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Eggs
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Eggs are a nutritious yet (somewhat) fattening food that can be eaten boiled, scrambled, fried, deviled, or even poached. They also bear some significance towards reproduction.
Characters Who Like Eggs!
- Wizardheimer
- Gaston
- The Cat In The Hat
- Sam I Am
- That guy Sam I Am first annoys.
- Greenback Koopa
- Yoshi
- Fat Luigi
- Dr. Robotnik
- Ozzy
- Shaquille O'Neal (He once said "Let's green eggs and ham it!")
- Rocky Balboa (Drank a glass of raw eggs.)
- Dr. Eggman
Characters Who HATE Eggs!
- Stone Luigi
- Mario
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- That guy that Sam I Am annoys until he first tried them.
- I.M. Meen
Characters Related To Eggs
Trivia
- The yellow shit from the eggs goes great with toast, bagels, English muffins, and other stuff like that.
- Sometimes used to make bagels and other stuff.
- Are shaped like Robotnik.
- It is recommended you don't eat them raw (Unless you are Rocky Balboa.) or with the shell (Unless you are Gaston.).
- Shaquille O'Neal once said in the "Kazaam" movie "Let's green eggs and ham it!"
- An ingredient in the Scoopa Koopa.
- Smells like sulfur if you let them rot (Especially in the fridge.).
- Commonly used in signatures on the forums to hatch Pokemon.
- If you have eggs for breakfast waaaaay too many times, you're going to get tired of them.
- I am the Eggman.
- They are the eggmen.
- I am the Walrus.
- They are the eggmen.