the only other thing [[Fat Mario]] is obsessed with, besides [[uctions]], [[fat]], and [[toast]]. The Enclosed Instruction book contains [[Image:Instruction_Book.jpg|thumb| [[Fat Mario]] saying the most infamous "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the Enclosed Instruction Book."]] unmeasurable power, and could even best [[Captain Falcon]].  Only the ORIGINAL copy of the Enclosed Instruction Book, owned by Fat Mario, contains power; the sold copies just contain [[Big Poop Theory|the information on the pages of the book]] for [[you]] to read.  The original Enclosed Instruction Book is part of the sacred [[The Book Trilogy|trilogy of books]].
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[[Image:MAriowinstructions.JPG|thumb|[[Fat Mario]] holding the Holy Book]]
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[[Image:Enclosed_Instruction_Book_Gay_Luigi.jpg|250px|thumb|[[Gay Luigi]]'s page in the holy book. Notice how they misspelled Regular.]]
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The only thing that can defeat [[God Luigi]].
  
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The Enclosed Instruction Book is a very popular line used by Mario in the intro of the frequently pooped "Hotel Mario" for the CD-i. In a case of breaking the fourth wall, Mario and Luigi confront the player telling him or her that they need to help them on their quest. This ends with Mario giving the hint that if they need any help getting through the seven Koopa Hotels that they should check out the Enclosed Instruction Book packaged with the game, followed by Mario's iconic glazed stare into the camera holding up his finger until the cutscene ends. While such a short mentioning, the Enclosed Instruction Book from Hotel Mario has become a natural staple in the YTP phenomenon.
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==Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book==
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*[[Gay Luigi]]
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*[[Bowser]]
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*[[The Princess]]
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*[[Yoshi]]
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]]
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*[[Scratch]] (mostly for masturbating to the gay porn pictures.)
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*[[Grounder]] (though he only looks at the pictures & masturbates to them.)
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*[[Dr. Wily]]
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*[[Jafar]]
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*[[You]]
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*[[Wizardheimer]]
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*[[Seymour]]
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*[[Hinata]] (Unfortunately she [[Cum|defiled]] the book, which resulted in it putting a curse on her so she'd never ever be able to kiss [[Kenshiro]].)
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*[[Kenshiro]] (He didn't find it very interesting though.)
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*[[Soundwave]] (He denounced it as inferior, though.)
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*[[Earthworm Jim]]
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*[[You]]
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*Oogtar (he drew pictures of naked men on page 14)
  
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[[Uctions]]
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Rumors say that the enclosed instruction book consists of articles from this very wiki.
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Revision as of 08:32, 16 June 2009

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The Enclosed Instruction Book is the third best-selling book in the universe, narrowly beating the Bible, and The Life Story of Dr. Robotnik to the top 3. It is the only other thing Fat Mario is obsessed with, besides uctions, fat, and toast. The Enclosed Instruction book contains

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Fat Mario saying the most infamous "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the Enclosed Instruction Book."

unmeasurable power, and could even best Captain Falcon. Only the ORIGINAL copy of the Enclosed Instruction Book, owned by Fat Mario, contains power; the sold copies just contain the information on the pages of the book for you to read. The original Enclosed Instruction Book is part of the sacred trilogy of books.

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Fat Mario holding the Holy Book
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Gay Luigi's page in the holy book. Notice how they misspelled Regular.

The only thing that can defeat God Luigi.

Readers of The Enclosed Instruction Book

Rumors say that the enclosed instruction book consists of articles from this very wiki.

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